ChildeHarold Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: The binary system of stupidity - what a lovely couple you make. As it's the season for outdoor Shakespeare and Midsummers Night (actually on 20th) will you be giving uour famous Bottom in Regents Park tonight? I'd pay to see you perform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 1 hour ago, Prints Harry said: I have to say that I admire you .. you came from nothing and are still nothing. Have you ever considered keeping your massive uninvited cock out of other peoples disputes? Why not just kill yourself instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Have you ever considered keeping your massive uninvited cock out of other peoples disputes? Why not just kill yourself instead. Billy which cripple are you supporting, Scotland or England? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Have you ever considered keeping your massive uninvited cock out of other peoples disputes? Why not just kill yourself instead. Good Evening Billy .. are you ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 59 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: Good Evening Billy .. are you ok? Yes thanks. I hope you’re not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 10 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Blah blah blah - who gives fuck? I certainly don’t. CH was polite to me - are you fucking serious? Do you honestly think I give a flying fuck what you, Harold or any other cunt on here thinks of “me”? Grow up and stop whining, you ridiculous wanker. I'd say you do care as this post actually proves. Why not stop, calm down and think before you fire off some other rant that says more about you than you'd care to imagine. I really did think you more clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 10 hours ago, Prints Harry said: I have to say that I admire you .. you came from nothing and are still nothing. I refute that .You're so fucking wrong.You need to walk in another's man's shoes to know his life .I came from nothing and I now have even less and a bad dose of athlete's foot from some cunts sweaty shoes . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 14 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You’ve started early I see. What’s on the menu tonight? A wonky baking potato from Morrisons and some value beans from Tesco. I reckon you're having Toad in the Hole...., again, not to eat either - served by your boyfriend Wolfie, right up your shit-pipe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 On 21/06/2024 at 17:30, Cunty BigBollox said: That's the one. I'm sure this wouldn't have happened if Ape had used his engineering knowledge (yawn!) and a SNES controller rather than a Playstation one Ape would make his own Titan submersible from a giant promotional Tesco value baked beans tin with some portholes cut out and a couple of Halfords Ford Fiesta headlamps stuck on the front for floodlights then test it out at his local duck pond 🤓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A wonky baking potato from Morrisons and some value beans from Tesco. I reckon you're having Toad in the Hole...., again, not to eat either - served by your boyfriend Wolfie, right up your shit-pipe. Sounds delicious . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 On 19/06/2024 at 20:13, ChildeHarold said: A perusal of summer short sleeve shirts left me with three impressions: # the overall quality of Marks stuff is now approaching the last days of BHS under Philip Green, basically street market. # the almost total absence of pockets and the effeminate designs and materials used suggest womens blouses rather than male shirts. Why no convenient handy pockets? Again because it's a woman's blouse. Modern blokes don't have tickets or bits of paper - everything is on their phone which sits cheekily poking out of an arse pocket on their shorts. That's what women think. Women have bags. They don't have pockets. One day ALL men will carry man-bags, not just a few highly paid trend setting footballers. # M&S mens shirts are selected and designed by women # the "Autograph" clothing is clearly designed for somebody transitioning in either direction. M&S have jettisoned Andy Cap in favour of Andy Pandy. Or does a bit of summer (which still hasn't arrived) send the male population gay? WTF have they done to their tights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 1 hour ago, ProfB said: WTF have they done to their tights? The gusset always splits when I put a pair over my head . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 1 hour ago, ProfB said: WTF have they done to their tights? Ask Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 They've made them too small & too tight - they used to have lots of PING in them, but my Bestie Big Kazza- pointed out the stretch was not there as she pinged them on my pert butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 On 22/06/2024 at 07:26, entitled little cunt said: I refute that .You're so fucking wrong.You need to walk in another's man's shoes to know his life .I came from nothing and I now have even less and a bad dose of athlete's foot from some cunts sweaty shoes . I can relate to that as I came to England from NI a long time ago with everything I possessed in a small rucksack, and now look at me…. stunning missus who adores me, huge mansion in rural Hertfordshire, imaginary M4, thriving business flogging dead trees every December, a string of seedy brothels with 24/7 queues of filthy perverts around the block to get in, a set of new gnashers that make stunning women try to kiss me in the street. Who’d have guessed that arriving here with just 4 million quid in a dirty old rucksack could lead to the reasonably comfortable life I’ve got now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: I came to England from NI a long time ago with everything I possessed in a small rucksack, Mick Whittington? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mick Whittington? 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 6 hours ago, King Billy said: I can relate to that as I came to England from NI a long time ago with everything I possessed in a small rucksack, and now look at me…. stunning missus who adores me, huge mansion in rural Hertfordshire, imaginary M4, thriving business flogging dead trees every December, a string of seedy brothels with 24/7 queues of filthy perverts around the block to get in, a set of new gnashers that make stunning women try to kiss me in the street. Who’d have guessed that arriving here with just 4 million quid in a dirty old rucksack could lead to the reasonably comfortable life I’ve got now? Are you Michael Flatley, the dancing leprechaun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Are you Michael Flatley, the dancing leprechaun. He is really Dennis Trident Umbongo from South Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 18 hours ago, King Billy said: I can relate to that as I came to England from NI a long time ago with everything I possessed in a small rucksack, and now look at me…. stunning missus who adores me, huge mansion in rural Hertfordshire, imaginary M4, thriving business flogging dead trees every December, a string of seedy brothels with 24/7 queues of filthy perverts around the block to get in, a set of new gnashers that make stunning women try to kiss me in the street. Who’d have guessed that arriving here with just 4 million quid in a dirty old rucksack could lead to the reasonably comfortable life I’ve got now? They based that guy in Benidorm with the string of sunbed shops on you didn’t they? Howz Madge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 M&S sell things in 3 packs - 3 pairs of y-fronts, dark blue, royal blue & pale blue. Then you can get 3 pairs of sox, dark blue, royal blue & pale blue. & a packet of 3 t-shirts, dark blue, royal blue & pale blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 M&S gold tea bags are my favs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 5 hours ago, ProfB said: M&S sell things in 3 packs - 3 pairs of y-fronts, dark blue, royal blue & pale blue. Then you can get 3 pairs of sox, dark blue, royal blue & pale blue. & a packet of 3 t-shirts, dark blue, royal blue & pale blue. Has this something to do with blue? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 5 hours ago, ProfB said: M&S gold tea bags are my favs Not blue tea bags? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 M&S COLLECTION 5pk Cool & Fresh™ Geometric Stretch Briefs I wanna know why no model is wearing them, just a photo of them flat - Now I saw jude bellybutton wearing some pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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