ChildeHarold Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 Anyone got any thoughts, personal memories, TV based anecdotes? The class of 1955 is fast receding into history. Their service to this country will become a distant memory. I'm thinking, this is another polls driven tactic by the tories like Rwanda - throw (waste) a lot of money at a problem to achieve very little except kudos with some people. Unlike Scandinavia and Germany any British scheme is likely to be cheap classroom based sessions and a few weekends away under canvas with little quality experience of life and work placements such as with the emergency or health service. Oh no... that would cost money and require investment in people. The lack of this sort of investment that has got us to this position today - a total ramshackle disorganised society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 Cue the list of exemptions so the feckless wasters of society will still be able to sit on their arse doing fuck all. ADHD, Asperger's, long COVID, dyslexia, back ache and flat feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Cue the list of exemptions... dyslexia Don't ask, don't spell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 26 Author Report Share Posted May 26 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Cue the list of exemptions so the feckless wasters of society will still be able to sit on their arse doing fuck all. ADHD, Asperger's, long COVID, dyslexia, back ache and flat feet. I'm sorry you're suffering from all that. Get well soon🙏 Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Anyone got any thoughts, personal memories, TV based anecdotes? The class of 1955 is fast receding into history. Their service to this country will become a distant memory. I'm thinking, this is another polls driven tactic by the tories like Rwanda - throw (waste) a lot of money at a problem to achieve very little except kudos with some people. Unlike Scandinavia and Germany any British scheme is likely to be cheap classroom based sessions and a few weekends away under canvas with little quality experience of life and work placements such as with the emergency or health service. Oh no... that would cost money and require investment in people. The lack of this sort of investment that has got us to this position today - a total ramshackle disorganised society. Won't fuckin' happen, the administration costs of getting this shit-show on the road, will outweigh any benefit to the country. The taxpayer will be shafted yet again. Who, in their right mind, would want the job of herding a shower of recalcitrant teenagers into doing anything constructive anyway? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 Can anyone remember the python sketch of poof soldiers on parade ?".I'll scratch your eyes out you bitch ".Once again Python becomes reality .Imagine, yes sir Mr.Sgt Major , my pronoun is they , them.To call me otherwise is against my human rights .Sunak has finally sniffed too much Indian seasoning and gone mental , the poor billionaire cunt .He was up the pub the other day having a pint , he's so intouch with ordinary people .I bet he got pissed had a Chinese then puked his ring up on the way back to 10 downing Street. His loyal misses sat with him as he wretched up into the bog at home .Bless him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 25 minutes ago, and said: Won't fuckin' happen, the administration costs of getting this shit-show on the road, will outweigh any benefit to the country. The taxpayer will be shafted yet again. Who, in their right mind, would want the job of herding a shower of recalcitrant teenagers into doing anything constructive anyway? A perv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 40 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Cue the list of exemptions so the feckless wasters of society will still be able to sit on their arse doing fuck all. ADHD, Asperger's, long COVID, dyslexia, back ache and flat feet. I've got a mental health condition. When ever life doesn't go exactly as mummy and daddy told me it would I feel despair .I've tried to commit suicide 47 times .I can't go on .It's all too much .I've been to university and got a media studies degree but I cant find a job that pays 120k p/a . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 29 minutes ago, and said: Won't fuckin' happen, the administration costs of getting this shit-show on the road, will outweigh any benefit to the country. The taxpayer will be shafted yet again. Who, in their right mind, would want the job of herding a shower of recalcitrant teenagers into doing anything constructive anyway? Useless little cunts .Most of them can't workout if they want a flange or a cock . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 46 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Cue the list of exemptions so the feckless wasters of society will still be able to sit on their arse doing fuck all. ADHD, Asperger's, long COVID, dyslexia, back ache and flat feet. CBB, I note that you haven't mentioned alcohol abuse in the above. Why is that, you sad, lonely, smelly old soak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 I'm scratching my bollocks trying to work out what benefit this left field announcement has to anyone, including the Tories - Sunak's really lost it with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 13 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I've got a mental health condition. When ever life doesn't go exactly as mummy and daddy told me it would I feel despair .I've tried to commit suicide 47 times .I can't go on .It's all too much .I've been to university and got a media studies degree but I cant find a job that pays 120k p/a . Which just goes to show what an absolute wanker you are. May I suggest you spend a night on Hampstead Heath. Frank is bound to find you, and you will die of bad Aids within a year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Which just goes to show what an absolute wanker you are. May I suggest you spend a night on Hampstead Heath. Frank is bound to find you, and you will die of bad Aids within a year. I'll find you and bleed all over you before I go . