ChildeHarold Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 Just now, Ape™️ said: You’re very perceptive, Eric. He's taunting you. Don't trust him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘Don’t pay large amounts of money for expensive private car number plates. Simply change your name to match your car’s registration and…hey presto!’ Mr WDM 136T Skipton. Yorkshire. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Brilliant. 10 hours ago, Prints Harry said: You are very clever .. I have got neighbours either side Chris and Adrian .. Adrian is a minor lotto winner and moved in 5 years ago, he is a piss-head and his missus has fucked off. For some reason he has got it in for Chris and his family and has now started to lob empty beer bottles on the Chris's driveway late at night. Trouble is that my driveway is next to Chris's and the beer bottles are also smashing on my driveway .. The police are fucking useless. 9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I am going to go along with a purely fictional scenario you made up to project an image of quiet genteel suburban life which masks an underbelly of pure evil and depravity. It's been done (a lot) in the pictures. Regard each smashed beer bottle or can as a cry for help until Chris gets home from work has his Friday night fish n chips with his wholesome family, puts his lovely kids to bed, kisses his wife, then goes and wipes out Adrian with a B&Q brand new axe. If it happens during the next England match consider it a bonus. 9 hours ago, Prints Harry said: Adrian is banned from B&Q and Lidl. 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m banned from B&Q. Some bloke in an orange and black uniform walked up to me and asked if I wanted decking… luckily I got the first punch in and neutralised the threat. 8 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Get an axe and place it into his skull. 8 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Brilliant . 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was when I originally stole it from Viz’s letterbocks page 20 years ago. 5 hours ago, Prints Harry said: That is an old one ..possibly one of Scotty's. 5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I still think it's good .Fucking awful about John lennon being shot , I can't fucking believe it . 4 hours ago, Prints Harry said: There others .. there was one called Zit. 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Viz ‘Top-Tips’ was always brilliant. ‘Teach children the value of money by bursting their football.’ ‘Tie some balloons to the rear bumper of your car. Then glue some drawing pins to the back wall of your garage. When you reverse in, you will hear a loud pop to let you know you’re nearly there!’ 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: I like the first one.A soul that suffered serious damage thought that one up .Its quite sinister when you think deeply about it . 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Digestive biscuits with melted cheese on them make ideal mini-pizzas!’ 30 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm subjecting this response to a dissecting microscope up to 50x magnification. 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ape. If you were enjoying a half of shandy at the Toby Carvery after a massive Christmas dinner (which you’d booked the previous January), waiting patiently for your x/mas pudding (with brandy butter) to arrive, then to your horror Drew and ELC rocked in drunk on cheap cider and spoiled your whole day by calling you a cunt perhaps, which one of them would you put in their place first? (And why?) 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m starting to suspect that Harold and ELC haven’t really taken to you. Are you disappointed? 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Then I'd need a blood spatter recreation kit which costs money. Can you sub me a pony? 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘Don’t pay large amounts of money for expensive private car number plates. Simply change your name to match your car’s registration and…hey presto!’ Mr WDM 136T Skipton. Yorkshire. 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He's taunting you. Don't trust him. 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Brilliant. What a fucking bunch of desperate, boring wankrats you all are. Go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 37 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: An interesting dilemma, Bill. For me to answer, I’d need to know what time of day this hypothetical travesty occurred. Around 3.30PM I’d guess, while King Sausage Fingers the first is addressing his adoring subjects on the tele, Queen Camilla is changing her Tena pants, Andrew is watching Gary Glitters 1974 Christmas DVD and Kate is pleading with Wills for another day out in public if she promises not to talk to anyone about his girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 42 minutes ago, Frank said: Brilliant. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Fuck off. It won't be long now, Billy. