Eric Cuntman Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Lewis Collins? Was it the ‘74 Capri 3.0s that gave it away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was it the ‘74 Capri 3.0s that gave it away? The geezer's car. My brother had one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The geezer's car. My brother had one. ….until the Old Bill took it off him and returned it to the ‘geezer’ down the road who actually owned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: ….until the Old Bill took it off him and returned it to the ‘geezer’ down the road who actually owned it. It was the Old Bill who got it for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was it the ‘74 Capri 3.0s that gave it away? Was there a black one with gold coachlines like the Lotus JPS colours ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 26 Author Report Share Posted May 26 40 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Was there a black one with gold coachlines like the Lotus JPS colours ?. My idol Mike Brewer (and either Ant or Ed) did a show on one of those in the USA. A poor man's Mustang. They were hot for awhile then rapidly lost favour, ended up as pigs hard to get rid of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Was there a black one with gold coachlines like the Lotus JPS colours ?. Wouldn’t that be gorgeous. I think they only came with the wide grey graphics and letter ‘s’ down the side. The 3rd generation was the best looking. The 2.8 Laser in black and grey with the red separator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wouldn’t that be gorgeous. I think they only came with the wide grey graphics and letter ‘s’ down the side. The 3rd generation was the best looking. The 2.8 Laser in black and grey with the red separator. I've looked it up , they did do a JPS , a 2 litre .I had a red Capri with chocolate brown velour interior when I was a kid.I did the makets in it , I could get tons of stuff in the back and then fucked off to Europe in it for years .That was a trusty old lump . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 The Tickford Crapi was the one to have but, they all handled like shit at the end of the day, even the 1.3L. Yes, those cunts at Ford liked a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 With white teeth like this how can you be opposed to conscription : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 27 Author Report Share Posted May 27 The Tories are a fatal combination of WICKED and INCOMPETENT with complete lack of SHAME. I don’t think I've witnessed such a fucking deplorable state of affairs in Britain since the Hamiltons were taking money off Fayed. Actually it's a million times worse than that. First KwasiBoatengBaedCOCKwhatthe fuck says "It will encourage social cohesion" THEN SunakerACKERFUCKERSchapper says "It will put Britain on a war footing" When we all know IT WILL ACHIEVE NONE OF THOSE THINGS and be a TOTAL WASTE of the £2.5billion figure plucked out of thin air to cover it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: My idol Mike Brewer (and either Ant or Ed) did a show on one of those in the USA. A poor man's Mustang. They were hot for awhile then rapidly lost favour, ended up as pigs hard to get rid of. Dolly Sprints were more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 17 hours ago, and said: Won't fuckin' happen, the administration costs of getting this shit-show on the road, will outweigh any benefit to the country. The taxpayer will be shafted yet again. Who, in their right mind, would want the job of herding a shower of recalcitrant teenagers into doing anything constructive anyway? The army? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 27 Author Report Share Posted May 27 11 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: Dolly Sprints were more fun. Looked better and more practical as well. The inside of the Capri was pinched to say least. Even front seats were tight. Triumph produced some great motors all fun to drive and good lookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 Fuckin' Tory cunts, burn the lot of 'em! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 34 minutes ago, Eddie said: The army? Oh yeah, you can imagine a RSM playing nursemaid to a bunch of fuckin' teenagers, they'd be screaming for their mummies in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 27 Author Report Share Posted May 27 39 minutes ago, Eddie said: The army? War is a hi tech specialised game now, not WW1 cannon fodder. Our depleted army hasn't the equipment to fight properly now let alone look after any gauche spotty snotty nosed teenagers. It will end up like games classes with a supply teacher at school - fucking whiteboard and worksheets with an agency supplied brain dead fucker come out of retirement a LONG way from any real contact with army or essential services. The old mantras of "life skills" "literacy and numeracy" are fucking being rolled out. This is the "con" in Conservatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 27 Author Report Share Posted May 27 4 minutes ago, and said: Oh yeah, you can imagine a RSM playing nursemaid to a bunch of fuckin' teenagers, they'd be screaming for their mummies in no time. But they want to be working in a proper army turning out soldiers NOT CHILD MINDING! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 19 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: I'm scratching my bollocks trying to work out what benefit this left field announcement has to anyone, including the Tories - Sunak's really lost it with this one. So is Pen, Mikey. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 4 hours ago, Prints Harry said: With white teeth like this how can you be opposed to conscription : You could use your own weapon and join the Bengal Lancers. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 27 Author Report Share Posted May 27 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You could use your own weapon and join the Bengal Lancers. lol. Get back to your filthy cantinas in Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The Tickford Crapi was the one to have but, they all handled like shit at the end of the day, even the 1.3L. Yes, those cunts at Ford liked a joke. True story: In the late 80s, Essex police’s Stanway Traffic division bought three Sierra Cosworths to use as motorway chase cars. After a month, they phoned Ford UK and said that two of them had nose dived into the road and ripped off the front bumpers and radiators. Ford sent some engineers. They asked why the ‘Whale Tail’ spoilers had been removed? The police said they took them off because they were unbecoming of a police car. Derrrrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: True story: In the late 80s, Essex police’s Stanway Traffic division bought three Sierra Cosworths to use as motorway chase cars. After a month, they phoned Ford UK and said that two of them had nose dived into the road and ripped off the front bumpers and radiators. Ford sent some engineers. They asked why the ‘Whale Tail’ spoilers had been removed? The police said they took them off because they were unbecoming of a police car. Derrrrrr! Proof that you don't need brains to be a copper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The Tickford Crapi was the one to have but, they all handled like shit at the end of the day, even the 1.3L. Yes, those cunts at Ford liked a joke. I know it’s a stupid question but ‘did you ever try driving one when you were sober?’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Looked better and more practical as well. The inside of the Capri was pinched to say least. Even front seats were tight. Triumph produced some great motors all fun to drive and good lookers. I like the GT6 And the vitesse .I had both in my younger days .Fuck those things knew how to rust . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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