King Billy Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ask @Roadkill, Bill…the wife’s a Mackem. She thinks that a swim in the local sewer constitutes a spa treatment. True story. Fucking Hell DC. I’ve heard rumours about Mackem economic migrants, but surely she must have known, that clinging for dear life to the greasy axle of an HGV all the way from Sunderland to Liverpool wasn’t a risk worth taking, and only going to be a massive step down the social (never mind the evolutional) ladder? You’re lucky to have her though. I’m pleased for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: Care to prove me wrong, Mrs Roops? Now you’ve gone and done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Still unimpressed, squire and you protest too much. Of course I've flown on budget airlines. Our company policy is that we should use the cheapest option if the flight is less than three hours unless there are scheduling difficulties - longer flights and it business class or in some cases first class. These days most people can afford a cheap weekend break so long as they travel light. As for the make-up issue why the inequitable comparison if your now inferring that "some" = "few"? 'Some' Scandi women go heavy with the slap just as much as 'some' British. That said I know what your trying to say; for a start makeup doesn't work well in colder climes unless one forks out a fortune on a strong hydrating base and makeup. Secondly, Scandi women tend to go for makeup routine where it looks like none is used but its there if you look closely enough - its all about hygge, simplicity and minimalism or the look thereof. Absolutely fascinating. After reading this I’ve seriously started to question why I’ve always regarded you as just another angry, self obsessed, know all (fuck all), post menopausal, still mostly ginger up top (but sadly all grey downstairs nowadays), finger wagging old windbag. Do you think I should stop questioning myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucking Hell DC. I’ve heard rumours about Mackem economic migrants, but surely she must have known, that clinging for dear life to the greasy axle of an HGV all the way from Sunderland to Liverpool wasn’t a risk worth taking, and only going to be a massive step down the social (never mind the evolutional) ladder? You’re lucky to have her though. I’m pleased for you. Are you lonesome tonight in your Belfast terrace? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Are you lonesome tonight 🎶A little less conversation, a little more action H🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 1 hour ago, King Billy said: 🎶A little less conversation, a little more action H🎶 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 20 hours ago, Wolfie said: It's not only Scandinavian females: the firmer physique and more natural, youthful looks appear to brush their way among those Germanic peoples south of Denmark; chiefly Holland, Belgium and of course Germany. Flatter stomachs, firmer bottoms, and importantly, tits naturally more resistant to the onset of gravity and age. Your average middle-age British housewife, by comparison, seems to think a plethora of tattoos will help divert attention from the Dowager's hump and lure of the South Pole. Care to prove me wrong, Mrs Roops? Not sure how one proves or disproves any subjective observation. Perhaps you might want to pop down to a Mediterranean beach popular with Germans et al and you might want to adjust your opinions. Try not to make a nuisance of yourself by staring - its a bit obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Absolutely fascinating. After reading this I’ve seriously started to question why I’ve always regarded you as just another angry, self obsessed, know all (fuck all), post menopausal, still mostly ginger up top (but sadly all grey downstairs nowadays), finger wagging old windbag. Do you think I should stop questioning myself? Judging by your photograph replete with paunch, matchstick arms and as we know, no teeth, I wager I'm younger than you... In answer to your question - absolutely not. I suggest you ask yourself why you never seem to get anything right then maybe, maybe you'll cease posting asinine bollox all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 https://streamable.com/jsummc Take a good look, @Frank I'm lifting twice your weight with ease... Let this be a friendly warning. More videos to come. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: https://streamable.com/jsummc Take a good look, @Frank I'm lifting twice your weight with ease... Let this be a friendly warning. More videos to come. That was nearly as good as Vyvyan doing press-ups at the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was nearly as good as Vyvyan doing press-ups at the party. It would have been much better but I was filming at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It would have been much better but I was filming at the same time. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 1 minute ago, Frank said: Fucking hell. Frank you old fucking toe rag, what are your predictions for the match on Sunday? Any tactical suggestions of how we can stop the 16 year old wonder kid Yamal that doesn't involve face-fucking him to death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Are you lonesome tonight in your Belfast terrace? I worry about him, H. I try to forget it but it's Always on my Mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank you old fucking toe rag, what are your predictions for the match on Sunday? Any tactical suggestions of how we can stop the 16 year old wonder kid Yamal that doesn't involve face-fucking him to death? Shut it, dipshit, I’m in a Chambord. https://ibb.co/3vkZ0HJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 11 Author Report Share Posted July 11 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I worry about him, H. I try to forget it but it's Always on my Mind! You need to relax a bit Gypps. We can’t go on together like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut it, dipshit, I’m in a Chambord. https://ibb.co/3vkZ0HJ Who's the old tart with the tits around her navel and has she asked you to leave her table yet? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut it, dipshit, I’m in a Chambord. https://ibb.co/3vkZ0HJ Does Ian Wright know you nicked his glasses? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Who's the old tart with the tits around her navel and has she asked you to leave her table yet? He will when his taken her order. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: Who's the old tart with the tits around her navel and has she asked you to leave her table yet? I’ve pulled, ain’t I. https://ibb.co/WvM4t4L Check out the Bottega Veneta clutch. I’m in love, Decs! Yes I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 11 Author Report Share Posted July 11 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Judging by your photograph replete with paunch, matchstick arms and as we know, no teeth, I wager I'm younger than you... In answer to your question - absolutely not. I suggest you ask yourself why you never seem to get anything right then maybe, maybe you'll cease posting asinine bollox all the time. I’m thinking about getting back into fashion modelling. What do you think about that? Oh and how’s your ‘only fans’ page going? (asking for my grandad). 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 11 Author Report Share Posted July 11 22 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut it, dipshit, I’m in a Chambord. https://ibb.co/3vkZ0HJ How long did it take till security kicked your sorry arse out into the car park after this photo? Fucking pencil thieving IKEA dosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does Ian Wright know you nicked his glasses? Does QD know he’s nicked one of their cruet sets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 52 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve pulled, ain’t I. https://ibb.co/WvM4t4L Check out the Bottega Veneta clutch. I’m in love, Decs! Yes I am. If you post a picture of her cleavage, I promise to have a wank over it. And never argue with you over ducked tape again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you post a picture of her cleavage, I promise to have a wank over it. And never argue with you over ducked tape again. 'Duct'. https://ibb.co/rx7WjwW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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