Decimus Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Kill yourself ffs. You’ve overstayed your welcome here. You've got to wonder about old mammoth trunk cock's game plan, Bill. It had an all too easy win this evening by answering my question with a stinging put down in relation to the easiest target since Pen itself painted a bullseye on its stupendously huge bellend. Instead it chose to affirm 267 years of being a despised freak of nature by giving it the biggun. I want it dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 12 Author Report Share Posted July 12 4 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Who are you ? You seem to think you're some kind of Don Corleone of the site .You're just a bit of a cunt .Stop telling people what to do and how to think you narcissistic twat .You haven't posted anything of any consequence whatsoever you little loser.I suggest you Crawl back under the Stone you live under until you have something worthwhile to say .nite nite . There is a time to withdraw your forces from the battlefield, water your horses and rest your troops. The atmosphere is getting a bit acrimonious for my taste. Best to let it all calm down ⬇️😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 16 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Who are you ? You seem to think you're some kind of Don Corleone of the site. No one in particular, I'm just the primus inter pares and the voice of the silent majority. Consider my opinion the litmus test of cunting ability. I've got my finger on the pulse of the site's current zeitgeist at any given time and if I say you're shit and no longer welcome here you can take it as an irrefutable truth. Now, fuck off. Everyone hates you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've got to wonder about old mammoth trunk cock's game plan, Bill. It had an all too easy win this evening by answering my question with a stinging put down in relation to the easiest target since Pen itself painted a bullseye on its stupendously huge bellend. Instead it chose to affirm 267 years of being a despised freak of nature by giving it the biggun. I want it dead. I suppose the hairy-palmed Greek serial abductor is still riding to the hermaphrodites rescue as if they were joined at the hip? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 1 minute ago, Decimus said: You've got to wonder about old mammoth trunk cock's game plan, Bill. It had an all too easy win this evening by answering my question with a stinging put down in relation to the easiest target since Pen itself painted a bullseye on its stupendously huge bellend. Instead it chose to affirm 267 years of being a despised freak of nature by giving it the biggun. I want it dead. I concur Decs, but it won’t kill itself and it gets special priveleges from The Vulcan so I fear it’s going to be lurking around here in its Y-fronts long after we’re all gone. Tbh if Frank violently murdered him I’d happily give the rancid Greek queer a free go on my arsehole as a one off thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've got my finger on the pulse Let's face it Decs, being from Norfolk, when it comes to fingers you're spoilt for choice. 😁 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 1 minute ago, scotty said: I suppose the hairy-palmed Greek serial abductor is still riding to the hermaphrodites rescue as if they were joined at the hip? Indeed he is, like a Mills and Boon version of Salmacis, starved of cock and attention. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 16 hours ago, scotty said: Let's face it Decs, being from Norfolk, when it comes to fingers you're spoilt for choice. 😁 I am from norfolk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 14 minutes ago, ProfB said: I am from norfolk I wish you wouldn't fucking advertise it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I wish you wouldn't fucking advertise it. why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 19 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed he is, like a Mills and Boon version of Salmacis, starved of cock and attention. That's an unusually highbrow reply Decs. I'm impressed. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 42 minutes ago, ProfB said: why Because there's a high probability that you're related to him, that's why. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 19 hours ago, Decimus said: You've got to wonder about old mammoth trunk cock's game plan, Bill. It had an all too easy win this evening by answering my question with a stinging put down in relation to the easiest target since Pen itself painted a bullseye on its stupendously huge bellend. Instead it chose to affirm 267 years of being a despised freak of nature by giving it the biggun. I want it dead. Rather than wondering about am imaginary trunk it would better to check what that pink elephant behind you is going to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 15 minutes ago, scotty said: Because there's a high probability that you're related to him, that's why. I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 20 hours ago, Decimus said: I've got my finger on the pulse It's a pity you've got a pulse, the world would be a much