King Billy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 8 hours ago, Prints Harry said: Is that a 40 watt LED bulb .. if so it will be seen from Mars. The Great Wall of China can apparently be seen from The Moon (as long as your enormous cock isn’t in the way). Lololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s ruining the watching of the game,H. The cunts are everywhere. Screeching tarts dominating radio stations, tv and now football. It’s fucking contrived and embarrassing. You can see what happens when wimmin’s quotas are used in business…just look at that over-promoted rip Paula Vennells when she got parachuted into the Post Office. Wretched bitches need their cunts volleying back into the kitchen where they belong…then the bedroom. The BBC radio schedules are dominated by public school girls now - they have a very clipped way of talking which suggests a stuck carburettor. A good tune up and carb rebuild is in order. Then tell them to fuck off. No wonder the young guys today are fucking on drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s ruining the watching of the game,H. The cunts are everywhere. Screeching tarts dominating radio stations, tv and now football. It’s fucking contrived and embarrassing. You can see what happens when wimmin’s quotas are used in business…just look at that over-promoted rip Paula Vennells when she got parachuted into the Post Office. Wretched bitches need their cunts volleying back into the kitchen where they belong…then the bedroom. Saying that, that Sarah Smith the BBC’s (quota) North American Correspondent has just been on. She’s getting on a bit, and does have some sort of speech impediment but have you seen the Charlie Wobblers on it? She could feed a fuckin crèche ffs. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 On 30/06/2024 at 21:16, ChildeHarold said: They normally pull one on at half time. Radio 5 Live kept her down by the big screen but unleashed her at half time. Throughout they couldn't get enough of Bellingham. Then 10 minutes to full time, Bellingham is dead on his feet falling over etc. Voila! Why does Martin Keown always have to make it sound like the Oxford Union Debating Society Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 2 Author Report Share Posted July 2 7 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Why does Martin Keown always have to make it sound like the Oxford Union Debating Society I've given up after the Ronaldo circus act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I've given up after the Ronaldo circus act I get him confused with the Brazilian one that looked like Sloth from ‘The Goonies’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 2 Author Report Share Posted July 2 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Saying that, that Sarah Smith the BBC’s (quota) North American Correspondent has just been on. She’s getting on a bit, and does have some sort of speech impediment but have you seen the Charlie Wobblers on it? She could feed a fuckin crèche ffs. lol. Your grasp of world affairs is impressive... as long as it has big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 2 Author Report Share Posted July 2 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I get him confused with the Brazilian one that looked like Sloth from ‘The Goonies’. The guy looks like he's slipped or slithered out of a crack in an Algarve stone wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The guy looks like he's slipped or slithered out of a crack in an Algarve stone wall. I know which one it is now. The one with a long neck and tiny head. Like a transsexual version of Ian Rush. Now that was a fucking goal scorer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Like a transsexual version of Ian Rush. Fucking hell Eric. My dinner’s just made an unwelcome, violent reappearance, but at least it hasn’t gone to waste as the dog seems to be enjoying it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucking hell Eric. My dinner’s just made an unwelcome, violent reappearance, but at least it hasn’t gone to waste as the dog seems to be enjoying it. You think that’s bad. Imagine Peter Beardsley’s orgasm face! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You think that’s bad. Imagine Peter Beardsley’s orgasm face! Fuck off. I’ve just read that out loud and the dogs thrown the fucking lot straight back up again. I guess the missus is going to have to eat it next and she better not try to kiss me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 46 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucking hell Eric. My dinner’s just made an unwelcome, violent reappearance, but at least it hasn’t gone to waste as the dog seems to be enjoying it. Rush was a staunch blue, Bill…in case your sash-wearing, bowler-hat topped, umbrella waving orange arse didn’t know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 On 02/07/2024 at 20:25, Eric Cuntman said: You think that’s bad. Imagine Peter Beardsley’s orgasm face! What's it look like Eric? I didn't know you knew him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 34 minutes ago, ProfB said: What's it look like Eric? I didn't know you knew him? I was imagining. And I imagined Quasimodo licking the piss off a thistle whilst being electrocuted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was imagining. And I imagined Quasimodo licking the piss off a thistle whilst being electrocuted. You have a wonderful mind Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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