Dyslexic cnut Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 8 minutes ago, Wink McAndrew said: Any pics? What's her body like? Not even silicone can save her, Winko. She’s got tits like an eighteen year old (cost me £15k…all perky and that…ripe as fuck.) Problem is, there’s turtles on the Galapagos with smoother necks, if you get me. Any advice, going forward? I feel sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 1 minute ago, Wink McAndrew said: Hmmm.. quite the conundrum DC. Does she have a nubile daughter from a previous relationship? If so then I may have a solution. Step 1 - take a picture of said daughter's face, get it printed on glossy A4 paper. Step 2 - Lace the wife's bedtime Horlicks/Whiskey with sedatives. Step 3- Sellotape said pic of the busty nubile daughter to her boatrace and go absolutely nuts on her, you can even nut all over the picture/wife's face when you pull out and she'd none the wiser. This is solid advice from Mr McAndrew, guidance counselor extrodinaire! Wink Wink!! Her daughter was stabbed in Southport. Can you adjust? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 10 minutes ago, Wink McAndrew said: Oh no! My sincere condolences DC. A black bastard's pork sword always causes so much trouble. Do you have a sister-in-law perchance? I may be able to advise accordingly.. Not a time for humour, Winko. I’ve been PMd by many members offering support at this difficult time, for which I’m truly grateful. Temper your conduct, going forward, this is a sensitive time for all of us. Best wishes…DC x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 9 hours ago, Wink McAndrew said: Hmmm.. quite the conundrum DC. Does she have a nubile daughter from a previous relationship? If so then I may have a solution. Step 1 - take a picture of said daughter's face, get it printed on glossy A4 paper. Step 2 - Lace the wife's bedtime Horlicks/Whiskey with sedatives. Step 3- Sellotape said pic of the busty nubile daughter to her boatrace and go absolutely nuts on her, you can even nut all over the picture/wife's face when you pull out and she'd be none the wiser. This is solid advice from Mr McAndrew, guidance counselor extrodinaire! Wink Wink!! Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 9 hours ago, Wink McAndrew said: Of course, and you have my sympathy (and Hugz) for the poor girlie and her receipt of golly sperm. Let me know if she shits out a Kalvin Phillips-like mulatto and I'll happily strangle, duck tape and throw the little mongrel in the Mersey. Wink Wink Wooo! Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 10 hours ago, Wink McAndrew said: Hmmm.. quite the conundrum DC. Does she have a nubile daughter from a previous relationship? If so then I may have a solution. Step 1 - take a picture of said daughter's face, get it printed on glossy A4 paper. Step 2 - Lace the wife's bedtime Horlicks/Whiskey with sedatives. Step 3- Sellotape said pic of the busty nubile daughter to her boatrace and go absolutely nuts on her, you can even nut all over the picture/wife's face when you pull out and she'd be none the wiser. This is solid advice from Mr McAndrew, guidance counselor extrodinaire! Wink Wink!! Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 I'm wondering where the cut off point is with this new cunt. (I'm talking about Starmer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm wondering where the cut off point is with this new cunt. (I'm talking about Starmer) Wank should do something for science such as sucking the bad gas out of a Boeing Starliner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 Did your sister have alzheimer’s, Pen, you ‘spoilt-for-choice-which-public-toilet-to-use’ cunt? Only I’ve just seen an advert that stated that ‘people with dementia die many times over.’ Lol and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, Wink McAndrew said: Ah calm down ya wee snowflake fucks. I'm trying to help poor DC and his marital dustbin. It's you on a fucking bender you cunt. Fuck off you WRONG UN. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 2 hours ago, Miles said: Wank should do something for science such as sucking the bad gas out of a Boeing Starliner. He's definitely on the way. Despicable cunt and it's interesting how DC has a natural attraction for the git. Both fuck offs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 20 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I hear that phrase a lot on here, "wrong' un". It's like the phrase "these people" bandied about by pundits. It's a catch-all go to when nothing else seems appropriate, mostly used by those familiar with the prison services (or pretending that they are). