Hammer of Cunts Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13507923/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-declared-bankrupt-medals-trophies-financial-difficulties.html Oh dear! The doyen of bifurcated calf muscles and sweaty arse cracks has hit the buffers and may have to sell some of his contraptions. Has anyone ever seen one of these self-obsessed wierdos actually enjoying their expensive hobby? They always look ferociously pissed off while playing with their expensive toys. I think they're all on drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 11 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13507923/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-declared-bankrupt-medals-trophies-financial-difficulties.html Oh dear! The doyen of bifurcated calf muscles and sweaty arse cracks has hit the buffers and may have to sell some of his contraptions. Has anyone ever seen one of these self-obsessed wierdos actually enjoying their expensive hobby? They always look ferociously pissed off while playing with their expensive toys. I think they're all on drugs. I liked BMXs and Raleigh Grifters etc’ when I was a kid, but then I learned to drive a car and it just stopped being of interest. I get it that some people do it to keep fit or because it’s cheaper and quicker for short trips, but I can’t be bolloxed with it. Couples on tandems… utter fucking simpering cunts. I wish it was legal to go Mad Max 2 on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 "You’re jolly naughty, Wiggins." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 And where the fuck has @entitled little cunt gone? ELC, if you’re pretending to be on holiday so we think you have an enviable lifestyle, don’t bother. You already admitted to being the Nigerian cleaner at the Amazon Prime depot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And where the fuck has @entitled little cunt gone? ELC, if you’re pretending to be on holiday so we think you have an enviable lifestyle, don’t bother. You already admitted to being the Nigerian cleaner at the Amazon Prime depot. Hi Eric, anything new on the corner? I just started reading posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 9 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Hi Eric, anything new on the corner? I just started reading posts. I was about to fucking blue-box @White Cunt you as well! After Scotty turning up and ELC disappearing, I thought you may have been one of the ‘patients’. Glad you’re alive Fuhrer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was about to fucking blue-box @White Cunt you as well! After Scotty turning up and ELC disappearing, I thought you may have been one of the ‘patients’. Glad you’re alive Fuhrer. They haven’t whacked me just yet, but they may be circling around, my friend. Old, racist, nazi white cunts are on the black list. Glad you are still here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was about to fucking blue-box @White Cunt you as well! After Scotty turning up and ELC disappearing, I thought you may have been one of the ‘patients’. Glad you’re alive Fuhrer. That’s twice in a week now, you absolute chutney-ferret. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: And where the fuck has @entitled little cunt gone? ELC, if you’re pretending to be on holiday so we think you have an enviable lifestyle, don’t bother. You already admitted to being the Nigerian cleaner at the Amazon Prime depot. He’s been having some ‘family’ and ‘legal’ issues apparently…the bizzies have confiscated his phone. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13496161/Crystal-Hoare-Jay-Wade-Veenstra-plead-guilty-bestiality.html?dicbo=v2-bsSl4PA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: And where the fuck has @entitled little cunt gone? ELC, if you’re pretending to be on holiday so we think you have an enviable lifestyle, don’t bother. You already admitted to being the Nigerian cleaner at the Amazon Prime depot. I'll give you a like if you stop soiling my nice new thresd with mentions of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was about to fucking blue-box @White Cunt you as well! After Scotty turning up and ELC disappearing, I thought you may have been one of the ‘patients’. Glad you’re alive Fuhrer. Eric, I saw this thread title and assumed the twig-legged Greek had suddenly expired. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13507923/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-declared-bankrupt-medals-trophies-financial-difficulties.html Oh dear! The doyen of bifurcated calf muscles and sweaty arse cracks has hit the buffers and may have to sell some of his contraptions. Has anyone ever seen one of these self-obsessed wierdos actually enjoying their expensive hobby? They always look ferociously pissed off while playing with their expensive toys. I think they're all on drugs. It's because the lycra cuts off the blood flow to the brain and they end up paying as much for a push bike as most people pay for a car and, just like Rooster and Maverick said in Topgun "it's not the push-bike it's the lycra clad moron riding it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13507923/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-declared-bankrupt-medals-trophies-financial-difficulties.html Oh dear! The doyen of bifurcated calf muscles and sweaty arse cracks has hit the buffers and may have to sell some of his contraptions. Has anyone ever seen one of these self-obsessed wierdos actually enjoying their expensive hobby? They always look ferociously pissed off while playing with their expensive toys. I think they're all on drugs. They actually age quite rapidly due to the amount of oxygen intake needed in mountain climbing. There's a contrite "I can overtake you" gloss over the whole cycling scene ranging from the A to B morons who commute the London canal towpaths (which should never have allowed these inconsiderate cunts) or dedicated cycle lanes pinched from motorists, bus lanes (which doesn't make any environmental sense) and are hazardous to pedestrians, to the professional cycling scene. The Tour, Giro and Velde are not worth tuppence anymore since the demise of Paul and the removal of Phil Liggett from our screens in favour of pill popper David What'sIt and Chris Boredman. And I mean fucking bored man! While the races themselves are full of school boys on plastic bikes worth more than Decimus's collection of classic cars. Bring back Lance Armstrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 44 minutes ago, scotty said: Eric, I saw this thread title and assumed the twig-legged Greek had suddenly expired. Who? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 45 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: paying as much for a push bike as most people pay for a car You can pay three hundred quid for a fucking bicycle? Christ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 5 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: You can pay three hundred quid for a fucking bicycle? Christ! Christ indeed. @Eddie only paid a tenner for his. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who? That's fame for you. ☹️😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked BMXs and Raleigh Grifters etc’ when I was a kid, but then I learned to drive a car and it just stopped being of interest. I get it that some people do it to keep fit or because it’s cheaper and quicker for short trips, but I can’t be bolloxed with it. Couples on tandems… utter fucking simpering cunts. I wish it was legal to go Mad Max 2 on them. It is legal .. just tell them you were using your mobile phone and didn't see them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Christ indeed. @Eddie only paid a tenner for his. What's he looking around like an owl on speed for, scanning for mobile phones to pilfer like his bro's are doing in Londonistan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 46 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: It is legal .. just tell them you were using your mobile phone and didn't see them. Good idea. I shall also tell the police that I was heavily drunk and therefore couldn’t have reacted in time anyway. That should get me off the hook. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked BMXs and Raleigh Grifters etc’ when I was a kid, but then I learned to drive a car and it just stopped being of interest. I get it that some people do it to keep fit or because it’s cheaper and quicker for short trips, but I can’t be bolloxed with it. Couples on tandems… utter fucking simpering cunts. I wish it was legal to go Mad Max 2 on them. Isn't @Stubby Pecker a keen cyclist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 23 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: Isn't @Stubby Pecker a keen cyclist? I believe stubbinessa and atrophy of the pecker are common results of too much pedalling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I believe stubbinessa and atrophy of the pecker are common results of too much pedalling. I wonder why pedal and pedlar and pedalling have the dual meanings of cycling and market trading or door-todoor selling? The pedlar used to be a common sight before the advent of the Victorian "high street shop" and the modern "retail sector". Far from being a respectable occupation, pedalling now seems to carry a moody shady meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I wonder why pedal and pedlar and pedalling have the dual meanings of cycling and market trading or door-todoor selling? The pedlar used to be a common sight before the advent of the Victorian "high street shop" and the modern "retail sector". Far from being a respectable occupation, pedalling now seems to carry a moody shady meaning. You’re a pedlar too - a pedlar of mindless fucking drivel on here. lol Lol LOL Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 53 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: Isn't @Stubby Pecker a keen cyclist? @Stubby Pecker is a keen cottager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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