Miles Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve been trying to get a straight answer out of ELIZA since 1988 when she lived somewhere called ms-dos. She lives in the normal internet now and she’s still an obstructive non commital cunt. Did you ever Ask Jeeves if he was gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I know what it means @Eric Cuntman, as between '86 & '88 I lived with an Italian bird. Needless to say, Old Rook Arse will be hearing from my solicitor. Mmm…mid-80s. Fair chance I’ve fingered her tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 On 08/06/2024 at 19:14, Witheredscrote said: between '86 & '88 I lived with an Italian bird. How many eggs did you have together? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 On 09/06/2024 at 09:57, Dyslexic cnut said: Mmm…mid-80s. Fair chance I’ve fingered her tbh. I bet your fingers smelt of Aioli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 On 08/06/2024 at 19:14, Witheredscrote said: I know what it means @Eric Cuntman, as between '86 & '88 I lived with an Italian bird. Needless to say, Old Rook Arse will be hearing from my solicitor. Going by the above snippet you must be late 60’s maybe early 70’s, fingers crossed you’ll be dead very, very soon x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 On 11/06/2024 at 20:35, Eddie said: Going by the above snippet you must be late 60’s maybe early 70’s, fingers crossed you’ll be dead very, very soon x Well you've got one thing right in your sorry life, and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 21 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well you've got one thing right in your sorry life, and no mistake. Withers I’m off to Hastings tomorrow, RX Fisheries for the best kippers in town, we all know you don’t live in whitstable but frequent Brighton for obvious reasons. I’m not homophobic, fancy a meet up and I can ram several RX eels up your arse? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Withers I’m off to Hastings tomorrow, RX Fisheries for the best kippers in town, we all know you don’t live in whitstable but frequent Brighton for obvious reasons. I’m not homophobic, fancy a meet up and I can ram several RX eels up your arse? Where do you want to meet. The Lord Nelson is good, and just by RX, or The Standard. My granddaughter works behind the bar in The Anchor, George Street. I will look out for unfilled Levis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: My granddaughter works behind the bar in The Anchor, Is she the pretty blonde with massive tits and a nice arse, or the chubby, flat chested midget with wonky ears and a moth eaten beret? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Is she the pretty blonde with massive tits and a nice arse, or the chubby, flat chested midget with wonky ears and a moth eaten beret? Mmm my moneys on the midget, if it’s the one I’m thinking about I let her give me a cheeky hand Shandy, I didn’t fancy her one bit but she was excellent at small talk… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clit licker Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 On 04/06/2024 at 16:46, ProfB said: She's got an 'outty' belly button as well. On 04/06/2024 at 16:45, ProfB said: They will leave horrible sun tan lines: stunning models made quite the splash at Miami Swim Week https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12293867/Miami-Swim-Week-Models-swap-bikinis-body-tape-Black-Tape-Project-runway.html 😬 I'd do her in all her holes and her belly button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 26 Author Report Share Posted June 26 I heatd On 10/06/2024 at 21:10, King Billy said: How many eggs did you have together? Fanny farts? I was in Sains & heard a rumble, from a slim babe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 On 06/06/2024 at 00:52, ratcum said: If we had medals for such achievements, every bonsai hat would have looked like a ruskie general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29 Author Report Share Posted June 29 Duck tape has many uses inc. keeping someone's gob shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 9 hours ago, ProfB said: Duck tape has many uses inc. keeping someone's gob shut. Did you see the carnivorous super sheep in the latest episode of "The Boys"? I thought of you when (spoiler alert) they all died. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Did you see the carnivorous super sheep in the latest episode of "The Boys"? I thought of you when (spoiler alert) they all died. Flying carnivorous sheep. I was a bit disappointed that they didn’t show Homelander’s slaughter-fest at the research facility in episode four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was a bit disappointed that they didn’t show Homelander’s slaughter-fest at the research facility in episode four. I found it strange that they'll show exploding cocks in ultra-graphic detail, but cut squeamishly away from Butcher stamping on a rabbit. 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Flying carnivorous sheep. "This man is in no condition to fuck a sheep" is going to be hard to beat for quote of the series. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I found it strange that they'll show exploding cocks in ultra-graphic detail, but cut squeamishly away from Butcher stamping on a rabbit. "This man is in no condition to fuck a sheep" is going to be hard to beat for quote of the series. Absolutely. Until that point, Frenchie was starting to look like dead wood. I’m still struggling with the antipodean cockney thing as far as Butcher goes. I’m waiting to see what happens with Soldier Boy. Hopefully some sort of outrageously destructive upgrade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m waiting to see what happens with Soldier Boy. Hopefully some sort of outrageously destructive upgrade. I hope and pray that he rips the fucking ovaries out of Sister Sage before vaporising her. As the uppity cunt doesn't actually feature in the comic books, it's impossible to predict what might happen there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope and pray that he rips the fucking ovaries out of Sister Sage before vaporising her. As the uppity cunt doesn't actually feature in the comic books, it's impossible to predict what might happen there. I was so happy when Firecracker called her ‘uppity’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'uppity'. Agreed, that's a sadly underused word nowadays. However, back in the old days.... https://youtu.be/dOKqzJJvEOw?si=jcLL_gw8Ehv8jwEA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I found it strange that they'll show exploding cocks in ultra-graphic detail, but cut squeamishly away from Butcher stamping on a rabbit. "This man is in no condition to fuck a sheep" is going to be hard to beat for quote of the series. Have you ever had rabbit stew .. I once invited some friends around for lunch .. they said they enjoyed it until I told them that it was rabbit stew, one stupid cow accused me of murdreing a pet .. I did point out that there were two rabbits in stew but she that was even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 2 hours ago, Prints Harry said: Have you ever had rabbit stew .. I once invited some friends around for lunch .. they said they enjoyed it until I told them that it was rabbit stew, one stupid cow accused me of murdreing a pet .. I did point out that there were two rabbits in stew but she that was even worse. I was trying to afford this pile of shit the benefit of doubt, until I got to the words ‘some friends’ and immediately became very angry with myself for doing so. Bullshit, never happened. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I was trying to afford this pile of shit the benefit of doubt, until I got to the words ‘some friends’ and immediately became very angry with myself for doing so. Bullshit, never happened. Fuck off. Have you heard the one about my Goat Goulash? Served on a bed of organic Chippewa rice hand picked by native American indians paddling in their canoes. The goat is Bertha from my back yard. "An excellent choice Sir. Anything with that?" "Fanta." 🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Have you heard the one about my Goat Goulash? Served on a bed of organic Chippewa rice hand picked by native American indians paddling in their canoes. The goat is Bertha from my back yard. "An excellent choice Sir. Anything with that?" "Fanta." 🎵 No. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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