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Guest entitled little cunt
12 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re talking fucking shit, as usual. Hunchbacked spastic. 

Hunchbacked ? Where did that come from fatboy?

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1 hour ago, Neil said:

Morning Frank, did you hear about the Dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?   He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

Fuck me, Neil. Arthur Negus examined that joke in 1979 on Antiques Roadshow you daft, less-than-contemporary cunt.

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37 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Fuck me, Neil. Arthur Negus examined that joke in 1979 on Antiques Roadshow you daft, less-than-contemporary cunt.

Says the cunt in the 17th century titfer and the 'year old Bentley'.

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2 hours ago, Neil said:

Morning Frank, did you hear about the Dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?   He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

Then there’s the dyslexic rockstar who choked to death on his own Vimto.

Old MacDonald had dyslexia…E-I-J-Q-L! lol & fuck off.

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15 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

As you do.

It's an interesting story of how the "impartial" justice system bends over backwards to accommodate the rich and powerful.  I don’t think he even had to attend the court as he was holed up in a five star private clinic during the whole process and one of his Chelsea barrister friends spoke for him in court. 

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5 hours ago, Neil said:

I was on my way to test drive one when I saw one on its roof, put me off so I got the 4x4 instead,best drive of any car I had. Shit to a blanket

The XR4x4 was the better car all round. But if you gave me the choice now, I’d still want the Cossie. The other fast fords I covet are the MK2 Escort RS2000 and the MK3 RS1600i.

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I don't understand the mentality of the idiot cunt that came up with this gimmick.

The only logic to it is testing the water to see if many mugs would actually hold national service in high regard and want to go and die for the rainbow dildo in a muddy field or some wind blown desolate shit pan.

Besides, looking at what is proposed, it seems like an expansion of the current national citizen service scheme open to 16-17 year olds.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Then there’s the dyslexic rockstar who choked to death on his own Vimto.

Old MacDonald had dyslexia…E-I-J-Q-L! lol & fuck off.

Dyslexia Rules K.O

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The XR4x4 was the better car all round. But if you gave me the choice now, I’d still want the Cossie. The other fast fords I covet are the MK2 Escort RS2000 and the MK3 RS1600i.

'Er indoors had the RS Turbo Escort, like driving on bare rims

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Guest entitled little cunt
7 hours ago, The Beast said:

I don't understand the mentality of the idiot cunt that came up with this gimmick.

The only logic to it is testing the water to see if many mugs would actually hold national service in high regard and want to go and die for the rainbow dildo in a muddy field or some wind blown desolate shit pan.

Besides, looking at what is proposed, it seems like an expansion of the current national citizen service scheme open to 16-17 year olds.

 

 

The parade ground will be fucking hilarious. "Now then , now then what's your name you 'orrible little man , a right regular  little lord Fontleroy ain't ya "

"Sir , my pronouns are her , them  or Bunty squeezy bum" 

 

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Guest entitled little cunt
On 26/05/2024 at 18:30, ChildeHarold said:

Imagine... Eh? 

There's no heaven,  its easy if you try .

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Guest entitled little cunt
11 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Where did it come from? It’s probably genetic.

That must also explain my larger than average penis .The goats in Grandads village did walk with a rather odd gate .

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Guest entitled little cunt
On 26/05/2024 at 19:11, camberwell gypsy said:

Are you Lewis Collins?

More lewis capaldi 

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3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

That must also explain my larger than average penis .The goats in Grandads village did walk with a rather odd gate .

You’re a way larger than average prick, that’s for sure.

Was it an XNOR gate or a NAND?

Imbecile.

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Guest entitled little cunt
2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re a way larger than average prick, that’s for sure.

Was it an XNOR gate or a NAND?

Imbecile.

No  it was the garden gate .Very clever goats .Fat boy first class cunt .

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