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40 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Name me a single song of the hirsute bitch that didn't either sound like a Jive Bunny parody (Babooshka, Wuthering Heights) or the warblings of a semi-talented fat slag doing a Sunday karaoke tribute (This Woman's Work).

Even the fucking Futureheads did a better version of 'Hounds of Love'.

Can you prove that,  or is it just personal bias?

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52 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Name me a single song of the hirsute bitch that didn't either sound like a Jive Bunny parody (Babooshka, Wuthering Heights) or the warblings of a semi-talented fat slag doing a Sunday karaoke tribute (This Woman's Work).

Even the fucking Futureheads did a better version of 'Hounds of Love'.

 

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Just now, Frank said:

 

 

I knew you'd put this creepy shit up, you predictable old bastard.

Admit it, you only know five songs, the same as any other cunt who has ever proclaimed her to be a genius.

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11 minutes ago, Prints Harry said:

Can you prove that,  or is it just personal bias?

Can you prove that Maggie "There's no such thing as society" Thatcher was a socialist as you previously asserted? Or was that just personal fucking idiocy?

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6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I knew you'd put this creepy shit up, you predictable old bastard.

Admit it, you only know five songs, the same as any other cunt who has ever proclaimed her to be a genius.

No, Decimus, get a grip. 50 Words for Snow (2011) is superb.. especially the duet with my man EJ. 'Aerial' (2005) is another extraordinary thing. Clueless pleb. I worked on both albums.

 

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Just now, Frank said:

No, Decimus, get a grip. 50 Words for Snow (2011) is superb.. especially the duet with my man EJ. 'Aerial' (2005) is another extraordinary album. Clueless pleb.

 

You'll be telling me next that Bowie's Blackstar (2016) or Springsteen's The Soul Crusaders (2024) were as good as The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and Born in the USA.

Or that your gay as fuck SAS nom was the natural culmination of the genius that was Walnut Head.

Get a fucking grip, you 'remember when' wanker.

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57 minutes ago, Eddie said:

She lived on court road Eltham, my 161 bus from Mottingham to my school in Eltham used to pass right by.

Yep, I thought it was around there somewhere. Lucky you didn’t get ‘Lawrenced’ being a young black man living in Eltham. 
 Roger Moore’s loopy missus lived in Bexleyheath somewhere as well. My dad installed phone points in her house. Empty bottles covering the floors and shit in every bed. 

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11 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You'll be telling me next that Bowie's Blackstar (2016) or Springsteen's The Soul Crusaders (2024) were as good as The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and Born in the USA.

Or that your gay as fuck SAS nom was the natural culmination of the genius that was Walnut Head.

Get a fucking grip, you 'remember when' wanker.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

No, Decimus, get a grip. 50 Words for Snow (2011) is superb.. especially the duet with my man EJ. 'Aerial' (2005) is another extraordinary thing. Clueless pleb. I worked on both albums.

 

Mid-80s. Even my elbow reeked of stale piss. Not the tidiest of quims but came across as grateful and polite. At a push, I’d suggest she’s not a regular bather.

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

You'll be telling me next that Bowie's Blackstar (2016) or Springsteen's The Soul Crusaders (2024) were as good as The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and Born in the USA.

Or that your gay as fuck SAS nom was the natural culmination of the genius that was Walnut Head.

Get a fucking grip, you 'remember when' wanker.

Born In The USA isn't even close to being a good Springsteen album, in fact, it was the start of his long decline that is still ongoing today.

Unless you're lying about your age, you weren't even born when that pair of cunts were making their best music.

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8 hours ago, Decimus said:

Can you prove that Maggie "There's no such thing as society" Thatcher was a socialist as you previously asserted? Or was that just personal fucking idiocy?

I cannot prove anything .. it is simply my personal opinion .. you are stating things as if they are fact when it is simply your drug and drink addled opinion.

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9 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

I was, whilst furiously wanking myself to death.

Sadly, you failed.

At least you might have been lucky enough to go out with a bang, instead of a whimper. 👌🩹💦

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7 hours ago, Prints Harry said:

I cannot prove anything .. it is simply my personal opinion .. you are stating things as if they are fact when it is simply your drug and drink addled opinion.

Do you consider your testosterone injections as ‘drugs?’ Weird cunt.

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17 hours ago, and said:

How the fuck can you parody something that wasn't even composed until at least ten years in the future?

I said it sounds like one, not that it is one.

Christ on his sainted fucking cross that you lot put him on, are you actually fucking autistic?

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17 hours ago, and said:

Born In The USA isn't even close to being a good Springsteen album, in fact, it was the start of his long decline that is still ongoing today.

Unless you're lying about your age, you weren't even born when that pair of cunts were making their best music.

Yet another post that highlights your crippling autism and inability to actually process simple sentences.

I didn't say it was his best, I implied that it was incomparable to his latest dirge. Saying that, it is his best and as it's his best selling album, I think you'll find most people agree with me.

Point of autism order number two, I wasn't alive when Mozart was tinkling the keys either, but I still know who he fucking was. Or do you think that people are not aware of anything that happened in history prior to the exact second that they were born?

You card counting, kike cunt.

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I think you'll find most people agree with me.

So, because you agree with the Johnny-come-lately's, you have some special insight into what makes great music?

'It's his best selling album'!

Quantity over quality, that wins every time for people who know fuck-all.

You've probably got your Springsteen cd's filed next to your Spice Girls and Robbie Williams albums, in a nice Habitat cabinet, so your friends can see what great taste you have when they come round for a Christmas tipple.

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