Neil Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 6 hours ago, White Cunt said: That cunt signs my death certificate. I was in A/E due to a nip from a much smaller version. Same here, carried an epipen for the last 10 years and needed it once since, the ambulance pulled up just as I was about to stab myself with it. Spent 3 hours in the back waiting for something to happen and it never fucking did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frank Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 5 minutes ago, Neil said: Fuck off, Neil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 21 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off, Neil. Kiss my hairy ring piece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m not allergic or even worried about stings, but I can’t stand things buzzing around me and trying to get in my ears or nostrils. I don’t mind bumble bees, just the angry aggressive little cunts that think they’re hard. When I was 4 years old I saw this little pretty cuddly looking creature on a flower and I picked it up .. it was a fucking bastard bumblebee and it fucking stung me and I ran home crying to mummy and she told me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 4 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: When I was 4 years old I saw this little pretty cuddly looking creature on a flower and I picked it up .. it was a fucking bastard bumblebee and it fucking stung me and I ran home crying to mummy and she told me off Did you receive the universal blue bag treatment? Personally I would have given you a good thrashing, sent you to bed early without dinner and stopped your pocket money for a week. (It never did me any harm. It didn't do me any good either) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Did you receive the universal blue bag treatment? Personally I would have given you a good thrashing, sent you to bed early without dinner and stopped your pocket money for a week. (It never did me any harm. It didn't do me any good either) The only blue bag that she had was her handbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 21 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: The only blue bag that she had was her handbag. I think it was a sort of placebo rather than a real cure. Was it tincture of iodine? - you held it against a scratch or sting bite, toothache or headache!!!!!! Cure for this that and everything... 😛 It probably worked due to psychological effect. The effect I would like to give Billy is pure pan filled terror. Could you arrange it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10 Author Report Share Posted June 10 On 08/06/2024 at 21:27, Prints Harry said: When I was 4 years old I saw this little pretty cuddly looking creature on a flower and I picked it up .. it was a fucking bastard bumblebee and it fucking stung me and I ran home crying to mummy and she told me off Were your sisters still alive at the time? Lololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Were your sisters still alive at the time? Lololol. Fucking leave his sisters out of it pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10 Author Report Share Posted June 10 On 08/06/2024 at 22:21, ChildeHarold said: The effect I would like to give Billy is pure pan filled terror. Could you arrange it? You really are a cruel heartless bastard Harold. Not for any of the puerile nonsense you direct at me obviously, but for callously giving old Donkey Dick the idea, that after all these years on here he’s finally found someone who doesn’t totally despise him and want him dead. Shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 9 hours ago, King Billy said: You really are a cruel heartless bastard Harold. Not for any of the puerile nonsense you direct at me obviously, but for callously giving old Donkey Dick the idea, that after all these years on here he’s finally found someone who doesn’t totally despise him and want him dead. Shame on you. Look, after Covid and the effects of Russia 's illegal war in Ukraine I think I am at a turning point. Please like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 On 05/06/2024 at 23:58, King Billy said: For all you fucking conspiracy theorists, especially ‘climate change deniers’ (the worst type) it’s about time you all grew up and tuned in to Sky News if you want to know the truth about the catastrophic danger we in the U.K. are faced with right now. According to Sky News (who would never lie obviously), the Met Office (who also would never lie obviously) May was the hottest on record in the U.K. and as if that wasn’t terrifying enough the entire Spring season in the U.K. was too. In fact the plastic faced, fake news whore who found herself in the unfortunate position of having to read this shocking report from her teleprompter, had to stop herself from bursting into a fit of laughter, as she heard the words that were coming out of her facial orifice that I assume is more accustomed to ‘loads of cock in’ than this astounding ‘pile of absolute bollocks out’. Apparently, even though the entire country may have thought this spring (May included) has been cold, wet, and as we speak still that, compared to most years in living memory. Well you can forget those silly ideas because while you’ve been sleeping the nights have been hotter and no one noticed. So listen up. Any of you cunts who drive an electric car (or even an ICE one that cuts the engine every time you pull up at a junction), recycles their rubbish, hands over 30p or more for a plastic bag or £2 for a ‘bag for life’ at the shops, thinks Greta Thunderberg shouldn’t be tossed into the nearest wood chipper, or has a smart meter, a heat pump and solar panels on their roof that normal people pull over just to fucking laugh at….They’re taking the fucking piss out of you and getting rich with the added bonus of laughing at how easy it was to fleece you out of every fucking penny you had. Sir Kier Starmer flying to Scotland last week by private jet to make a speech to offshore oil workers, promising that his pie in the sky GB Energy fantasy would create hundreds of thousands of new highly paid ‘green, eco friendly, net zero’ etc. etc etc. jobs for them all when they get sacked from their current jobs as soon as the Lego Head cunt gets into No.10 and his globalist masters give him his orders for the next five years. Fuck off. Angela Rayner could fuel a power station by stuffing her bra's into the furnace .They would power the whole of Grimsby for an entire month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 On 05/06/2024 at 23:58, King Billy said: For all you fucking conspiracy theorists, especially ‘climate change deniers’ (the worst type) it’s about time you all grew up and tuned in to Sky News if you want