Miles Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Tap out 'tbh' or 'qualitah' one more time, and I'll be coming after you in the real world. Be kind too DC, I don't think that he realises that @scotty was never alive in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Tap out 'tbh' or 'qualitah' one more time, and I'll be coming after you in the real world. Make me laugh, calliper boy…do a vid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Make me laugh, calliper boy…do a vid. My neighbour Grundig was born in Norway .. I was only speaking to him of Friday evening, he told me that his father was buried alive and he was terrified that the same was going to happen to him .. he died on Saturday morning, I think that they will have to do an autopsy, I hope that he doesn't come back to life as they are cutting him on the slab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 1 hour ago, Prints Harry said: Be kind too DC, I don't think that he realises that @scotty was never alive in the first place. We've spoken about Scotty at length, Pen. I thought we'd seen the last of him. I honestly can't get over the gall of the gimp. Granted, I've always been rather fond of DC tbh, and tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 4 minutes ago, Frank said: We've spoken about Scotty at length, Pen. I thought we'd seen the last of him. I honestly can't get over the gall of the gimp. Granted, I've always been rather fond of DC tbh. I think that @scotty could be Lazarus of Bethany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 50 minutes ago, Frank said: Tap out 'tbh' or 'qualitah' one more time, and I'll be coming after you in the real world. Stupid fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 22 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: I think that @scotty could be Lazarus of Bethany. Shut up and fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Stupid fucking cunt. I'm all tucked in and ready for the chicken Billy hour. What you got in store for us tonight, dipstick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm all tucked in and ready for the chicken Billy hour. What you got in store for us tonight, dipstick? Wife’s gone to bed, Francis…she sends her regards. She’s been lunching all afternoon then sitting in the steam room swigging Costco ready mix Margueritas with her mates. She’s a fucking mess. I was going to pop upstairs and chance my hand but I think there’s more chance of Pen menstruating…tbh. Thoughts/tactics…going forward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm all tucked in Queer pink socks tucked into piss-filled Jesus-Creepers, the stench of Mitch's overfilled ashtray wafting through the air as you gum down some overpriced hamper of Fortnum's shite. It's hardly all hygge and cosy, you creepy old bastard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm all tucked in and ready for the chicken Billy hour. What you got in store for us tonight, dipstick? I don’t know Frank. What sort of things are you especially interested in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Wife’s gone to bed, Francis…she sends her regards. She’s been lunching all afternoon then sitting in the steam room swigging Costco ready mix Margueritas with her mates. She’s a fucking mess. I was going to pop upstairs and chance my hand but I think there’s more chance of Pen menstruating…tbh. Thoughts/tactics…going forward? Decs has surfaced! The understudy's understudy can fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I don’t know Frank. What sort of things are you especially interested in? I suppose we could start with your crippling disability. Do you want to share it with the board? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Queer pink socks tucked into piss-filled Jesus-Creepers, the stench of Mitch's overfilled ashtray wafting through the air as you gum down some overpriced hamper of Fortnum's shite. It's hardly all hygge and cosy, you creepy old bastard. It’s 4pm over there,Decs. What time do their lazy bastard council employees finish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 31 minutes ago, King Billy said: Shut up and fuck off. I know that you have got all night so could you write me detailed breakdown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s 4pm over there,Decs. What time do their lazy bastard council employees finish? No idea, DC, as I don't work for them. But it's a big country, you may want to check your timezones as I don't live on Baffin fucking Island. I would have thought that a man who had crossed six timezones within five minutes according to Roops would have done his research a bit more thoroughly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: No idea, DC, as I don't work for them. But it's a big country, you may want to check your timezones as I don't live on Baffin fucking island. I would have thought that a man who had crossed six timezones within five minutes according to Roops would have done his research a bit more thoroughly. Nova Scotia-ish…GMT-3…? Fuck off Frank…this is not your department. Fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 31 minutes ago, Frank said: I suppose we could start with your crippling disability. Do you want to share it with the board? Is that you Neville? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 19 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Nova Scotia-ish…GMT-3…? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Thick as mince. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10 Author Report Share Posted June 10 54 minutes ago, Decimus said: Queer pink socks tucked into piss-filled Jesus-Creepers, the stench of Mitch's overfilled ashtray wafting through the air as you gum down some overpriced hamper of Fortnum's shite. It's hardly all hygge and cosy, you creepy old bastard. Wee Willie Winkie nightcap. £1450 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is that you Neville? You called my name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wee Willie Winkie nightcap. £1450 Got myself a blue pair of triple-stitch espadrilles from Zegna this afternoon. Check em out!.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Got myself a blue pair of triple-stitch espadrilles from Zegna this afternoon. Check em out!.. Ideal for mid-afternoon Greek Island strolls. Do press on. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Got myself a blue pair of triple-stitch espadrilles from Zegna this afternoon. Check em out!.. Nice. Do they make them for men? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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