ChildeHarold Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Let’s hope so. Is having a fully erect penis for two hours a seizure? Guilty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Lettrism Computer says N…… Please choose a time for your computer to update Update now? Your computer will restart Do not switch off the power while updating Updating now 95% 90% Working on updates 85% (Sound of footsteps and creak of front door. At the shop) A Solero please, Mango flavour. Here is a crisp new ten pound note legal tender Charles head on it. Sorry card only. Please tap here. Me: muttering I will go back to get my card which is next to the computer. (sound of footsteps and front door creaking) 65% 55% 45% 40% 30% 28% 27% 26% 25% 24% 20% 15% 10% 0% Applying updates Computer says No AGREED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Is having a fully erect penis for two hours a seizure? Guilty. Watching Brokeback Mountain again tonight H? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Is having a fully erect penis for two hours a seizure? Yes if muscle spasms are preventing Frank from pulling it out of your clenched up ringpiece and sticking it in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Yes if muscle spasms are preventing Frank from pulling it out of your clenched up ringpiece and sticking it in your mouth. Always the Frank. Billy you're bipolar Frank and Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 54 minutes ago, King Billy said: An absolute pile of shit film. Full of leftist race nonsense, several subplots that went nowhere and an ending that just made the previous 90 mins a complete waste of time. I’m quite sure Michelle/Michael Obama’s involvement as an executive producer had nothing whatsoever to do with it being an absolute pile of woke shite though, as that would be the sort of thing only a conspiracy theorist loon would think. I wasn't endorsing it. I have, unfortunately watched it twice; the second time, too pissed to remember I'd already seen it until half-way through and too stoned to bother finding something better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 23 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I wasn't endorsing it. I have, unfortunately watched it twice; the second time, too pissed to remember I'd already seen it until half-way through and too stoned to bother finding something better. I’m embarrassed to admit that I’ve seen Highlander 2 more than once. Not ‘Ginger Snaps Back’ though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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