Mrs Roops Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Billy has said you’re cheating on me, say it ain’t so! Are the ten days in The Maldives booked? It goes without saying that a Business Class flight is an absolute minimum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 15 hours ago, Decimus said: Big-Issued, beanie bent cunt. If I ever happen to see you gurning through a Prezzo window, I'm going to knock your remaining fucking teeth out. Got it? Dickless, you cunt. Did I hear you were emigrating to Canada to set up your own Deliverance style retreat for the more adventurous arse bandit? What's happened has the bottom fallen out of that prolapsed arsehole business. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Are the ten days in The Maldives booked? It goes without saying that a Business Class flight is an absolute minimum. I’f bills correct that it takes both of your hands to grapple his member I don’t think I can compare, even 1st class seats, which I can’t stretch to, won’t tip the balance 😞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’f bills correct that it takes both of your hands to grapple his member I don’t think I can compare, even 1st class seats, which I can’t stretch to, won’t tip the balance 😞 ‘When I I Iiii get to Fff fffffff ffffrance’. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I’f bills correct that it takes both of your hands to grapple his member I don’t think I can compare, even 1st class seats, which I can’t stretch to, won’t tip the balance 😞 No need to worry Ed, his member is a heavily disguised strap-on. 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Are the ten days in The Maldives booked? It goes without saying that a Business Class flight is an absolute minimum. 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I’f bills correct that it takes both of your hands to grapple his member I don’t think I can compare, even 1st class seats, which I can’t stretch to, won’t tip the balance 😞 @Eddie, book two seats for the Welsh tart, one for each of her buttocks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 1 hour ago, Frank said: ‘When I I Iiii get to Fff fffffff ffffrance’. Jesus. If, you vapid twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 1 hour ago, Frank said: ‘When I I Iiii get to Fff fffffff ffffrance’. Jesus. When was the last time you got your winkle wet frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 22 minutes ago, Eddie said: When was the last time you got your winkle wet frank? When he couldn't get the velcro undone quick enough on the Tena's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 1 hour ago, Eddie said: When was the last time you got your winkle wet frank? Ed I'm in a mess, I really am. I've been seeing this young petite Thai tart for the past six months and I've somehow become emotionally attached. It should be strictly business, however, I've been dyeing my silver pubes for several years, and the other week she turned around and said 'Fwang.. why dick puuuuuuurple!? That hurts. Do you know what I mean? This morning I scrubbed it back to its natural grade 4 wire wool appearance and thought I'd give L'Oreal's Excellence Créme in golden brown a try. Would you like to see a photo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Would you like to see a photo? I have to say, Frank, that would probably be the highlight of my weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 20 minutes ago, Frank said: Ed I'm in a mess, I really am. I've been seeing this young petite Thai tart for the past six months and I've somehow become emotionally attached. I know it should be strictly business, however, I've been dyeing my silver pubes for several years, and the other week she turned around and said 'Fwang.. why dick puuuuuuurple!? That hurts. Do you know what I mean? This morning I scrubbed it back to its natural grade 4 wire wool appearance and thought I'd give L'Oreal's Excellence Créme in golden brown a try. Would you like to see a photo? There’s nothing more in the world that I would love to see than your salt and pepper maggot. However I’m sure that old poof withers would appreciate it more, did you know he lives in Brighton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: There’s nothing more in the world that I would love to see than your salt and pepper maggot. However I’m sure that old poof withers would appreciate it more, did you know he lives in Brighton? https://ibb.co/gT5zxsS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 6 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/gT5zxsS Cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 2 hours ago, and said: No need to worry Ed, his member is a heavily disguised strap-on. 😉 Have you ever seen Frank's boat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 23 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/gT5zxsS A beautiful man, still dead I’m sad to say, you know what Frank, some people are critical and accuse me of being pond life and not at all sophisticated. Well tonight I am off to a microbrewery in west malling followed by a curry, I’m almost royalty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 53 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/gT5zxsS The Rabbi Lionel Blair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 4 hours ago, Eddie said: I’f bills correct that it takes both of your hands to grapple his member I don’t think I can compare, even 1st class seats, which I can’t stretch to, won’t tip the balance 😞 He'll probably fly over there in his imaginary Cessna 650. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 49 minutes ago, Eddie said: A beautiful man, still dead I’m sad to say, you know what Frank, some people are critical and accuse me of being pond life and not at all sophisticated. Well tonight I am off to a microbrewery in west malling followed by a curry, I’m almost royalty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 18 minutes ago, Frank said: Sometimes Frank you make me smile,other times you make me want to vomit,Bluuueeeeerrrrrghhh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 8 hours ago, Eddie said: Billy has said you’re cheating on me, say it ain’t so! Eddie I'm sick and tired of looking at your black face. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Dickless, you cunt. Did I hear you were emigrating to Canada to set up your own Deliverance style retreat for the more adventurous arse bandit? What's happened has the bottom fallen out of that prolapsed arsehole business. Well done, Drew. If it was anyone else I'd probably mention the fact that it'd taken them six fucking months to digest that information. As it's you I'll allow it to pass, taking into account your wet-brained fucking idiocy that has no doubt been exasperated by your time spent downing Frosty Jack's outside the dole office since being laid off. You redundant, Wernicke afflicted, absolute fucking retard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 30 minutes ago, Neil said: Sometimes Frank you make me smile,other times you make me want to vomit,Bluuueeeeerrrrrghhh!!! It doesn't surprise me, Neil. Whenever I need cheering up, I often find myself browsing through the archives, revisiting my old posts. That one I wrote the other year about your plane overshooting the runway and ploughing into your family - camping out in the Long Stay - is a particular favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 20 minutes ago, Frank said: It doesn't surprise me, Neil. Whenever I need cheering up, I often find myself browsing through the archives, revisiting my old posts. That one I wrote the other year about your plane overshooting the runway and ploughing into your family - camping out in the Long Stay - is a particular favourite. Couldn't have been my family because like yours they abandoned me years ago. It still stings at times but then I remember what cunts they were and I feel better. I'm off to Italy in 3 weeks, let me know your address and I'll send a postcard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: A point of order if I may. In the Dog Whistler's manifesto it occurred to me that any UK born child currently under the age of five would be denied NHS care. Shurely shome mishtake? Coming from someone who sees nothing at all wrong with the mass murder of millions of babies before they’re even born, I find this post rather curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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