camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 12 hours ago, Prints Harry said: There are a lot of stabby cunts in the inner cities who are very good with knives. Instead of sending these stabby cunts to prison couldn't we retrain them to be surgeons? I dunno, I need someone to cut up my veg for stir fries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 On 28/06/2024 at 07:52, entitled little cunt said: It's here again.The middle class right of passage .Chlamydia and Joshie will be getting down and dirty for a few days buying ten quid smoothies .Mum and dad will be there to with newly pierced nipples and dad will be sporting a ponytail.They'll be happy to rough it until mummy needs a shit , then it will be a 110 mile drive back home in the Tessla to drop a turd then back in time to watch an 18 year old pop star whinge on about a relationship break up and Harry Potter.These cunts waving their mobiles in the air with torch on, like some cold play appreciation society have no idea what a festival is about .Reading 1983 .Thin lizzy .motorcycles. no money .hells Angels .The biggest bottle fight the world has seen before or since. (Some filled with piss with the cap off) .Chlamydia, Joshie and Tessla mum and dad would suffer trauma and need treatment for PTSD .cunts .Hopefully Putin will drop a tactical battle field nuclear device on the place . Everything is fine until the portaloos start to overflow in the middle of the second afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 On 28/06/2024 at 21:39, Eric Cuntman said: Never show that you’re angry. It’ll be taken as a sign of weakness. Except when I do it, then it’s well hard and everybody’s really impressed. And don’t try and tell me you’re not angry. This is true. You wouldn't even let me in your house because I was wearing trainers. Never off duty you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 On 29/06/2024 at 14:38, Cuntybaws said: Rain man was a R'taard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 13 hours ago, Prints Harry said: There are a lot of stabby cunts in the inner cities who are very good with knives. Instead of sending these stabby cunts to prison couldn't we retrain them to be surgeons? Only if we let them practise surgically removing your enormous cock and huge hairy nuts. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is true. You wouldn't even let me in your house because I was wearing trainers. Never off duty you. Stolen trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Stolen trainers. It was the kicking you gave me that was a bit off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was the kicking you gave me that was a bit off. You were wearing a comedy moustache. I didn’t notice the tits. Sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Only if we let them practise surgically removing your enormous cock and huge hairy nuts. Fuck off. Who on the Corner would you share a tent at Glastonbury 2025? I've got a feeling it will be somebody with abnormally large genitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Only if we let them practise surgically removing your enormous cock and huge hairy nuts. Fuck off. Retard .. Billy Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 I was listening to Def Leppard - while I weeded my rear... You're bringin' on the heartbreak Bringin' on the heartache You're bringin' on the heartbreak Bringin' on the heartache Can't you see? Oh You're such a secret, misty-eyed and shady Lady, how you hold the key' I was singing out aloud - a few hip shakes & a bit of air guitar... i was IN THE ZONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Give it some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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