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What a fucking bunch of desperate, boring wankrats you all are. Go to bed. Multi-quoting, You've turned into Ding 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 On 31/05/2024 at 09:58, ChildeHarold said: Welcome. Evading military service? Come to Britain. Get re-housed, benefits, a leg up etc. This is how they behave the fuckers... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-67850395.amp According to the 2021 UK census, there were 24,812 Eritrean-born residents in the UK fleeing human rights abuses, religious persecution, and compulsory national service. In 2021, the UK census recorded 24,812 Eritrean-born residents, with the majority living in London, particularly in Brixton and Stockwell. Between September 2021 and September 2022, people from Eritrea had an asylum grant rate of over 97%. University student Al-Zubier Adem fled human rights abuses in Eritrea as a teenager, making a perilous journey across Africa and Europe to build a new life in the UK. Here he tells his story and calls for a more humane government policy towards people fleeing conflict and persecution. I came to the UK in early 2014 as a refugee at the age of 17. I left Eritrea in late 2013 when I was in 10th grade, so I didn't even finish school. The Eritrean regime is not nice. You have to do military service or leave the country – there are no other options. Young people leave Eritrea to escape the compulsory national service. The majority of Eritreans coming to the UK have remained in London, with Brixton and Stockwell as the main areas where people from Eritrea live and socialise. I wish to escape human rights abuses in the UK.My culture is being systematically dismantled , everything I once held dear and used as a point of moral reference has gone. I'm threatened with persecution should I state my objection to Islamic, Christian, voodoo, witchcraft and other forms of superstitious mumbo jumbo .I must believe Zelensky is a Saint .I must hug love and hand over money to illegal immigrants , I must be controlled and filmed and nicked for the slightest of mistakes whilst rapists get on a plane and fuck off back to their shit hole never to be seen again. The UK police force must be imprisoned for implementing the law against non Caucasians. I'm going to seek citizenship in Eritrea it's more civilised . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 49 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I wish to escape human rights abuses in the UK.My culture is being systematically dismantled , everything I once held dear and used as a point of moral reference has gone. I'm threatened with persecution should I state my objection to Islamic, Christian, voodoo, witchcraft and other forms of superstitious mumbo jumbo .I must believe Zelensky is a Saint .I must hug love and hand over money to illegal immigrants , I must be controlled and filmed and nicked for the slightest of mistakes whilst rapists get on a plane and fuck off back to their shit hole never to be seen again. The UK police force must be imprisoned for implementing the law against non Caucasians. I'm going to seek citizenship in Eritrea it's more civilised . FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 55 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE 55 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE Naa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 On 31/05/2024 at 10:39, Neil said: More backward cunts. They're very progressive. If their wife disagrees they will only beat them rather than murder them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 I have just found this old photo of @ChildeHarold and @entitled little cunt as children back in 1901 .. look how cocky ELC looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I'm threatened with persecution should I state my objection to Islamic, Christian, voodoo, witchcraft and other forms of superstitious mumbo jumbo . Be very careful, I am Baron Samedi... Loa of the dead. If in doubt put ITV on now, I'm on the telly causing James Bond all sorts of shit and you're no James Bond elc, so watch yourself. I have a Voodoo doll of you (it's a spastic one lol) and I might give it some stabs in the bollocks later, however you appear to be miserable enough judging by your one dimensional output. The Corner is a great place to let off steam, have a laugh and or rant... however your output is utter shit elc, constantly moaning about the same shit and subject without any humour whatsoever, even renowned Corner bore @Prints Harry has told you to shut the fuck up, which in itself would cause most to seriously reflect upon themselves and their conduct. You must have a shit life if all have to do with your day is moan on here about the same old shit and God forbid you have a poor partner and/or family that have to put up with you. Such is your arrogance, you'll ignore the various members who have all told you to shut up, change the record or kill yourself won't you? You stupid little cunt. I hope you end up in a home with illegals employed to wipe the spastic drool from your big, stupid mouth. Fuck off cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Be very careful, I am Baron Samedi... Loa of the dead. If in doubt put