Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

Taylor swift food bank


Guest entitled little cunt

Recommended Posts

Guest entitled little cunt
6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

She was good in Carry on Camping. 

 She looked fucking great in Carry on Doctor , the one with Jim Dale .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest entitled little cunt
9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You sick fucking cunt.

I'm sure Taylor swift works in Greggs for a bit of extra spending money .She's got a good work ethic that girl.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

14 hours ago, scotty said:

Google Marchioness of Cholmondeley Rose Hanbury, WC. The royal ejaculation will unfortunately be firing away from the lady in question, what with her being behind him wielding a nylon foot-long. It's no wonder he wears that pained expression. 

Have you ever been to "Chumly"?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I'm sure Taylor swift works in Greggs for a bit of extra spending money .She's got a good work ethic that girl.

She turned me down, when I offered her a perfectly reasonable tenner for a blow job.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 minutes ago, and said:

"This isn't complex, this is just about people loving each other" said Minister Rev John Squares.

 

Yeah, in a distinctly unnatural way.

The Reverend certainly doesn't live up to his name!

But he got lots of bedding plants and other annaluals from them.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, and said:

"This isn't complex, this is just about people loving each other" said Minister Rev John Squares.

 

Yeah, in a distinctly unnatural way.

The Reverend certainly doesn't live up to his name!

Like that clerical shirtlifter The Reverend Richard Coles. Ticks every box as a permanent fixture on Radio 4, the unfunny gay cunt. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest entitled little cunt
8 hours ago, and said:

"This isn't complex, this is just about people loving each other" said Minister Rev John Squares.

 

Yeah, in a distinctly unnatural way.

The Reverend certainly doesn't live up to his name!

You're wrong he really does.The church attracts all manner of sexual perverts .The more extreme the religion the more perverted they are are .Islam  very perverted fucked in the head  .Catholics very perverted .CofE quite  perverted .Jehova witnesses just totally fucking bonkers weird .Hinduism very odd, very misogynistic totally hypocritical .Buddhism peace loving , don't think so .Give them a zero fighter and they're deadly little fuckers .Any I've missed out they're cunts as well.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

You're wrong he really does.The church attracts all manner of sexual perverts .The more extreme the religion the more perverted they are are .Islam  very perverted fucked in the head  .Catholics very perverted .CofE quite  perverted .Jehova witnesses just totally fucking bonkers weird .Hinduism very odd, very misogynistic totally hypocritical .Buddhism peace loving , don't think so .Give them a zero fighter and they're deadly little fuckers .Any I've missed out they're cunts as well.

The Amish?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest entitled little cunt
6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The Amish?

Fucking bearded weirdos and the women wear hankey things on their head like they're on holiday in Blackpool. They are known to have overly  hairy armpits, legs and nether regions .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

16 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Fucking bearded weirdos and the women wear hankey things on their head like they're on holiday in Blackpool. They are known to have overly  hairy armpits, legs and nether regions .

Which would make them harder to spot if they avoided Blackpool and holidayed in Norfolk instead.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest entitled little cunt
19 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Which would make them harder to spot if they avoided Blackpool and holidayed in Norfolk instead.

Fuck me , they'd  fit right in especially  if they open mouth kiss their brother .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

You're wrong he really does.The church attracts all manner of sexual perverts .The more extreme the religion the more perverted they are are .Islam  very perverted fucked in the head  .Catholics very perverted .CofE quite  perverted .Jehova witnesses just totally fucking bonkers weird .Hinduism very odd, very misogynistic totally hypocritical .Buddhism peace loving , don't think so .Give them a zero fighter and they're deadly little fuckers .Any I've missed out they're cunts as well.

What’s the difference between a cult and a religion?

 In a cult, there’s some cunt at the top who knows it’s all bollocks… in a religion, that cunt is dead.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest entitled little cunt
1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What’s the difference between a cult and a religion?

 In a cult, there’s some cunt at the top who knows it’s all bollocks… in a religion, that cunt is dead.

Ssssh, dont tell them that .They're waiting for the manifestation of the messiah on earth .Who would want to return to this shithole ?. It didn't go well last time , the poor cunt was nailed up .He'd be a bit fucking stupid to come hear again,  it's like holidaying  in Benidorm , twice.  The 2nd Cumming.I used to be able to do that , it took a bit of time but I'd get there in the end .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

21 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Ssssh, dont tell them that .They're waiting for the manifestation of the messiah on earth .Who would want to return to this shithole ?. It didn't go well last time , the poor cunt was nailed up .He'd be a bit fucking stupid to come hear again,  it's like holidaying  in Benidorm , twice.  The 2nd Cumming.I used to be able to do that , it took a bit of time but I'd get there in the end .

Blessed are the fat cunts. For none shall inhibit their girth.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest entitled little cunt
27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Blessed are the fat cunts. For none shall inhibit their girth.

Blessed are the cheesemakers .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 26/06/2024 at 19:09, Frank said:

I’m a closet Swiftie and I simply can’t get enough of her! Fortunately I know the bods over at AEG and have a couple of comp tix for the kids when she’s back at Wembley in August. Haters gonna hate. hate, hate, hate hate… Lol. 

Lol. 

 

My daughter’s just about to buy her first abode, Frank. She’s a proper precious Gen something cunt. Amongst other ‘gifts’ she’s asked Mrs Cnut to buy her a matching toaster and kettle…£450! When I saw the brand name, you came to mind…’SMEG.’ Any advice…poofter?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...