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 26 Author Report Share Posted May 26 Here's the thing. Either you do this well, ££££&£££!, or you don’t bother. You could get away with a cut price belt and braces pig sty operation in the 50s (even the early 60s) when nostalgia for last War in films and on TV, comics etc. still flickered. But it won't cut it today with ANYBODY (not least the military who must be shaking with laughter) as the generation who served 1939-45 who might have felt "serves them bloody right they should get a taste of what I had" isn't around anymore. It's a fucking laughing stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 26 Author Report Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, Prints Harry said: A perv. So that's what you remember of your first night in the army? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 26 Author Report Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Can anyone remember the python sketch of poof soldiers on parade ?".I'll scratch your eyes out you bitch ".Once again Python becomes reality .Imagine, yes sir Mr.Sgt Major , my pronoun is they , them.To call me otherwise is against my human rights .Sunak has finally sniffed too much Indian seasoning and gone mental , the poor billionaire cunt .He was up the pub the other day having a pint , he's so intouch with ordinary people .I bet he got pissed had a Chinese then puked his ring up on the way back to 10 downing Street. His loyal misses sat with him as he wretched up into the bog at home .Bless him. Imagine... Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Anyone got any thoughts, personal memories, TV based anecdotes? The class of 1955 is fast receding into history. Their service to this country will become a distant memory. I'm thinking, this is another polls driven tactic by the tories like Rwanda - throw (waste) a lot of money at a problem to achieve very little except kudos with some people. Unlike Scandinavia and Germany any British scheme is likely to be cheap classroom based sessions and a few weekends away under canvas with little quality experience of life and work placements such as with the emergency or health service. Oh no... that would cost money and require investment in people. The lack of this sort of investment that has got us to this position today - a total ramshackle disorganised society. I’m too young to have done national service. It’s well known that I was in the SAS and got kicked out for being too hard and making all the others look like little girls. And the dead paki I hid in the Land Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 26 Author Report Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: I've got a mental health condition. When ever life doesn't go exactly as mummy and daddy told me it would I feel despair .I've tried to commit suicide 47 times .I can't go on .It's all too much .I've been to university and got a media studies degree but I cant find a job that pays 120k p/a . So you've squandered your Grandmother's inheritance? Sold the silver candlesticks. Ebayed Dad's collection of Folio books. Run up various tabs for alcohol at every corner shop in town. AnB'd a luxury villa in Ibiza that didn't belong to you. Tried to claim damages for a trip and fall on the pavement. Submitted yourself for medical trials at University College Hospital. Tried a hard core porn JustforFans venture with a few like minded wasters. Entered and was rejected in auditions for Dragons Den The Voice Big Brother Dinner Date Disabled Dinner Date Very Spastic Dinner Date (with a special feeding bag like wat a horse has) Gone through a thousand Lotto scratch cards and a million nights at the Bingo Hall. .... 😛 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So you've squandered your Grandmother's inheritance? Sold the silver candlesticks. Ebayed Dad's collection of Folio books. Run up various tabs for alcohol at every corner shop in town. AnB'd a luxury villa in Ibiza that didn't belong to you. Tried to claim damages for a trip and fall on the pavement. Submitted yourself for medical trials at University College Hospital. Tried a hard core porn JustforFans venture with a few like minded wasters. Entered and was rejected in auditions for Dragons Den The Voice Big Brother Dinner Date Disabled Dinner Date Very Spastic Dinner Date (with a special feeding bag like wat a horse has) Gone through a thousand Lotto scratch cards and a million nights at the Bingo Hall. .... 😛 It's as if you have an insight into my life. You have a gift .All I want is a black Audi with a prat plate and my life will be complete. I'll be able to hold my head up high in society and treat those who haven't got a black Audi with a prat plate like the shit they are .It's not much to ask for . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So that's what you remember of your first night in the army? That would have been the "Sally Am". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 26 Author Report Share Posted May 26 8 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: That would have been the "Sally Am". Which branch? I reckon you're a Worcester boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 My first thought was "send all the dinghy sailors off as soon as they set foot on old blighty" but then I wondered whether we'd want hundreds of fucking sand shufflers being proficient in weapons walking around after being demobbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m too young to have done national service. It’s well known that I was in the SAS and got kicked out for being too hard and making all the others look like little girls. And the dead paki I hid in the Land Rover. Are you Lewis Collins? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 22 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: It's as if you have an insight into my life. You have a gift .All I want is a black Audi with a prat plate and my life will be complete. I'll be able to hold my head up high in society and treat those who haven't got a black Audi with a prat plate like the shit they are .It's not much to ask for . I'm sure there's plenty of black prats that drive Audis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure there's plenty of black prats that drive Audis. The Audi is the common denominator. Very common indeed . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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