Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 3 hours ago, Prints Harry said: You bastard where did you get that shot of me? I believe Cammell Lairds performed your Bris. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I believe Cammell Lairds performed your Bris. lol. Fuck off you boring shit head. Talk plain English or start up your own solo site called Dyslexic Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Fuck off you boring shit head. Talk plain English or start up your own solo site called Dyslexic Corner. Without so much as a hint of self-awareness. Remarkable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Without so much as a hint of self-awareness. Remarkable. How about Countdown with Dyslexic in the Countdown Corner. What's fucking 2+2? Cunt. How many letters in shit? Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I believe Cammell Lairds performed your Bris. lol. I bet that a camel has humped you more times than Saddam Hussein's donkey was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 58 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: I bet that a camel has humped you more times than Saddam Hussein's donkey was. Shut up Donkey Dick, and after you’ve shut the fuck up please fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: How about Countdown with Dyslexic in the Countdown Corner. What's fucking 2+2? Cunt. How many letters in shit? Cunt. CNUTDOWN. 🤣 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: CNUTDOWN. 🤣 Problem with having Dyslexic on a live show is who's going to take him to the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Problem with having Dyslexic on a live show is who's going to take him to the toilet? Throw a brick at his head and put him on one of those 999 programs, the ones where people suffer horrendous injuries and an entire film and sound crew are their as they gasp for breath . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 25 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Throw a brick at his head and put him on one of those 999 programs, the ones where people suffer horrendous injuries and an entire film and sound crew are their as they gasp for breath . I wonder whether they share the same 13amp socket as the life support machine. Unplugging accidents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 On 26/05/2024 at 18:38, Eric Cuntman said: I’m too young to have done national service. It’s well known that I was in the SAS and got kicked out for being too hard and making all the others look like little girls. And the dead paki I hid in the Land Rover. How did you get rid of curry stains, lemon juice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: How did you get rid of curry stains, lemon juice? Ask John Major. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 On 30/05/2024 at 19:15, King Billy said: Shut up Donkey Dick, and after you’ve shut the fuck up please fuck off. Another "fuck off" from the King of Comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 20 minutes ago, scotty said: Ask John Major. Good old Edwina, shagging her would be like wrapping your knob in a greasy pancake, whilst dripping lemon juice into the Jap's eye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Good old Edwina, shagging her would be like wrapping your knob in a greasy pancake, whilst dripping lemon juice into the Jap's eye. And how would anyone know what that felt like? Disgusting fucking crepe Suzette molesting pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And how would anyone know what that felt like? Disgusting fucking crepe Suzette molesting pervert. Says the man, that according to rumours (Frank), has a cock that smells of battered haddock and Sarsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And how would anyone know what that felt like? Disgusting fucking crepe Suzette molesting pervert. Real men flambé mid coitus, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Real men flambé mid coitus, Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Mine is considerably bigger, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 19 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Mine is considerably bigger, Frank. What? If you are referring to your knob, most probably. If you are referring to his ego, definitely no. What a sack of pretentious shit he really is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Mine is considerably bigger, Frank. Bigger hammock .. are you a 350 kilo cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 18 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Good old Edwina, shagging her would be like wrapping your knob in a greasy pancake, whilst dripping lemon juice into the Jap's eye. Have you met the wife, Withers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 10 hours ago, Frank said: Copy and paste an ad lifted from Stonewall Monthly mag. You bluffing derelict moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 9 Author Report Share Posted June 9 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Copy and paste an ad lifted from Stonewall Monthly mag. You bluffing derelict moron. You missed the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 On 08/06/2024 at 15:18, ChildeHarold said: Another "fuck off" from the King of Comedy. Here all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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