ChildeHarold Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 20 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. What position would you like Mister? You like Mister? You like? Me Bangkok go go dancing honest girl working for tips. Honest Mister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When did the little Chinese man with the silver eyes ever describe himself as ‘well hard’? He just used to stroke his beard and tell the gangling twat that couldn’t do Kung Fu to walk softly and be patient and shit. Ok, so most metaphors don’t bear close examination. Happy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: No, I haven’t reported the stupid cunt, and have never claimed to have reported the stupid cunt. So the question remains - why does the stupid cunt think I’ve “grassed” him? I don’t know. Maybe he’s getting you confused with OCR, who has used ‘Reported’ to wind him up. Or perhaps you should take a good look at yourself and try to be less of a cunt with the help of Jesus or Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Ok, so most metaphors don’t bear close examination. Happy? I might as well be your mothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Are you some kind of Shaolin Temple cunt master, training a novice cunt? If so, ask “grasshopper” what the fuck he’s on about with his grassing rant. You’re babbling like the scouse baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: When he wakes up in the morning light he posts another nom and he feels alright. He posts immediately after his night shift at the 24 hour garage. Normally around 8 consecutive posts between the hours of 5.50am and 8.00am…all utter bollocks. But I’ll defer to @Cuntybaws algorithm thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 43 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: No, I haven’t reported the stupid cunt, and have never claimed to have reported the stupid cunt. So the question remains - why does the stupid cunt think I’ve “grassed” him? I think the ‘stupid cunt’ thing explains this stupid cunt’s mindset. The stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Thanks for the advice.I spent months taking it on the chin from the 3 musketeers .The blokes a grass, trying to get myself and others thrown off the site .I think my post made perfect sense given the circumstances . Listen, you dense little twat. When a member retorts ‘reported’ more often than not it’s a joke/wind up. Unless you've egregiously broken the rules. Even when it may be real, the chances of you being ‘thrown off the site’ are pretty slim (although most of us on here would be happy that you were right now.) Calm the fuck down and stop posting anything that comes into your head…think ffs. The site needs new blood but not bellends. Take the next step…most of us will give you a break due to your stubbornness (good luck with @Ape™️ though.) Take a fucking breath ELC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You’re babbling like the scouse baby. Don’t concern yourself with this - the grownups with full cognitive ability are having a bit of fun. Go and write some more poetry on your bedroom wall, using your special bottom paint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 31 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t concern yourself with this - the grownups with full cognitive ability are having a bit of fun. Go and write some more poetry on your bedroom wall, using your special bottom paint. Farrow & Ball’s ‘Bobby Sands Collection?’ Qualitah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 6 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Come on @entitled little cunt - I’m waiting for an explanation for your absurd and idiotic outburst. I've got one. It's because you're an annoying and thoroughly boring cunt, like one of those flies which fly in circles just under your light fitting In the lounge, and when you decide to fuck the thing off it's nowhere to be seen only to reappear again as soon as your arse hits the sofa to continue watching Airwolf, Season 3 on repeat. You know exactly what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Listen, you dense little twat. When a member retorts ‘reported’ more often than not it’s a joke/wind up. Unless you've egregiously broken the rules. Even when it may be real, the chances of you being ‘thrown off the site’ are pretty slim (although most of us on here would be happy that you were right now.) Calm the fuck down and stop posting anything that comes into your head…think ffs. The site needs new blood but not bellends. Take the next step…most of us will give you a break due to your stubbornness (good luck with @Ape™️ though.) Take a fucking breath ELC. I'll post what ever I want to at what ever time I wish to. I do not seek or need your permission for either so go to a Greek Island or Tenerife , buy a kiss me quick hat and go for a fucking long hike . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've got one. It's because you're an annoying and thoroughly boring cunt, like one of those flies which fly in circles just under your light fitting In the lounge, and when you decide to fuck the thing off it's nowhere to be seen only to reappear again as soon as your arse hits the sofa to continue watching Airwolf, Season 3 on repeat. You know exactly what I mean. Get the cheapest aerosol deodorant from B&M and a lighter .Point in the direction of fly , press nozzle of deodorant whilst simultaneously flicking lighter. Voila .Home made flame thrower . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 6 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t concern yourself with this - the grownups with full cognitive ability are having a bit of fun. Go and write some more poetry on your bedroom wall, using your special bottom paint. 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I think the ‘stupid cunt’ thing explains this stupid cunt’s mindset. The stupid cunt. Sugar pot is getting low teaboy and concern yourself with ensuring the complimentary biscuits aren't stale . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never show that you’re angry. It’ll be taken as a sign of weakness. Except when I do it, then it’s well hard and everybody’s really impressed. And don’t try and tell me you’re not angry. There's only one thing worse than being spoken about and that's not being spoken about .What did that mad kraut with the weird hair say ," every action causes a reaction ".I'm enjoying rattling the cunts cage , they don't like it up 'em that's quite obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've got one. It's because you're an annoying and thoroughly boring cunt, like one of those flies which fly in circles just under your light fitting In the lounge, and when you decide to fuck the thing off it's nowhere to be seen only to reappear again as soon as your arse hits the sofa to continue watching Airwolf, Season 3 on repeat. You know exactly what I mean. It’s funny you should mention things that annoyingly reappear, as that’s exactly what you do every morning when you regain consciousness, crack a can of something in the 5% ABV range and resume posting your (thankfully) unique brand of unfunny, embarrassing, cringeworthy bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 59 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Sugar pot is getting low teaboy and concern yourself with ensuring the complimentary biscuits aren't stale . Hilarious. Still waiting for you to explain your absurd “grassing” rants yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: most of us will give you a break Really? Like CH or that sheep thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 16 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s funny you should mention things that annoyingly reappear, as that’s exactly what you do every morning when you regain consciousness, crack a can of something in the 5% ABV range and resume posting your (thankfully) unique brand of unfunny, embarrassing, cringeworthy bollocks. Do you buy stuff from the range store .. do they do cheap beans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 The nom itself has been done before but it still sums these cunts up .. for a lot of the older cunts its like a visit Mecca .. al the 60s 70 and a few 80 year old beatnicks, hippies and trying to prove that they are still "with it" .. Sunday and Monday they will be heading home unwashed .. hopefully a few will die either there or on their way home. Leave this to the young and the younger 40 and 50 somethings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It’s funny you should mention things that annoyingly reappear, as that’s exactly what you do every morning when you regain consciousness, crack a can of something in the 5% ABV range and resume posting your (thankfully) unique brand of unfunny, embarrassing, cringeworthy bollocks. Is it true your latest model helicopter is a Sea King only you've scrawled 'Semen King' on the side of yours so everyone knows whose it is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Really? Like CH or that sheep thing? Probably. He is worse than those two helmets I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I'll post what ever I want to at what ever time I wish to. I do not seek or need your permission for either so go to a Greek Island or Tenerife , buy a kiss me quick hat and go for a fucking long hike . Quite the rebel at 6am aren’t we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It’s funny you should mention things that annoyingly reappear, as that’s exactly what you do every morning when you regain consciousness, crack a can of something in the 5% ABV range and resume posting your (thankfully) unique brand of unfunny, embarrassing, cringeworthy bollocks. 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Is it true your latest model helicopter is a Sea King only you've scrawled 'Semen King' on the side of yours so everyone knows whose it is? QED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 14 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t concern yourself with this - the grownups with full cognitive ability are having a bit of fun. Go and write some more poetry on your bedroom wall, using your special bottom paint. You have a wonderful way with words. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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