better place if you didn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 11 minutes ago, and said: It's a pity you've got a pulse, the world would be a much better place if you didn't! You've no doubt noticed that I've seen off your mate, like many others before him. If I were you I'd start showing me a bit of fucking respect, otherwise I'll fully turn my attention to you and you'll be next. Got it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 20 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: There is a time to withdraw your forces from the battlefield, water your horses and rest your troops. The atmosphere is getting a bit acrimonious for my taste. Best to let it all calm down ⬇️😏 As I said to you yesterday, behind your facade of rambling idiocy lies a brain that has an almost feral cunning when it comes to survival on this site. I'd say that it's a shame that he didn't heed your wise words, but I'd be lying through my teeth. Now he's gone I'd suggest that you behave yourself going forward, because at the moment you are on incredibly thin fucking ice, my pedigree chum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 1 minute ago, Decimus said: You've no doubt noticed that I've seen off your mate, like many others before him. If I were you I'd start showing me a bit of fucking respect, otherwise I'll fully turn my attention to you and you'll be next. Got it? That’s right Decimus. Protect your right to life and limb and never appearing with Alex Baldwin in a movie scene involving guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 On 13/07/2024 at 19:13, Decimus said: As I said to you yesterday, behind your facade of rambling idiocy lies a brain that has an almost feral cunning when it comes to survival on this site. I'd say that it's a shame that he didn't heed your wise words, but I'd be lying through my teeth. Now he's gone I'd suggest that you behave yourself going forward, because at the moment you are on incredibly thin fucking ice, my pedigree chum. I have nothing but the highest regard for you Dec. You have an acid sense of humour that tickles the parts the tub of sulphuric acid in Breaking Bad Series One never reached. (Bryan Cranston has been shit ever since) I wanted ELC to transition into more stable less off the hook comic like that squeaky irascible guy* in Police Academy who Jerry Shandling aka Larry Sanders asked to adjust the volume knob down at an audition only to be told it was already down! *Bobcat Goldthwaite I wish there was more like him in politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I have nothing but the highest regard for you Dec. You have an acid sense of humour that tickles the parts the tub of sulphuric acid in Breaking Bad Series One never reached. (Bryan Cranston has been shit ever since) I wanted ELC to transition into more stable less off the hook comic like that squeaky irascible guy* in Police Academy who Jerry Shandling aka Larry Sanders asked to adjust the volume knob down at an audition only to be told it was already down! *Bobcat Goldthwaite I wish there was more like him in politics. Hand on heart, H, who do you think is better.. me or Decimus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Hand on heart, H, who do you think is better.. me or Decimus? You're an acquired taste, whereas I'm an everyman. Sure, you can rub shoulders with the intellectuals of the site, but every time you try and get down and dirty up in The Gods, you end up coming across like a desperate fucking cunt. If I were you I'd want to be remembered as a cult classic, so you'd do well to delete everything that you've posted since 2016. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're an acquired taste, whereas I'm an everyman. Sure, you can rub shoulders with the intellectuals of the site, but every time you try and get down and dirty up in The Gods, you end up coming across like a desperate fucking cunt. If I were you I'd want to be remembered as a cult classic, so you'd do well to delete everything that you've posted since 2016. Christ, you know me better than I know myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're an acquired taste, whereas I'm an everyman. Sure, you can rub shoulders with the intellectuals of the site, but every time you try and get down and dirty up in The Gods, you end up coming across like a desperate fucking cunt. If I were you I'd want to be remembered as a cult classic, so you'd do well to delete everything that you've posted since 2016. I would have said that. But in a less flattering way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Christ, you know me better than I know myself. To answer your question, how thick is a cigarette paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're an acquired taste, whereas I'm an everyman. Sure, you can rub shoulders with the intellectuals of the site, but every time you try and get down and dirty up in The Gods, you end up coming across like a desperate fucking cunt. If I were you I'd want to be remembered as a cult classic, so you'd do well to delete everything that you've posted since 2016. @Frank is presently the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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