Miles Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: Either way, I'm certainly smaller than your 'feminine' bulk of 6'6. Lolololol. I'm shrinking .. I'm 5'4" chortle lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 52 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: That puts you at 3'6" or less. Considerably shorter than your award winning trouser appendage. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You use this a lot. Are you normal sized or a little person yourself? It’s just that I’ve been quite creeped out by midgets ever since I saw that photo of Warwick Davis’s family that was posted here. If you could just answer a few quick questions, I can eliminate you from enquiries. DWARF TEST 1) Have you ever worked in a chocolate factory? 2) Could you fly one of @Ape™️’s helicopters without a remote control? 3) Do you need a pogo-stick to reach the wank mag shelf? 4) Do you know someone named Mike D? 5) Are you in any panto’s this Christmas? 6) Do you rep-er-esent the lollipop guild? 7) Are you the same size as Ant and Dec? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 58 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: No No, it doesn't surprise me the cunty cunt is in to flying model aircraft.Fucking wiggy prick .I bet that's a great chat up line "I like remote control models " Yes Who? Yes , I'm fucking an ugly sister up the ring . I like chubby chops .(the logo was designed by Andy Warhol , not many people know that) Thank you for your cooperation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Gove is the latest Rat to scurry into a lifeboat, That’s the first time I’ve heard the cubicles in the gents down at the Admiral Duncan described in that way, but then, like you Doc I’m not a shirtlifter, so I’m never surprised nowadays by the ingenious manipulation of our English language by the deviant community. The thing about Gove that’s always puzzled me though is he looks so normal and yet his wife left him, hinting that he had a lot of explaining to do to the public about his personal life, if the fake news MSM asked him the right questions and he felt inclined to answer them. But alas that didn’t happen (surprise surprise). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you for your cooperation. No problem, a pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’s the first time I’ve heard the cubicles in the gents down at the Admiral Duncan described in that way, but then, like you Doc I’m not a shirtlifter, so I’m never surprised nowadays by the ingenious manipulation of our English language by the deviant community. The thing about Gove that’s always puzzled me though is he looks so normal and yet his wife left him, hinting that he had a lot of explaining to do to the public about his personal life, if the fake news MSM asked him the right questions and he felt inclined to answer them. But alas that didn’t happen (surprise surprise). Most Mp's are queers , perverts and weirdo's. Carole "big tits " vorderman quoted 10% of members of Parliament are under investigation for sexual offences .How accurate that is who knows but it wouldn't surprise me .They are self serving , corrupt cunts of the highest order .The cunts have ignored the blood scandal for 30 years now all of them are bending over backwards to show their sympathy , same as the post office shit .They should all be done away with, hopefully with a pop through the back of the head and replaced by those who do not seek power or control over others . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: No problem, a pleasure. The ‘Chupa Chups’ logo was Salvador Dali by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The ‘Chupa Chups’ logo was Salvador Dali by the way. Lol.No one likes a clever cunt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 17 hours ago, Prints Harry said: I'm shrinking .. I'm 5'4" chortle lol. My friend Willie had a ten-foot dick, He showed it to the girl next-door, She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake, And now it's only five-foot four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 I have no idea why this election was called, I thought he would hang on to the very last day like Major-Ball did in 1997 to milk the tits off it. I don't go in for the war with Russia being a reason and we haven't yet been told, according to Bridgen. If we were at war with Russia already we would know about it. The fact a lot of senior tories were caught off guard shows there is an urgency to get a new government in. What that is, I don't know. I won't be participating, not even to write insults on the ballot paper. To quote our leaned colleague @Rev..... I want them all dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 4 hours ago, The Beast said: I have no idea why this election was called, I thought he would hang on to the very last day like Major-Ball did in 1997 to milk the tits off it. I don't go in for the war with Russia being a reason and we haven't yet been told, according to Bridgen. If we were at war with Russia already we would know about it. The fact a lot of senior tories were caught off guard shows there is an urgency to get a new government in. What that is, I don't know. I won't be participating, not even to write insults on the ballot paper. To quote our leaned colleague @Rev..... I want them all dead. I honestly cannot bring myself to vote for any of the cunts, I can’t see how any government can turn this mess of a country around, same applies for most of Europe, a true shit fest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I honestly cannot bring myself to vote for any of the cunts, I can’t see how any government can turn this mess of a country around, same applies for most of Europe, a true shit fest. Spain seems to have a Left Wing government thatdelivering growth and some great levelling up policies. They hate blacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Spain seems to have a Left Wing government thatdelivering growth and some great levelling up policies. They hate blacks. Not all socialist are bad, then! 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 1 minute ago, and said: Not all socialist are bad, then! 😉 I wanted Eddie's opinion. Fuck off. (LOL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I wanted Eddie's opinion. Fuck off. (LOL) CH, it’s common knowledge that I despise myself, Frank can’t stand even a glimpse of himself in his mirror less flat. In fact I’ve invited frank to meet up for a murder suicide pact, streamed live from Lauderdale tower. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 46 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Spain seems to have a Left Wing government thatdelivering growth and some great levelling up policies. They hate blacks. The one in Wales is doing very well, not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: CH, it’s common knowledge that I despise myself, Frank can’t stand even a glimpse of himself in his mirror less flat. In fact I’ve invited frank to meet up for a murder suicide pact, streamed live from Lauderdale tower. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 2 hours ago, Eddie said: I honestly cannot bring myself to vote for any of the cunts, I can’t see how any government can turn this mess of a country around, same applies for most of Europe, a true shit fest. Eddie, for crying out loud, you must vote. You thick fucking odious cunt! https://tactical.vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: The one in Wales is doing very well, not. That's a black guy isn't it it? Shirley Bassey's grandson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: CH, it’s common knowledge that I despise myself, Frank can’t stand even a glimpse of himself in his mirror less flat. In fact I’ve invited frank to meet up for a murder suicide pact, streamed live from Lauderdale tower. As you're in Fort Lauderdale why not pick up a free ride on the weekly mail boat to Freetown Grand Bahamas and give the local sharks a taste of your big black arse? An environmentally friendly suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: CH, it’s common knowledge that I despise myself, Frank can’t stand even a glimpse of himself in his mirror less flat. In fact I’ve invited frank to meet up for a murder suicide pact, streamed live from Lauderdale tower. Is that the same Lauderdale or is yours more Hillingdon? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Is that the same Lauderdale or is yours more Hillingdon? 🤔 Barbican. Franks knows exactly what I’m on about…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 18 minutes ago, Frank said: What? Don’t ‘what’ me you hairless gimp, meet me on the 42 floor and we can make our way up onto the roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Don’t ‘what’ me you hairless gimp, meet me on the 42 floor and we can make our way up onto the roof. I’m in bed, Eddie. I had a row with a Paki black cabbie on Regent Street. He didn’t really do anything untoward, but I told him he was a disgrace to the trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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