Witheredscrote Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 Just now, Eddie said: And then you woke up on Brighton beach in your piss soaked shorts, penniless and clutching your bottle of white lightning. Forget this shit. We are sitting here waiting for Frank's arrival, and as usual, he is late. Probably broken down enroute in that Peugeot 504 coupe again, and sodomising his sausage dog, whilst awaiting depannage. Brighton indeed. Fuck you chocco. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 56 minutes ago, Eddie said: And then you woke up on Brighton beach in your piss soaked shorts, penniless and clutching your bottle of white lightning. I can’t fucking believe someone’s spelled it properly at last. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can’t fucking believe someone’s spelled it properly at last. You're now the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can’t fucking believe someone’s spelled it properly at last. Tooth bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can’t fucking believe someone’s spelled it properly at last. It’s easy when you have several empty bottles scattered around the front room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 1 hour ago, Eddie said: It’s easy when you have several empty bottles scattered around the front room. Was that white van your's? https://today.rtl.lu/news/world/a/2209681.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 9 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: Was that white van your's? https://today.rtl.lu/news/world/a/2209681.html I thought it was that feckless Choc-ice cunt, @Old Chap Raasclaat who drove the delivery van? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Tooth bleach? Have you smelled that shit when someone opens a bottle? How the fuck could anyone drink it. At least Babycham didn’t smell like Nitromors industrial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 20 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Hi, it's a warm evening here in S.W. France. I am sitting under a Silk tree, with friends (French naturally), sipping Chardonnay. Will you kindly just fuck off, and enjoy your beans on toast. This is enough to tell me you're bullshitting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This is enough to tell me you're bullshitting. He could have really gilded the lily and said he was in a restaurant car park playing pertank with a load of other geriatric hee-hawing fuckwits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 19 quests & no corner chums to chat with - left to entertain everyone on my todd. Okay, why did the chicken cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 39 minutes ago, ProfB said: 19 quests & no corner chums to chat with - left to entertain everyone on my todd. Okay, why did the chicken cross the road? To escape from the chicken shagger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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