Dave Umbongo Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 19 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: None of this shite affects me, I use a Commodore 64... I wrote and submitted this post a year ago, the modems a bit slow mind. 7,200 or 14,400 baud rate? Or should that be 'bored' rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Sometimes, when all you have to post is fucking nonsense, the best thing you can do is step away from the keyboard and fucking kill yourself. And yet, you don't seem capable of following your own advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 23 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: And yet, you don't seem capable of following your own advice. Morning TalkBollox - how’s your head? Did you have a good session last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Morning TalkBollox - how’s your head? Did you have a good session last night? Not bad, thanks for asking. I only had a bottle of Nethergate Old Growler - it actually reminded me of Roops' in some ways. I'm off out for a Saturday afternoon session later and hope to be back before the thunderstorms later. I don't recommend you fly your toy helicopters in a thunderstorm, try flying a kite instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 51 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Not bad, thanks for asking. I only had a bottle of Nethergate Old Growler - it actually reminded me of Roops' in some ways. I'm off out for a Saturday afternoon session later and hope to be back before the thunderstorms later. I don't recommend you fly your toy helicopters in a thunderstorm, try flying a kite instead. @Ape™️ flies his own kite kite-less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 10 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Is the Council on about the drains again? We don’t have a problem with drainage. Any excess water runs into the enormous potholes that the council kindly provides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: We don’t have a problem with drainage. Any excess water runs into the enormous potholes that the council kindly provides. @Eric Cuntman I have just been reading about Beanbag Rounds .. do you use them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Having read today's paper, I must say that the thought of a lot of incompetent, wet millenials who can't cope without a bleeping bit of office equipment is rather amusing. Anyone want to buy a second-hand Biro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 1 hour ago, Prints Harry said: @Eric Cuntman I have just been reading about Beanbag Rounds .. do you use them? They’re fucking great aren’t they. I would love to walk around with a Franchi assault shotgun loaded up with beanbag rounds and just shoot people in the forehead with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Having read today's paper, I must say that the thought of a lot of incompetent, wet millenials who can't cope without a bleeping bit of office equipment is rather amusing. Anyone want to buy a second-hand Biro? About 30 years ago I had a canon top feed printer that used to get paper jams and made a pathetic bleeping noise. One day I got fed up of it and I sorted it for good .. I took it into the kitchen (which had a quarry tile floor) and gave it an assisted passage to the floor .. it fucking took me ages to pick the bits up and chuck them in the bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 7 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: it fucking took me ages to pick the bits up and chuck them in the bin. I'm the same, when I've used a chainsaw on the bodies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 1 hour ago, and said: I'm the same, when I've used a chainsaw on the bodies... Try oxy-propane: quicker and more reliable... Smells beter too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Orwellian DOUBLETHINK OR DOUBLESPEAK? Lying and fakery seem to be the natural partners of I.T. Especially in the empty shallow world of travel and tourism. FROM GATWICK as major disruption continues.... “A London Gatwick spokesman said: "The airport is operating as normal today following yesterday’s global issues. (in the same breath...) "Some delays and cancellations are likely throughout the day, as airlines continue to recover from yesterday’s disruption. We strongly advise passengers to check with their airline for the latest updates." ????????? 🤔 https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/24465213.gatwick-urges-passengers-check-airline-disruption-continues/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Orwellian DOUBLETHINK OR DOUBLESPEAK? The airport building is working just fine, as long as you don't actually want to fly anywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 17 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Try oxy-propane: quicker and more reliable... A gram of octanitrocubane up the jacksie would also deliver spectacular results. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A gram of octanitrocubane up the jacksie would also deliver spectacular results. Spray it with glue then roll it in thermite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 9 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Anyone want to buy a second-hand Biro? How much? How many previous owners? Has it ever been inserted in Franks arse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spray it with glue then roll it in thermite. Thermite. You either love it or hate it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Thermite. You either love it or hate it. Poor old @Last Cunt Standing can only get ‘Vegethermite’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChildeHarold Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Either I crashed or this topic crashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 29 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Either I crashed or this topic crashed. What in the actual fuck is happening there, Harold?? Are you having a seizure?? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 22 minutes ago, scotty said: What in the actual fuck is happening there, Harold?? Are you having a seizure?? Either it was my phone or the website kept repeating the text like a crazy cat. I was pasting it as rich text but it was having a problem with the hyphenated bits. this [] [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 36 minutes ago, scotty said: What in the actual fuck is happening there, Harold?? Are you having a seizure?? Let’s hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 On 19/07/2024 at 18:33, Hammer of Cunts said: Leave the World Behind. An absolute pile of shit film. Full of leftist race nonsense, several subplots that went nowhere and an ending that just made the previous 90 mins a complete waste of time. I’m quite sure Michelle/Michael Obama’s involvement as an executive producer had nothing whatsoever to do with it being an absolute pile of woke shite though, as that would be the sort of thing only a conspiracy theorist loon would think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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