Last Cunt Standing Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 I seem to remember a film a short while ago in which the world’s IT fails and those who aren’t killed in the civil unrest hide in the cellars watching Friends till their dried food runs out. Interesting. I’ll be in my hammock with a GnT till further notice. @Cuntybaws you’ve had your fun, turn it all back on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Luckily I wouldn't touch Crowdstrike with somebody else's cock. I'm especially laughing my arse off at companies who compounded that error of judgement by also using Bitlocker and not storing their recovery keys elsewhere. It's not quite on a par with that daft cunt in Newport who threw away his old hard drive with Bitcoin on it, and has been searching the local landfill for years trying to find it. Some fucking idiots just shouldn't have computers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 I think it's The One Where the Oil-Tanker Drives up the Beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 None of this shite affects me, I use a Commodore 64... I wrote and submitted this post a year ago, the modems a bit slow mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Luckily I wouldn't touch Crowdstrike with somebody else's cock. I'm especially laughing my arse off at companies who compounded that error of judgement by also using Bitlocker and not storing their recovery keys elsewhere. It's not quite on a par with that daft cunt in Newport who threw away his old hard drive with Bitcoin on it, and has been searching the local landfill for years trying to find it. Some fucking idiots just shouldn't have computers. It wasn't lost, I bought in the local CEX shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: None of this shite affects me, I use a Commodore 64... I wrote and submitted this post a year ago, the modems a bit slow mind. You should be used to it by now, how long did it take the Windrush to drift across the Atlantic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 It was nowt much, one day it will be mega - the world will be silent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 8 minutes ago, ProfB said: It was nowt much, one day it will be mega - the world will be silent That's incredibly deep by your standards, Prof. Did your most recent layby victim happen to have an ancient Chinese proverb tattooed on their arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: That's incredibly deep by your standards, Prof. Did your most recent layby victim happen to have an ancient Chinese proverb tattooed on their arse? I don't stop on laybys, too dangerous: drunk drivers think they are part of the road & rear end up, or worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Just now, ProfB said: I don't stop on laybys, too dangerous: drunk drivers think they are part of the road & rear end up, or worse. Save the alibi for The Old Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Save the alibi for The Old Bill. What are you on about? You just love attacking me, you are an online troll, a bully boy - with a small willy. I have been told you have two small saggy balls & a small plug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 This is what happens when you rely on a bunch of glorified typists to run the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 6 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I think it's The One Where the Oil-Tanker Drives up the Beach What was it called? Every time I try and think of a film with heavy machinery on a beach, I end up with ‘Killdozer’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What was it called? Every time I try and think of a film with heavy machinery on a beach, I end up with ‘Killdozer’. Leave the World Behind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I seem to remember a film a short while ago in which the world’s IT fails and those who aren’t killed in the civil unrest hide in the cellars watching Friends till their dried food runs out. Interesting. I’ll be in my hammock with a GnT till further notice. @Cuntybaws you’ve had your fun, turn it all back on. Computer says, "No." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: This is what happens when you rely on a bunch of glorified typists to run the world. These people are coders. Is that new for "programmers". Does anybody on here have auto update for Windows enabled? If so they are fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: These people are coders. Glorified fucking typists- women's work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 ‘sonic bonic bullshit’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: These people are coders. Is that new for "programmers". Does anybody on here have auto update for Windows enabled? If so they are fucking cunts. Sometimes, when all you have to post is fucking nonsense, the best thing you can do is step away from the keyboard and fucking kill yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 10 hours ago, Prints Harry said: I bought in the local CEX shop. Cock exchange? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What was it called? Every time I try and think of a film with heavy machinery on a beach, I end up with ‘Killdozer’. Pamela Anderson’s vibrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Does anybody on here have auto update for Windows enabled? Make sure you’re very close to an open upstairs window, then type in MK ULTRA. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Make sure you’re very close to an open upstairs window, then type in MK ULTRA. No need to thank me. Computer says No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Every time I try and think of a film with heavy machinery on a beach, I end up with ‘Killdozer’ Is the Council on about the drains again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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