to know the truth about the catastrophic danger we in the U.K. are faced with right now. According to Sky News (who would never lie obviously), the Met Office (who also would never lie obviously) May was the hottest on record in the U.K. and as if that wasn’t terrifying enough the entire Spring season in the U.K. was too. In fact the plastic faced, fake news whore who found herself in the unfortunate position of having to read this shocking report from her teleprompter, had to stop herself from bursting into a fit of laughter, as she heard the words that were coming out of her facial orifice that I assume is more accustomed to ‘loads of cock in’ than this astounding ‘pile of absolute bollocks out’. Apparently, even though the entire country may have thought this spring (May included) has been cold, wet, and as we speak still that, compared to most years in living memory. Well you can forget those silly ideas because while you’ve been sleeping the nights have been hotter and no one noticed. So listen up. Any of you cunts who drive an electric car (or even an ICE one that cuts the engine every time you pull up at a junction), recycles their rubbish, hands over 30p or more for a plastic bag or £2 for a ‘bag for life’ at the shops, thinks Greta Thunderberg shouldn’t be tossed into the nearest wood chipper, or has a smart meter, a heat pump and solar panels on their roof that normal people pull over just to fucking laugh at….They’re taking the fucking piss out of you and getting rich with the added bonus of laughing at how easy it was to fleece you out of every fucking penny you had. Sir Kier Starmer flying to Scotland last week by private jet to make a speech to offshore oil workers, promising that his pie in the sky GB Energy fantasy would create hundreds of thousands of new highly paid ‘green, eco friendly, net zero’ etc. etc etc. jobs for them all when they get sacked from their current jobs as soon as the Lego Head cunt gets into No.10 and his globalist masters give him his orders for the next five years. Fuck off. Earth was formed around 4.5 billion years ago .What became recognisably human has been around about 300, 000 years .Its debatable that the inhabitants of Lewisham and Tower Hamlets progressed at the same rate after crawling out of the primordial soup .Dinosaurs roamed the earth for 165 million years .Humans haven't been on earth for so much as a blink of an eye .The earth has had ice ages , has warmed , entire oceans have come and gone.Mountain ranges formed and Tropical climates have turned into an ice age then back again countless times .It's typical of Humans to believe we are the top dogs and we alone affect everything that surrounds us.The news is , in comparison with the cosmos and the natural systems that shape the planet and climate we are an insignificant dot of shite on the bottom of mother nature's hemp sandal.One large volcanic eruption can shut us down very easily. The co2 emitted makes Elon Musk's efforts pointless .The Chinese digging fucking great big holes for lithium and shipping around the world is obviously very good for the environment according to the British muddle classes .Any electric car owner is an absolute cunt .Buy a fiat 500, churned out of one factory and 60 +mpg .Taking into account manufacturing emissions they're a greener option. No need for a whole new manufacturing base and no need for those big holes in the ground .No need to enrich China more than we already have .Its all shit designed to control, to scare , to increase tax and invent new fines and most importantly enrich those that make Facist dictators look like Florence fucking Nightingale .For the first time in History the "disruptor " follow's the same narrative as governments, multi billionaires and big business .That's what they have done and that's why we're fucked . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 On 08/06/2024 at 21:27, Prints Harry said: When I was 4 years old I saw this little pretty cuddly looking creature on a flower and I picked it up .. it was a fucking bastard bumblebee and it fucking stung me and I ran home crying to mummy and she told me off I got the shit kicked out of me by a bunch of skinheads in 1979. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Look, after Covid and the effects of Russia 's illegal war in Ukraine I think I am at a turning point. Please like me. On 08/06/2024 at 20:45, Neil said: Kiss my hairy ring piece There's specialist websites for that kind of thing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 On 08/06/2024 at 14:23, Eric Cuntman said: I’m not allergic or even worried about stings, but I can’t stand things buzzing around me and trying to get in my ears or nostrils. I don’t mind bumble bees, just the angry aggressive little cunts that think they’re hard. I can't stand Ape either . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 12 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I got the shit kicked out of me by a bunch of skinheads in 1979. Maybe ‘The Ayatollah Khomeini’ was a bad choice of outfit for a fancy dress party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Maybe ‘The Ayatollah Khomeini’ was a bad choice of outfit for a fancy dress party. Eric…the site’s big hitters @entitled little cunt and @ChildeHarold are ganging up on me. Any advice? I cant sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 17 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Eric…the site’s big hitters @entitled little cunt and @ChildeHarold are ganging up on me. Any advice? I cant sleep. Valium 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Eric…the site’s big hitters @entitled little cunt and @ChildeHarold are ganging up on me. Any advice? I cant sleep. Browse a few of Pen's posts, you'll be out like a light. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Eric…the site’s big hitters @entitled little cunt and @ChildeHarold are ganging up on me. Any advice? I cant sleep. Read your memoir .That's enough to send any cunt to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Maybe ‘The Ayatollah Khomeini’ was a bad choice of outfit for a fancy dress party. A lovely, peace loving misunderstood religious leader .I'm thinking of asking him to speak at my village fete.The Women's Institute would be interested in knowing what he considers to be the secret of a good crumble mix . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: what he considers to be the secret of a good crumble mix . About 40 kilos of C4 packed around the foundations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I got the shit kicked out of me by a bunch of skinheads in 1979. Could've been worse, it might've been fuckin' Mods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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