Decimus Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 8 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/G3c9jgr Am I supposed to be impressed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 2 minutes ago, Miles from Dublin said: @Frank you are not only the best on here but you are also the hardest. I’ve never really dealt with compliments very well, P, despite them often coming thick and fast! And I don’t know about being the ‘hardest’, but I can certainly look after myself.. especially if some faux Deliveroo balaclava-wearing coon crosses my path. I’ve been out in the ‘79 928 this afternoon. I live a great life, I really do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I recognise that Porsche key. It’s an 80s 911 or 944 isn’t it? Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reardon would have won the '82 World Championship if it weren't for Higgins being coked up to the eyeballs in the final session. Cheating Irish bastard Absolutely abysmal comment Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Am I supposed to be impressed? Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 6 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve been out in the ‘79 928 this afternoon. I live a great life, I really do. Drinking and driving - Risky Business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Absolutely abysmal comment Gypps. You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 7 minutes ago, Frank said: I live a great life, I really do. Make the most of it Frank as it won’t last very long. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Yup. I'm certainly impressed that you can contort your almost sixty year old Mr Tickle limbs into a tiny, antiquated penis extension, you lanky old bastard. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 6 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve never really dealt with compliments very well, P, despite them often coming thick and fast! And I don’t know about being the ‘hardest’, but I can certainly look after myself.. especially if some faux Deliveroo balaclava-wearing coon crosses my path. I’ve been out in the ‘79 928 this afternoon. I live a great life, I really do. It is more hard facts .. you have shown your face, the rest of us are just keyboard warriors, I am not afraid of the drug-addled pot bellied swamp hopper .. I only worry about what the neighbours would think if a angry little toothless ulster-man in a pretend Audi A3 came and knocked on my front door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hopes of it haven’t. And I thought you loved me. I'm devastated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Drinking and driving - Risky Business. Do you have statistical evidence that it is risky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 2 hours ago, Miles from Dublin said: I did not realise that you were ever alive. Wasn't there a Joyce book called the House of the dead? Mind you he fucked off to. Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Drinking and driving - Risky Business. Sub-Saharan semen probably doesn’t have a high alcohol content. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 2 hours ago, and said: But not for much longer if Dickless and the Boys Club get their way. I am seeing that in my rear view special agent prescription mirror sunglasses. By fuck it's dark in 'ere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Drinking and driving - Risky Business. Decent film that, and a particularly good soundtrack. We saw Tangerine Dream at the Palladium last year, and the Risky Business material was easily the highlight of the show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 White Eagle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm certainly impressed that you can contort your almost sixty year old Mr Tickle limbs into an antiquated penis extension, you lanky old bastard. I dreamt about you last night. True. We met by chance at Le Shuttle pet check-in in Folkestone and sort of fell for each other. You abandoned your electric Corsa in the car park and joined me in my ‘67 Pagoda. You did the gears and I did the gas and we wended our way along the A7 - route de soleil - all the way down to Grasse. We stopped in a lay-by near Trois for frites et merguez and you gave me the best blowy ever whilst repeating the word ‘nonagenaria’ through your nose. Stupid little wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 The whole business of dying has become highly complex in this Internet social media hothouse environment. I wonder how the WWW will handle my departure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 54 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The whole business of dying has become highly complex in this Internet social media hothouse environment. I wonder how the WWW will handle my departure? As a member of Cunts Corner you automatically qualify for one of our traditional CC funerals. We lay you in a cheap inflatable dinghy, soak you in petrol, and float you off across one of the separation tanks at the Thamesmead sewage treatment plant, before igniting the petrol with a volley of mini-rockets as you drift towards the central impeller. Quite beautiful really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: As a member of Cunts Corner you automatically qualify for one of our traditional CC funerals. We lay you in a cheap inflatable dinghy, soak you in petrol, and float you off across one of the separation tanks at the Thamesmead sewage treatment plant, before igniting the petrol with a volley of mini-rockets as you drift towards the central impeller. Quite beautiful really. Don't forget the 18 inch strap-on we always attach, and the Zorba The Greek musical accompaniment to the ceremony. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: As a member of Cunts Corner you automatically qualify for one of our traditional CC funerals. We lay you in a cheap inflatable dinghy, soak you in petrol, and float you off across one of the separation tanks at the Thamesmead sewage treatment plant, before igniting the petrol with a volley of mini-rockets as you drift towards the central impeller. Quite beautiful really. Can't I have it closer to West Ham - purely sentimental reasons. Will you say something for me at the service along the lines of "This was a great man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Don't forget the 18 inch strap-on we always attach, and the Zorba The Greek musical accompaniment to the ceremony. 18" eh? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: 18" eh? 🤔 They're supposed to be representative of our oldest poster. It's half a foot short, but the biggest we can buy off the shelf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 9 minutes ago, scotty said: They're supposed to be representative of our oldest poster. It's half a foot short, but the biggest we can buy off the shelf. So it's just a poster of an artificial cock? Beggars especially bleedin dead beggars can't be choosey I suppose. Just make sure its printed on qood quality paper with a an easy wipe vinyl finish with an antiseptic micro cloth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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