Last Cunt Standing Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Sky News UK this morning brings this delightful nugget to public attention. A plea for black only audiences, presumably so they can appreciate a careful dissection of modern race relations in a safe space without the company of the great oppressor. Cue footage of black attendees pleading it’s not racist and everyone is welcome. Might as well have been Vox pop clips from The Embassy Club circa 1980. What a bunch of cunts. What the fuck is going on up there? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Someone send a call out to ISIS. New target acquired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sky News UK this morning brings this delightful nugget to public attention. A plea for black only audiences, presumably so they can appreciate a careful dissection of modern race relations in a safe space without the company of the great oppressor. Cue footage of black attendees pleading it’s not racist and everyone is welcome. Might as well have been Vox pop clips from The Embassy Club circa 1980. What a bunch of cunts. What the fuck is going on up there? An interesting mugget, LC. Any melanin-rich participant should be weary of any free food and drink offerings. I would be, you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Can't we have a play about the way that the British Empire stamped out global slavery? Despite the efforts of several African nations to retain it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 19 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Can't we have a play about the way that the British Empire stamped out global slavery? Despite the efforts of several African nations to retain it. It was a good export trade for some of the West African countries .. you could sell the surplus offspring .. in the case of the Islamic countries if they had had not been inducted into the religion they were not classed as humans so they were simply objects to be exploited or sold. Most of the slaves that were sold to the US plantation owners were adherants to the old tribal religions and most of them became Christians when they arrived at the plantations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 These cunts should count themselves lucky if any fucking audience at all shows up to watch this crap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sky News UK this morning brings this delightful nugget to public attention. A plea for black only audiences, presumably so they can appreciate a careful dissection of modern race relations in a safe space without the company of the great oppressor. Cue footage of black attendees pleading it’s not racist and everyone is welcome. Might as well have been Vox pop clips from The Embassy Club circa 1980. What a bunch of cunts. What the fuck is going on up there? I'd quite like to go. Perhaps if I black up they might let me in? 🤔 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: These cunts should count themselves lucky if any fucking audience at all shows up to watch this crap. Well technically it will appear empty until it's lights-up or if there's a comedic element to it and you can see a few sets of donkey teeth glowing in the darkness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 16 minutes ago, scotty said: I'd quite like to go. Perhaps if I black up they might let me in? 🤔 Do you want to borrow an outfit for the occasion? I have a stab vest which might prove a necessity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Fucking Hell, who came up with this brilliant business plan, Withers? It may have escaped the director's attention, but it certainly hasn't mine, that the only black face you ever see in a theatre is the bloke on stage playing Othello. Similarly, museums and other cultural hubs are usually devoid of anyone with a touch of the tar brush and obviously it goes without saying that swimming pools are a jigga free zone. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. We give these cunts culture and all they want are chicken shops. Fuck them and fuck this theatre, I hope it goes bankrupt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: fuck this theatre, I hope it goes bankrupt. If they persevere with this policy, I'd say that was a racing certainty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Do you want to borrow an outfit for the occasion? I have a stab vest which might prove a necessity. If it also has lockable zipped pockets, you're on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 I wonder if they need any doormen. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder if they need any doormen. I bet you'd have a stab at it, Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Wouldn't surprise me if there's a Brixton Academy type crush. Has Eddie and OCR got their tickets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well technically it will appear empty until it's lights-up or if there's a comedic element to it and you can see a few sets of donkey teeth glowing in the darkness. You'll see all the white gloves (worn so they can eat their choc ices without accidentally biting their fingers) of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You'll see all the white gloves (worn so they can eat their choc ices without accidentally biting their fingers) of course. Reported, you racist auld cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 3 hours ago, Decimus said: It may have escaped the director's attention, but it certainly hasn't mine, that the only black face you ever see in a theatre is the bloke on stage playing Othello. ‘Twelve Years A Cleaner’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 1 hour ago, scotty said: I bet you'd have a stab at it, Eric. Set phasers to ‘double-incontinent’! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Fucking Hell, who came up with this brilliant business plan, Withers? It may have escaped the director's attention, but it certainly hasn't mine, that the only black face you ever see in a theatre is the bloke on stage playing Othello. Similarly, museums and other cultural hubs are usually devoid of anyone with a touch of the tar brush and obviously it goes without saying that swimming pools are a jigga free zone. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. We give these cunts culture and all they want are chicken shops. Fuck them and fuck this theatre, I hope it goes bankrupt. I went to see "Hamilton" in London recently and there were more black faces on the stage than in the audience. Good night out, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I went to see "Hamilton" in London recently and there were more black faces on the stage than in the audience. Good night out, though. Superfluous "though" at the end there. My own beloved and her daughter went to see Hamilton last night at Birmingham Hippodrome. I'm unsure of how to politely enquire regarding the audience demographic without appearing overtly racist. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 It's on at the Noel Coward Theatre St Martins Lane. I wonder what Noel would have said? He had a nice colonial residence in Jamaica presumably with local "help". 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's on at the Noel Coward Theatre St Martins Lane. I wonder what Noel would have said? He had a nice colonial residence in Jamaica presumably with local "help". 😛 Good Evening Harold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 42 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: Good Evening Harold Was you ever invited to Firefly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I wonder what Noel would have said? At twelve noon the natives swoon, and no further work is done. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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