Ape™️ Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 34 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Aww, little Ape in his world of make-believe. When he's seen an illegal with his bitch pregnant with her litter push infront of an old woman who could hardly stand at the doctors surgery then give her verbal and threatened others who stepped forward to help her , then you my son, know a fuck about the scum we're dealing with. @King Billy - any idea what this moron is on about? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Just now, Ape™️ said: @King Billy - any idea what this moron is on about? I’m good Ape but not that fucking good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I’m good Ape but not that fucking good. I suspect the idiot that posted it has no idea what he’s on about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I suspect the idiot that posted it has no idea what he’s on about. I don’t know either of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I suspect the idiot that posted it has no idea what he’s on about. Really .Is that right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Really .Is that right. Yes, it’s right. You absolute fucking bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Just now, Ape™️ said: Yes, it’s right. You absolute fucking bellend. You have some intelligence but absolutely no experience .Unfortunately , you believe you are in possession of both attributes .Either one is useless without the other as you so often prove beyond any doubt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said: You have some intelligence but absolutely no experience .Unfortunately , you believe you are in possession of both attributes .Either one is useless without the other as you so often prove beyond any doubt . I believe you’re in possession of neither “attribute”, you mindless fucking dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 23 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I believe you’re in possession of neither “attribute”, you mindless fucking dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Just an idea for anyone like me who questions whether which of the two main (allegedly 🤣politically opposing) parties you vote for, will make any fucking difference whatsoever to the quality of your (already shit) everyday life, your rapidly declining mental well-being, your children’s (male/female/insert any of the 72 other official genders) slim but more likely impossible chance to grow up with the hopes and chances of a good and happy future, that we’ve all lazily, and unforgivably taken for granted since our grandparents and great grandparents (2 genders only) fought for, and in many cases gave up their lives for……… Forget about it. This country, just like every other so called ‘western democracy’ 🤥 is now nothing more than an outdated politically incorrect idea, already consigned by our overlords to the dustbin of the past, to be laughingly mocked in the long distant future by whatever deviant hybrid AI/cockroach mutants have survived the actions of the oh so clever members of the human races persistent and repeated attempts to destroy us all. Don’t say I didn’t warn you all. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Word reaches me via the booming Baritone of Beth Rigby that Gove is the latest Rat to scurry into a lifeboat, and that Rishi is having a day off to huddle with his aides but it’s “definitely not a relaunch”. One of the aides is a Travel Agent. I’d bet my left nut. Still, it’s all bollocks. I’m going to spend the day halfway up the Crown Towers with a Mojito waiting for the PLA Navy to pop up on the Swan. It’s beautiful in the early dawn right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 10 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I believe you’re in possession of neither “attribute”, you mindless fucking dope. Have you had another bad day @Ape™️? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 23 hours ago, King Billy said: Reported. I could have really offended with THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 5 hours ago, Prints Harry said: Have you had another bad day @Ape™️? Let's hope so! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Aww, little Ape in his world of make-believe. When he's seen an illegal with his bitch pregnant with her litter push infront of an old woman who could hardly stand at the doctors surgery then give her verbal and threatened others who stepped forward to help her , then you my son, know a fuck about the scum we're dealing with. You use this a lot. Are you normal sized or a little person yourself? It’s just that I’ve been quite creeped out by midgets ever since I saw that photo of Warwick Davis’s family that was posted here. If you could just answer a few quick questions, I can eliminate you from enquiries. DWARF TEST 1) Have you ever worked in a chocolate factory? 2) Could you fly one of @Ape™️’s helicopters without a remote control? 3) Do you need a pogo-stick to reach the wank mag shelf? 4) Do you know someone named Mike D? 5) Are you in any panto’s this Christmas? 6) Do you rep-er-esent the lollipop guild? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You use this a lot. Are you normal sized or a little person yourself? It’s just that I’ve been quite creeped out by midgets ever since I saw that photo of Warwick Davis’s family that was posted here. If you could just answer a few quick questions, I can eliminate you from enquiries. DWARF TEST 1) Have you ever worked in a chocolate factory? 2) Could you fly one of @Ape™️’s helicopters without a remote control? 3) Do you need a pogo-stick to reach the wank mag shelf? 4) Do you know someone named Mike D? 5) Are you in any panto’s this Christmas? 6) Do you rep-er-esent the lollipop guild? He's a perpetually enraged cunt, so it's odds on he's under 5'5. I'd also wager that his hatred of 'illegals' stems from being cuckolded by a strapping 5'6 kebab shop delivery man. What a nine stone wet weekend of a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's a perpetually enraged cunt, so it's odds on he's under 5'5. I'd also wager that his hatred of 'illegals' stems from being cuckolded by a strapping 5'6 kebab shop delivery man. What a nine stone wet weekend of a man. Where the fuck is Carl Sway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where the fuck is Carl Sway? One would hope dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where the fuck is Carl Sway? Has anyone looked up Elliot Page's arse? Actually, I suspect many, many people have looked up there, but Benny is easy to miss what with being so tiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 On 23/05/2024 at 19:05, peglegtwo said: How will you vote ? Or will any of you yahoo's even vote? I will vote by going to the polling station and putting an X on the appropriate place on the ballot paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's a perpetually enraged cunt, so it's odds on he's under 5'5. I'd also wager that his hatred of 'illegals' stems from being cuckolded by a strapping 5'6 kebab shop delivery man. What a nine stone wet weekend of a man. That puts you at 3'6" or less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: 48 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's a perpetually enraged cunt, so it's odds on he's under 5'5. I'd also wager that his hatred of 'illegals' stems from being cuckolded by a strapping 5'6 kebab shop delivery man. What a nine stone wet weekend of a man. No , I just hate the cunts . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 3 hours ago, and said: Let's hope so! 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You use this a lot. Are you normal sized or a little person yourself? It’s just that I’ve been quite creeped out by midgets ever since I saw that photo of Warwick Davis’s family that was posted here. If you could just answer a few quick questions, I can eliminate you from enquiries. DWARF TEST 1) Have you ever worked in a chocolate factory? 2) Could you fly one of @Ape™️’s helicopters without a remote control? 3) Do you need a pogo-stick to reach the wank mag shelf? 4) Do you know someone named Mike D? 5) Are you in any panto’s this Christmas? 6) Do you rep-er-esent the lollipop guild? No No, it doesn't surprise me the cunty cunt is in to flying model aircraft.Fucking wiggy prick .I bet that's a great chat up line "I like remote control models " Yes Who? Yes , I'm fucking an ugly sister up the ring . I like chubby chops .(the logo was designed by Andy Warhol , not many people know that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 21 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: That puts you at 3'6" or less. Either way, I'm certainly smaller than your 'feminine' bulk of 6'6. Lolololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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