Eric Cuntman Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 43 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: To answer your question, how thick is a cigarette paper? 14 gm/sm. 32 microns or 0.032mm. hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 14 gm/sm. 32 microns or 0.032mm. hope that helps. A lifetime of rolling joints was behind that answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: A lifetime of rolling joints was behind that answer. Or Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Frank said: Christ, you know me better than I know myself. Hey Zorbs, I keep returning to early Genesis albums, when that cockney git Collins knew his place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or Google. I hear you... 😛 🚭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You've no doubt noticed that I've seen off your mate, like many others before him. If I were you I'd start showing me a bit of fucking respect, otherwise I'll fully turn my attention to you and you'll be next. Got it? Let's see, how many years have you been playing billy big bollocks? And you're still no more intimidating than this... Grow a pair, or fuck off, preferably the latter, you ineffectual cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 30 minutes ago, and said: Let's see, how many years have you been playing billy big bollocks? And you're still no more intimidating than this... Grow a pair, or fuck off, preferably the latter, you ineffectual cunt. Lay off my special new friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Lay off my special new friend. Define 'special'. As in 'needs', or some sort of depraved sexual liaison? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14 Author Report Share Posted July 14 6 hours ago, and said: Define 'special'. As in 'needs', or some sort of depraved sexual liaison? He makes me feel like the man I've always imagined. Frank touched my soul. But Dec touches something else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: He makes me feel like the man I've always imagined. Frank touched my soul. But Dec touches something else. After ten years I've finally made it, my first ever Renfield. Now I finally understand what makes it all worthwhile for Frank. You'll be hearing from me soon, we've got work to do, Igor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 22 hours ago, Prints Harry said: @Frank is presently the best on here. Have you never wondered why you’re almost universally despised on here? (Frank being the exception and he actually despises everyone including himself). Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 37 minutes ago, Decimus said: After ten years I've finally made it, my first ever Renfield. Read Harold's post again. I'm not sure it's quite the compliment you first took it for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Read Harold's post again. I'm not sure it's quite the compliment you first took it for. Noted. Harold will be dealt with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Noted. Harold will be dealt with. Also, Renfield? More like fucking Penfold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14 Author Report Share Posted July 14 2 hours ago, Decimus said: After ten years I've finally made it, my first ever Renfield. Now I finally understand what makes it all worthwhile for Frank. You'll be hearing from me soon, we've got work to do, Igor. Report for duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: But Dec touches something else. Well, it certainly wouldn't be the sides of your anal passage, fuckin' needle dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 On 13/07/2024 at 21:00, ratcum said: Hey Zorbs, I keep returning to early Genesis albums, when that cockney git Collins knew his place. Great. Did you know that I once met Kate Bush when I was selling a flat in Albert Hall Mansions? I was standing there in my blue double breasted Romeo Gigli, doing the key-accomp, when she turned to me and said ‘hello’. This would’ve been around ‘94. She reminded me of my mum when she was crowned Carnival Queen at the BL Triumph meet in Rayners Lane, circa 1981. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Great. Did you know that I once met Kate Bush when I was selling a flat in Albert Hall Mansions? I was standing there in my blue double breasted Romeo Gigli, doing the key-accomp, when she turned to me and said ‘hello’. This would’ve been around ‘94. She reminded me of my mum when she was crowned Carnival Queen at the BL Triumph meet in Rayners Lane, circa 1981. Fuckin' hell, Frank, I'm really jealous, Kate is one of the few female music geniuses in this world, and her being Jewish puts the cherry on top! ✡️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 1 hour ago, Frank said: Great. Did you know that I once met Kate Bush when I was selling a flat in Albert Hall Mansions? I was standing there in my blue double breasted Romeo Gigli, doing the key-accomp, when she turned to me and said ‘hello’. This would’ve been around ‘94. She reminded me of my mum when she was crowned Carnival Queen at the BL Triumph meet in Rayners Lane, circa 1981. I used to see Kate Bush at the Safeway’s in Blackfen. Probably around 1980. She lived in Erith or Welling and used to go shopping there on Saturday mornings. I was only about 8 at the time but I remember she seemed a bit shy. No make up and head scarves, never spoke to anyone except to thank the checkout girls. True. In case you’re interested. Which you probably aren’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to see Kate Bush at the Safeway’s in Blackfen. Probably around 1980. She lived in Erith or Welling and used to go shopping there on Saturday mornings. I was only about 8 at the time but I remember she seemed a bit shy. No make up and head scarves, never spoke to anyone except to thank the checkout girls. True. In case you’re interested. Which you probably aren’t. Were you of wanking age at the time? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Were you of wanking age at the time? About a year too early I think. My inaugural fumblings took place at around the age of 9 or 10, Suzi Quattro was the victim, followed by Sally James. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to see Kate Bush at the Safeway’s in Blackfen. Probably around 1980. She lived in Erith or Welling and used to go shopping there on Saturday mornings. I was only about 8 at the time but I remember she seemed a bit shy. No make up and head scarves, never spoke to anyone except to thank the checkout girls. True. In case you’re interested. Which you probably aren’t. Of course I’m interested, you fucking monkey. I love that tart. When I met her she was with a relo agent who tried to shield her from this two-bob agent. I hadn’t seen her since her Babooshka TOTP days and she seemed very shy. What a great talent that woman is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: About a year too early I think. My inaugural fumblings took place at around the age of 9 or 10, Suzi Quattro was the victim, followed by Sally James. Those formative wanks, when it was all so new and exciting, were fucking spectacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 13 minutes ago, Frank said: What a great talent that woman is. Name me a single song of the hirsute bitch that didn't either sound like a Jive Bunny parody (Babooshka, Wuthering Heights) or the warblings of a semi-talented fat slag doing a Sunday karaoke tribute (This Woman's Work). Even the fucking Futureheads did a better version of 'Hounds of Love'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to see Kate Bush at the Safeway’s in Blackfen. Probably around 1980. She lived in Erith or Welling and used to go shopping there on Saturday mornings. I was only about 8 at the time but I remember she seemed a bit shy. No make up and head scarves, never spoke to anyone except to thank the checkout girls. True. In case you’re interested. Which you probably aren’t. She lived on court road Eltham, my 161 bus from Mottingham to my school in Eltham used to pass right by. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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