Uncle Meatus Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 The civilised among us has witnessed an increase in these leggy things until every time you put one of the cunts outside another of the spindly legged bastards appears out of nowhere to take its place. The fuckers are in every corner of the room. We even have a special cup to catch the bastards and throw them into the sink before blow torching them. After posting this it occurred to me it probably only applies to rich folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 21 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said: The civilised among us has witnessed an increase in these leggy things until every time you put one of the cunts outside another of the spindly legged bastards appears out of nowhere to take its place. The fuckers are in every corner of the room. We even have a special cup to catch the bastards and throw them into the sink before blow torching them. After posting this it occurred to me it probably only applies to rich folk. I was mildly interested in this nom if it turned out to be a reimagining of Josef Fritzl's secret cellar in 3D or a time lapse video of Hitler and Eva Braun's last minutes in the Berlin bunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: I was mildly interested in this nom if it turned out to be a reimagining of Josef Fritzl's secret cellar in 3D or a time lapse video of Hitler and Eva Braun's last minutes in the Berlin bunker. I have never been remotely interested in anything you nominate or anything you post, you fucking dope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 41 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I have never been remotely interested in anything you nominate or anything you post, you fucking dope. Thanks for your interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: The fuckers are in every corner of the room. Have you considered moving into a lighthouse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: The civilised among us has witnessed an increase in these leggy things until every time you put one of the cunts outside another of the spindly legged bastards appears out of nowhere to take its place. The fuckers are in every corner of the room. We even have a special cup to catch the bastards and throw them into the sink before blow torching them. After posting this it occurred to me it probably only applies to rich folk. Trochosa ruricola by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: The civilised among us has witnessed an increase in these leggy things until every time you put one of the cunts outside another of the spindly legged bastards appears out of nowhere to take its place. The fuckers are in every corner of the room. We even have a special cup to catch the bastards and throw them into the sink before blow torching them. After posting this it occurred to me it probably only applies to rich folk. I know exactly what you mean. It's the cunts with wings that appear late august that makes my piss fizz. I'm sure they're fucking supernatural as they seem to enter rooms when doors and windows are shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: We even have a special cup to catch the bastards and throw them into the sink before blow torching them. Can't you get @Wolfie to bore them to death with one of his sermons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Just now, and said: Can't you get @Wolfie to bore them to death with one of his sermons? ‘LOVER’ though…wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘LOVER’ though…wanker. Yeah, like 'Long Haired LOVER From Liverpool'🩹💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 2 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said: The civilised among us has witnessed an increase in these leggy things until every time you put one of the cunts outside another of the spindly legged bastards appears out of nowhere to take its place. The fuckers are in every corner of the room. We even have a special cup to catch the bastards and throw them into the sink before blow torching them. After posting this it occurred to me it probably only applies to rich folk. I can’t speak from experience but it sounds like advanced schizophrenia, UM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Fucking cellar spiders does seem a little pervy tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Female spiders eat the males after making the beast with 2 backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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