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 3 minutes ago, and said: It's a catch-all go to when nothing else seems appropriate, mostly used by those familiar with the prison services (or pretending that they are). Here he is, the Nonce Advocate General, defending peeds since 2014! I knew it wouldn't be long until you showed up, Longford, you never miss an opportunity to spout your amnesty for beasts nonsense, straight out of the P.I.E. playbook. Christ, you make me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 19 minutes ago, Wink McAndrew said: That's a wee bit rich coming from someone with Child in their username. Just sayin' I'm not being funny, Wink, but you definitely give me category A vibes. That being said, it's also a bit rich of The Aitch to be casting stones at your grubby, cum-stained windows when he is on the record about having a fantasy which involves him being a caretaker at an all girls school. Feel free to use that information as you see fit, but don't bother engaging with me after this post as I don't want to be associated with you. No offence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Here he is, the Nonce Advocate General, defending peeds since 2014! I knew it wouldn't be long until you showed up, Longford, you never miss an opportunity to spout your amnesty for beasts nonsense, straight out of the P.I.E. playbook. Christ, you make me fucking sick. Oh, diddums, what's wrong, won't mummy kiss it better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm not being funny, Wink, but you definitely give me category A vibes. That being said, it's also a bit rich of The Aitch to be casting stones at your grubby, cum-stained windows when he is on the record about having a fantasy which involves him being a caretaker at an all girls school. Feel free to use that information as you see fit, but don't bother engaging with me after this post as I don't want to be associated with you. No offence. As the sun moves into The Crab and the moon moves into Taurus the Bull I see you're moving to the manic end of your bi-polar cycle. You just can’t get over it can you, you pathetic husk of a human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 2 hours ago, and said: It's a catch-all go to when nothing else seems appropriate, mostly used by those familiar with the prison services (or pretending that they are). Like Genocide (er... murder) Ethnic cleansing (Excuse me!... murder) Too much catch all coming out of the arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: As the sun moves into The Crab and the moon moves into Taurus the Bull I see you're moving to the manic end of your bi-polar cycle. You just can’t get over it can you, you pathetic husk of a human being. Decimus rhymes with pus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 14 minutes ago, Wink McAndrew said: Decipus? I was not communicating with you Wonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, Miles said: Decimus rhymes with pus. How long haa been around on here. Seems like forever. When he dies do we go behind locked doors and elect his successor? Can I do the white smoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 On 31/08/2024 at 12:00, Dyslexic cnut said: Did your sister have alzheimer’s, Pen, you ‘spoilt-for-choice-which-public-toilet-to-use’ cunt? Only I’ve just seen an advert that stated that ‘people with dementia die many times over.’ Lol and fuck off. Just imagine taking a piss at the gent's urinal when the owner of a flowery frock & size 13 feet staggers up, whipping out the kind of schlong that'd leave even the late George Michael feeling traumatized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 49 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Just imagine taking a piss at the gent's urinal when the owner of a flowery frock & size 13 feet staggers up, whipping out the kind of schlong that'd leave the late George Michael feeling traumatized. Male and Female Attendants Clean This Toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 55 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Just imagine taking a piss at the gent's urinal when the owner of a flowery frock & size 13 feet staggers up, whipping out the kind of schlong that'd leave the late George Michael feeling traumatized. That wold be a sight .. do you dress up in a frock and boots often? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: How long haa been around on here. Seems like forever. When he dies do we go behind locked doors and elect his successor? Can I do the white smoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 21 minutes ago, Miles said: Invisible ink - the staple of penny Lucky Bags. A joke on a folded up. A paper mask. A small highly dangerous (due to suffocation) plastic toy. Couple of sweets. Instructions how to construct a small nuclear reactor with capacity for high grade plutonium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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