ChildeHarold Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Perusing the 8% increase in my water bill and doing a breakdown of the charges I notice a fixed charge (fixed in the sense it's an add on in their favour and of course subject to 8% +) covers "cost of billing" which I take to be admin. Why has it become mandatory to send an A4 colour leaflet out with every water bill with a photo of an African mother and children pleading for donations to their water charity? Is this rolled into my 8% increased water bill as well? Surely an opt in tick box somewhere on the invoice with a two sentence explanation would suffice? Surely these fucking quango monopolised maggots set up by Queen Maggot Thatcher have to be fucking abolished (without shareholder compensation) by any meaningful Labour goverpromising change? Yours, Fucking disgusted and outraged of Tunbridge Wells (the well is empty!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Surely these fucking quango monopolised maggots set up by Queen Maggot Thatcher have to be fucking abolished (without shareholder compensation) by any meaningful Labour goverpromising change? Too late now. The Labour party ain't got the bollocks to take back into public ownership what should be in public ownership, those monopolised companies are too powerful, make too much money, and can afford the best lawyers, the Tory cunts have stitched us up good and proper. It might be in their manifesto, but I doubt it'll happen in our lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Perusing the 8% increase in my water bill and doing a breakdown of the charges I notice a fixed charge (fixed in the sense it's an add on in their favour and of course subject to 8% +) covers "cost of billing" which I take to be admin. Why has it become mandatory to send an A4 colour leaflet out with every water bill with a photo of an African mother and children pleading for donations to their water charity? Is this rolled into my 8% increased water bill as well? Surely an opt in tick box somewhere on the invoice with a two sentence explanation would suffice? Surely these fucking quango monopolised maggots set up by Queen Maggot Thatcher have to be fucking abolished (without shareholder compensation) by any meaningful Labour goverpromising change? Yours, Fucking disgusted and outraged of Tunbridge Wells (the well is empty!) Waycist. It's "leaflet of colour" 🙄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 2 hours ago, and said: Too late now. The Labour party ain't got the bollocks to take back into public ownership what should be in public ownership, those monopolised companies are too powerful, make too much money, and can afford the best lawyers, the Tory cunts have stitched us up good and proper. It might be in their manifesto, but I doubt it'll happen in our lifetime. You know what will happen. Nothing except getting worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Fuck paying water bills, I'm 99% sure I've never paid one and will never pay one. The stupid cunts send out threatening letters but never do anything... Because they're not allowed to turn off a domestic water supply. It's not I can't pay it, I refuse to pay foreign owned privatised water companies for water, who put their shareholder dividends before actually maintaining the fucking system/network. Aren't Thames Water asking for a Government bailout because the need 4 billion to sort their shit out... They can go fuck themselves. I'm thirsty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Perusing the 8% increase in my water bill and doing a breakdown of the charges I notice a fixed charge (fixed in the sense it's an add on in their favour and of course subject to 8% +) covers "cost of billing" which I take to be admin. Why has it become mandatory to send an A4 colour leaflet out with every water bill with a photo of an African mother and children pleading for donations to their water charity? Is this rolled into my 8% increased water bill as well? Surely an opt in tick box somewhere on the invoice with a two sentence explanation would suffice? Does your bill arrive accompanied by a singing telegram? Sign up to e-billing, you stupid old bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Does your bill arrive accompanied by a singing telegram? Sign up to e-billing, you stupid old bastard. I am suspicious of everything and everyone including you and e billing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 I'm going to the river to piss and shit .Cut out the middle man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: I'm going to the river to piss and shit .Cut out the middle man. If bills do go up to the extent they're asking for that and other strategies may become more widespread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 On 28/06/2024 at 17:45, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Fuck paying water bills, I'm 99% sure I've never paid one and will never pay one. The stupid cunts send out threatening letters but never do anything... Because they're not allowed to turn off a domestic water supply. It's not I can't pay it, I refuse to pay foreign owned privatised water companies for water, who put their shareholder dividends before actually maintaining the fucking system/network. Aren't Thames Water asking for a Government bailout because the need 4 billion to sort their shit out... They can go fuck themselves. I'm thirsty. So you're the cunt who's diminishing my dividend .The UK loves a foreign owned company .Its great to see a shaven headed tattooed up imbecile driving an Audi with George Cross flags hanging off it .Very patriotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 30 Author Report Share Posted June 30 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: So you're the cunt who's diminishing my dividend .The UK loves a foreign owned company .Its great to see a shaven headed tattooed up imbecile driving an Audi with George Cross flags hanging off it .Very patriotic. Give me a prediction on the England game this afternoon and should I tune in. Any tips on staying awake. England’s game plan is sooooo predictable. We just can't be beaten at passing the ball back to the goalie or defenders all the time and killing the game. Trench warfare NOT sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Give me a prediction on the England game this afternoon and should I tune in. Any tips on staying awake. England’s game plan is sooooo predictable. We just can't be beaten at passing the ball back to the goalie or defenders all the time and killing the game. Trench warfare NOT sport. 2-1 to England. Bellingham and Kane to score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 30 Author Report Share Posted June 30 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: 2-1 to England. Bellingham and Kane to score. You fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Just now, ChildeHarold said: You fucking cunt. Unfortunately it means that jammy, big nosed cunt remains in charge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Give me a prediction on the England game this afternoon and should I tune in. Any tips on staying awake. England’s game plan is sooooo predictable. We just can't be beaten at passing the ball back to the goalie or defenders all the time and killing the game. Trench warfare NOT sport. I'm watching the Georgia Spain game and Eddie's sister is one of the pundits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 30 Author Report Share Posted June 30 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Unfortunately it means that jammy, big nosed cunt remains in charge England likes a last minute win by any means foul or fair. Sonny Liston's trainer was faster than Gareth. As usual the commentary was fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm watching the Georgia Spain game and Eddie's sister is one of the pundits. Is she a noir lezzer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 30 Author Report Share Posted June 30 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm watching the Georgia Spain game and Eddie's sister is one of the pundits. Is that the "Eddie does Dallas" porn movie. The Dallas Cowboys had Debbie and Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: England likes a last minute win by any means foul or fair. Sonny Liston's trainer was faster than Gareth. As usual the commentary was fucking shit. There's a couple of commentators who talk so much bollocks that I have to just blank them out. Thankfully there were no shrieking banshees making my ears hiss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Is she a noir lezzer? She's a female footballer. What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: She's a female footballer. What do you think? Georgia Spain? Never heard of him. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Unfortunately it means that jammy, big nosed cunt remains in charge One cowardly wanker him. You could see half of the team were fucked but he puts no subs on. When he luckily goes 2-1 up he could have brought 3 fresh players on and gone for the throat but the shithouse has them defending on the edge of their own area for twenty minutes. Crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: One cowardly wanker him. You could see half of the team were fucked but he puts no subs on. When he luckily goes 2-1 up he could have brought 3 fresh players on and gone for the throat but the shithouse has them defending on the edge of their own area for twenty minutes. Crap. Same thing will happen again next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 30 Author Report Share Posted June 30 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a couple of commentators who talk so much bollocks that I have to just blank them out. Thankfully there were no shrieking banshees making my ears hiss. They normally pull one on at half time. Radio 5 Live kept her down by the big screen but unleashed her at half time. Throughout they couldn't get enough of Bellingham. Then 10 minutes to full time, Bellingham is dead on his feet falling over etc. Voila! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Same thing will happen again next week. Spineless and clueless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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