White Cunt Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good point. A shooting isn’t the most telegenic method of assassination. The bullet’s too fast to see, there’s usually half a dozen black suits crowding round the victim so you can’t see if they’ve got any holes in them. Lots of running about panicking and no real action. Why not a flamethrower? It would incinerate not only the principal target but most of their entourage as well. A dozen spastics running about on fire would be television gold. I’m sure an M2 flamethrower could be easily disguised as a Karrimor rucksack to avoid suspicion. Imagine the viewing numbers on JewTube. It would be worth opening a channel for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 17 hours ago, White Cunt said: That’s just too elegant a choice. I would opt for a blowtorch which addresses the after issue of cleaning up and cremation. Going back to WW2 didn't the Yanks use flamethrowers to clear some islands of the Japanese soldiers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 42 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: Going back to WW2 didn't the Yanks use flamethrowers to clear some islands of the Japanese soldiers? That was because they wanted their sesame toast a bit crisper than usual. 🍞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 14 minutes ago, and said: That was because they wanted their sesame toast a bit crisper than usual. 🍞 That said didn't North Korea's Kim finish his uncle off with an anti aircraft gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 2 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: That said didn't North Korea's Kim finish his uncle off with an anti aircraft gun? TBF, if you were looking through slitty eyes, his parachute did look like a UFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 2 hours ago, Prints Harry said: Going back to WW2 didn't the Yanks use flamethrowers to clear some islands of the Japanese soldiers? They did. They copied the formula from WW1. After the improved M2-2 model got rolled out, de-sloping got very effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 On 14/07/2024 at 05:44, Last Cunt Standing said: Well, well. Another day passes, another moment of drama flashed around the world via multiple platforms, and another squeeze from my adrenals at an ungodly hour of my day. Much will be said and has already been said on this subject, and rolling news is already running out of speculation to fill the airwaves. The story will evolve. But in essence Trump survived, the lone shooter was thankfully a white man, and though some unfortunate crowd member is dead, the biggest outcome here seems to be a Hollywood still photo to rival Che Guevara and a twenty-point bump for Trump in the polls who now seems nailed on for November. His Coronation at the RNC this week will be one for the ages. The Conspiracist false flag nutters are already in flight. If the World got a little less nuts for the next few years, I’d be good with it. My phone going crazy at 6am on Sunday morning is getting to be a bit of a Cunt. @King Billy a bonfire and a March on Friday, now your boy comes out swinging on Sunday. Great weekend you’re having! 'I had God on my side': Donald Trump makes first speech since assassination attempt God saved gracious Donald Trump, Long live noble Donald Trump, God save Donald Trump! Send him victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God saved Donald Trump! https://www.itv.com/news/2024-07-19/i-shouldnt-be-here-trump-makes-first-speech-since-assassination-attempt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 32 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: 'I had God on my side': Donald Trump makes first speech since assassination attempt God saved gracious Donald Trump, Long live noble Donald Trump, God save Donald Trump! Send him victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God saved Donald Trump! https://www.itv.com/news/2024-07-19/i-shouldnt-be-here-trump-makes-first-speech-since-assassination-attempt That's a bit presumptive, Trump could've been saved by Satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: That's a bit presumptive, Trump could've been saved by Satan. He saved himself? 😈 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: That's a bit presumptive, Trump could've been saved by Satan. Hitler thought that he had been saved by God after the 1944 assassination attempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 I think it might feel a bit like getting your ears pierced? A staple gun thing puts a stud in your earlobe. Had mine done at 11 & I didn’t cry. Some folk have their nipples pierced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 57 minutes ago, ProfB said: I think it might feel a bit like getting your ears pierced? A staple gun thing puts a stud in your earlobe. Had mine done at 11 & I didn’t cry. Some folk have their nipples pierced. Trump is particularly fond of gold trinkets, so a couple of studs and a cuff should just about cover the damage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: That's a bit presumptive, Trump could've been saved by Satan. Wow! 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 12 hours ago, Prints Harry said: Hitler thought that he had been saved by God after the 1944 assassination attempt. God won’t be able to save you when I find you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Thing is, Trump appears to be happy he was ear-holed - he's milking it. & he will be the next US president, he's bullet proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Joe Biden ends re-election campaign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Joe Biden ends re-election campaign I wonder if anyone has told him yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: I wonder if anyone has told him yet? He's a tenacious cunt. There's a serious lack of judgement in the silly old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 57 minutes ago, King Billy said: I wonder if anyone has told him yet? They told him he was going to Disneyland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They told him he was going to Disneyland. To oversee the pullout of US troops and sign a peace treaty with Micky Mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: To oversee the pullout of US troops and sign a peace treaty with Micky Mouse. He could take his friend Rachel Levine for a princess makeover at the ‘Bibbidy-Bobbidy-Boutique.’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 3 hours ago, King Billy said: I wonder if anyone has told him yet? Of course they have. Every 30 minutes they tell him. After they've told him he's the POTUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 4 hours ago, ProfB said: Joe Biden ends re-election campaign End your own life you sheeptwat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 I see the Secret Service Director, Kimberley Cheatle is being grilled by Congress. She has yet to break down in tears and run out flapping her hands. But I watch in hope. All I know, she's as thick as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 On 15/07/2024 at 23:19, ChildeHarold said: Well he's already drawn life changing parallels between his encounter with a cup of coffee in Clacton and Trump's assassination attempt by a semi automatic AKA firearm. There are two mass shootings per day (over 650 per year) in the USA involving more than four deaths as compared to 6 coffee spills per week in the UK. (from a survey by Pret a Manger of 1,000 individuals on a Tuesday morning) Coffee? Fucking hell, the last time it was a milkshake. Their weapons are getting more and more sophisticated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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