King Billy Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 28 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Do you find people are repelled by your deformed back? It’s just a hump Ape. Get over it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 14 minutes ago, scotty said: Laughton's hunchback work wasn't a patch on this. https://youtu.be/dApRtXZRw1Y?si=tTSyvdElHXIq8Fbu @Scotty, forget this shit, Bubba has made contact. The fat, lazy Welsh cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 46 minutes ago, King Billy said: Classic Sellers. Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein still tickles me too. "What hump?" 😄😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 On 11/06/2024 at 18:10, Decimus said: If by that you mean that I've never tried to gain clout on a tiny website at the arse end of the internet by regaling a dozen or so weirdos with a tale about how my next-door neighbour drives an Aston Martin, you'd be right. Get back on X-Box Live, you sinister little fucking weasel. I'll tell you what's sinister, those weird videos you uploaded a while back of you sitting in a dimly lit room muttering about Frank in your 40 a day smokers voice with Dire Straits playing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 1 hour ago, ClitWestwood said: I'll tell you what's sinister, those weird videos you uploaded a while back of you sitting in a dimly lit room muttering about Frank in your 40 a day smokers voice with Dire Straits playing. Well yeah, that was entirely the fucking point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 On 13/06/2024 at 22:17, King Billy said: It’s just a hump Ape. Get over it. He's got a thing about hunch backs .He can't just climb over the obstacle of muscle tissue, bone and gristle .He can wank over my curvature of the spine if it helps . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 On 22/06/2024 at 21:48, entitled little cunt said: He's got a thing about hunch backs .He can't just climb over the obstacle of muscle tissue, bone and gristle .He can wank over my curvature of the spine if it helps . Good lord, how much is he claiming in benefits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 @Decimus what do you think of your own Norfolk grown spindly cunt going tits up? Adam Gilespie apparently suffocated in a BDSM cage waiting for his partner to come home - its all in your local rag. Were you working late?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 On 08/06/2024 at 19:37, ClitWestwood said: @Stubby Pecker is a keen cottager. I’d like to put you in a cottage and set the fucking thing alight Stupid cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d like to put you in a cottage and set the fucking thing alight Stupid cunt The sheep started a thread about duck tape bikinis. You’ll probably want a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 On 08/06/2024 at 12:12, Hammer of Cunts said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13507923/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-declared-bankrupt-medals-trophies-financial-difficulties.html Oh dear! The doyen of bifurcated calf muscles and sweaty arse cracks has hit the buffers and may have to sell some of his contraptions. Has anyone ever seen one of these self-obsessed wierdos actually enjoying their expensive hobby? They always look ferociously pissed off while playing with their expensive toys. I think they're all on drugs. TDF winner, 8 Olympic golds, numerous other wins, sponsorships and endorsements. More money than all of us here combined, and it’s all gone. Serves the cocky cunt right with his therapeutic use exemptions to get round doping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: TDF winner, 8 Olympic golds, numerous other wins, sponsorships and endorsements. More money than all of us here combined, and it’s all gone. Serves the cocky cunt right with his therapeutic use exemptions to get round doping. Looks like the fucking wheel’s fallen off for poor Wiggy. Probably his mums fault. She looks like a right old shit cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Just now, King Billy said: Looks like the fucking wheel’s fell off for Wiggy. I’ve got a mate, Bill. He’s a pisshead but he does cycle 300 miles a week…stopping at every fuckin ale house en route. It’s not his real name but he’s always answered to the moniker of ‘Madly Swiggings’. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve got a mate, Bill. He’s a pisshead but he does cycle 300 miles a week…stopping at every fuckin ale house en route. It’s not his real name but he’s always answered to the moniker of ‘Madly Swiggings’. lol. Laboured. Starmered. Over and out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Looks like the fucking wheel’s fallen off for poor Wiggy. Probably his mums fault. She looks like a right old shit cunt. Did you in the past , you know , did you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Did you in the past , you know , did you ? Not sure I like your tone, ELC - besides you're jumping around like a bull in a china shop at present. You should cease picking fights on every thread and to assist you in a process of reflection we'll have you off the site for the next seven days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Not sure I like your tone, ELC - besides you're jumping around like a bull in a china shop at present. You should cease picking fights on every thread and to assist you in a process of reflection we'll have you off the site for the next seven days. I couldn’t be happier, Roops. I’m cleaning my finger-nails and I’ll be round in an hour. Marry me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I couldn’t be happier, Roops. I’m cleaning my finger-nails and I’ll be round in an hour. Marry me. Monkeypox is lurking around again DC, so don’t forget your heavy duty Marigolds (and some Swarfega and iodine ointment incase of an unexpected, friction induced finger splittage). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Monkeypox is lurking around again DC, so don’t forget your heavy duty Marigolds (and some Swarfega and iodine ointment incase of an unexpected, friction induced finger splittage). Sage advice, not needed…she was blobby & grateful…as am I. The question is, where is the beanie-clad window vagrant with rickets going to send ten likes a day for a week? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 On 22/06/2024 at 18:04, ClitWestwood said: I'll tell you what's sinister, those weird videos you uploaded a while back of you sitting in a dimly lit room muttering about Frank in your 40 a day smokers voice with Dire Straits playing. Its actually 70 a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 On 08/06/2024 at 12:12, Hammer of Cunts said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13507923/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-declared-bankrupt-medals-trophies-financial-difficulties.html Oh dear! The doyen of bifurcated calf muscles and sweaty arse cracks has hit the buffers and may have to sell some of his contraptions. Has anyone ever seen one of these self-obsessed wierdos actually enjoying their expensive hobby? They always look ferociously pissed off while playing with their expensive toys. I think they're all on drugs. I bought a pair of cycling shorts from eBay new (other). £4.50 lime green, they are a bit tight, made in china Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 6 hours ago, Prints Harry said: It’s actually 70 a day. Don’t waste your money on cigarettes, just kill yourself immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 On 08/06/2024 at 15:51, Witheredscrote said: Christ indeed. @Eddie only paid a tenner for his. Reported, I have also informed the police, who I am assured will act on this immediately. Expect a knock on your tent zip door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 On 29/06/2024 at 23:07, King Billy said: Looks like the fucking wheel’s fallen off for poor Wiggy. Probably his mums fault. She looks like a right old shit cunt. He was abused as a child by his cycling coach and has always suffered mental health issues, easy target for some cunt to fleece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 2 hours ago, Eddie said: He was abused as a child by his cycling coach and has always suffered mental health issues, easy target for some cunt to fleece. Am I missing something from my childhood? "cycling coach"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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