ITV on now, I'm on the telly causing James Bond all sorts of shit and you're no James Bond elc, so watch yourself. I have a Voodoo doll of you (it's a spastic one lol) and I might give it some stabs in the bollocks later, however you appear to be miserable enough judging by your one dimensional output. The Corner is a great place to let off steam, have a laugh and or rant... however your output is utter shit elc, constantly moaning about the same shit and subject without any humour whatsoever, even renowned Corner bore @Prints Harry has told you to shut the fuck up, which in itself would cause most to seriously reflect upon themselves. You must have a shit life, elc if all have to do with your day is moan on here about the same old shit and God forbid you have poor partner or family that have to put up with you. Such is your arrogance, you'll ignore the various members who have all told you to shut up, change the record or kill yourself won't you? You stupid little cunt. I cannot help but think you'd be better off dead, elc. Fuck off cunt. My god, I've had an epiphany and it's all down to your quite brilliant decimation of my life that you know nothing about .At first I thought you were just a bit of a gen z cunt without a pot to piss in who thinks he knows it all , which is pretty normal .You're more than that .Deluded and a bit of a keyboard hard man .You're comparisons to Mr.Bond is rather odd to say the least. I'd have you down for a bit of a Brooke Bond personally. You base your opinion on the misapprehension that I give a fuck what people think , especially you .Its you who needs to prick up their ears and wave a wet finger in the air.The breeze is blowing a particular way and its not yours .Go and do what you do in your world , I dont care what you think say or do and your veiled threats are hilarious. You've been making them for months and its obvious it's not you .Play to your strengths silly boy , that's when you've worked out what they are .TTFN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 4 hours ago, Prints Harry said: I have just found this old photo of @ChildeHarold and @entitled little cunt as children back in 1901 .. look how cocky ELC looks. Where did you get that from ? Daddy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Naa. Again , Naaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 7 hours ago, Prints Harry said: I have just found this old photo of @ChildeHarold and @entitled little cunt as children back in 1901 .. look how cocky ELC looks. Ancestry does a great job for family tree research but like everything else they are fucking robbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I wish to escape human rights abuses in the UK.My culture is being systematically dismantled , everything I once held dear and used as a point of moral reference has gone. I'm threatened with persecution should I state my objection to Islamic, Christian, voodoo, witchcraft and other forms of superstitious mumbo jumbo .I must believe Zelensky is a Saint .I must hug love and hand over money to illegal immigrants , I must be controlled and filmed and nicked for the slightest of mistakes whilst rapists get on a plane and fuck off back to their shit hole never to be seen again. The UK police force must be imprisoned for implementing the law against non Caucasians. I'm going to seek citizenship in Eritrea it's more civilised . That's right. Freedom of movement after a good bowel movement. You will get both in Eritrea. Tap water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 8 hours ago, Prints Harry said: I have just found this old photo of @ChildeHarold and @entitled little cunt as children back in 1901 .. look how cocky ELC looks. I can’t see your sisters in this photo. I assume it was taken after they disowned you and fucked off, never to speak to you again and dying happy. This was your golden era when everything was black and white, wasn’t it geezer? Harold Lloyd… 🎶A pair of bollocks and a smile🎶 Stan and Ollie…. “That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into” (I bet you thought that every time you were taking a ‘stand up’ piss, and looked down in horror at the abomination struggling to break free from your big hairy man hand). Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I can’t see your sisters in this photo. I assume it was taken after they disowned you and fucked off, never to speak to you again and dying happy. This was your golden era when everything was black and white, wasn’t it geezer? Harold Lloyd… 🎶A pair of bollocks and a smile🎶 Stan and Ollie…. “That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into” (I bet you thought that every time you were taking a ‘stand up’ piss, and looked down in horror at the abomination struggling to break free from your big hairy man hand). Fuck off. If I was that old I'd volunteer for the Welcome Trust so they could run tests on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Old Mother Shipton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 55 minutes ago, ProfB said: Old Mother Shipton? She was a cave monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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