Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 So…this daft little East African Indian has called a snap election because he thinks that the whole fucking country is stupid enough to believe that the economy is ‘improving.’ I couldn’t give a fuck if Labour or the Liberals or the Greens are completely retarded spastics…get some other cunts in. I hate these bent, deviant bastards and I might stand myself as a candidate for the DCP. Tories…utter fuckin cunts…I want them dead. Fuck off. Stanley Baldwin was a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I might stand myself as a candidate for the DCP. Tories…utter fuckin cunts…I want them dead. Fuck off. Stanley Baldwin was a cunt. Degsy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: So…this daft little East African Indian has called a snap election because he thinks that the whole fucking country is stupid enough to believe that the economy is ‘improving.’ I couldn’t give a fuck if Labour or the Liberals or the Greens are completely retarded spastics…get some other cunts in. I hate these bent, deviant bastards and I might stand myself as a candidate for the DCP. Tories…utter fuckin cunts…I want them dead. Fuck off. Stanley Baldwin was a cunt. You , Ape and OCR , imagine you lot with any power over others .Fucking hell , I wouldn't trust any of you with an evil knieval Stunt cycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Any alternative is just as bad .Stammer , lammy and Raynor .She's a horrible ignorant northern smoker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22 Author Report Share Posted May 22 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Degsy? That champagne socialist cunt owns half of Cyprus now. I see him all of the time in the lounge at Goodison. He got filled in at the Derby btw…cried like a little girl too. DCP…Democratic Cunt’s Party. I’ve got you down as Foreign Secretary. Home Secretary? I’m thinking @Stubby Pecker. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 The Tories will win by a landslide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 59 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: You , Ape and OCR , imagine you lot with any power over others .Fucking hell , I wouldn't trust any of you with an evil knieval Stunt cycle. I wouldn't trust them with the power in a PP9 (sic) battery, you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: So…this daft little East African Indian has called a snap election because he thinks that the whole fucking country is stupid enough to believe that the economy is ‘improving.’ I couldn’t give a fuck if Labour or the Liberals or the Greens are completely retarded spastics…get some other cunts in. I hate these bent, deviant bastards and I might stand myself as a candidate for the DCP. Tories…utter fuckin cunts…I want them dead. Fuck off. Stanley Baldwin was a cunt. Our mother of parliaments thrives on citizen cunts like you - the constant cycle of rehash, recycle, rinse, spin and dry. Like Galloway said the two cheeks of the same arse. ..., and now for something completely different! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22 Author Report Share Posted May 22 23 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: The Tories will win by a landslide. I’ll bet you my 1 year old Bentley GTC if you promise to kill your fucking self? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wouldn't trust them with the power in a PP9 (sic) battery, you stupid fucking cunt. There actually is a PP9 battery .It's made for Roberts radio.You are quite correct to scold me though , I did actually mean a PP3.I know how these small details send you and your gang of 3 into an uncontrolled rage . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 17 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll bet you my 1 year old Bentley GTC if you promise to kill your fucking self? You've been saying 1 year old Bentley for 2 years . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: So…this daft little East African Indian has called a snap election because he thinks that the whole fucking country is stupid enough to believe that the economy is ‘improving.’ I couldn’t give a fuck if Labour or the Liberals or the Greens are completely retarded spastics…get some other cunts in. I hate these bent, deviant bastards and I might stand myself as a candidate for the DCP. Tories…utter fuckin cunts…I want them dead. Fuck off. Stanley Baldwin was a cunt. I didn't think much of Stanley Baxter either .Stanley Baker was a fine actor , very much forgotten now which is a shame . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 22 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Our mother of parliaments thrives on citizen cunts like you - the constant cycle of rehash, recycle, rinse, spin and dry. Like Galloway said the two cheeks of the same arse. ..., and now for something completely different! Galloway says a lot of things .He does like the old carpet kneeler types. Someone has to .I went to a post office with a parcel yesterday , quoted me 12.95, told him to ram it up his Ramadan arse , went down the Road to another post office and greeted by a lovely pearly queen type £5 to post .That cunt tried diddling me , the prick .People moan on about Jews, fuck me , carpet kneeler's hate the indigenous population and use people as mobile cash machines. I never shop in their shitty shops if I can help it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22 Author Report Share Posted May 22 18 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: You've been saying 1 year old Bentley for 2 years . They’re not the same car…bellsniff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: They’re not the same car…bellsniff. Do you change it every year? , fuck me the depreciation must be equal to the GDp of a small African nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I’m the best on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22 Author Report Share Posted May 22 3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Do you change it every year? , fuck me the depreciation must be equal to the GDp of a small African nation. Business write off… dickhead. The interior in the new one is something to behold. Connolly hide, vibrating massage seats and a sharpened lance in the front bumper for when I track you down…and I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22 Author Report Share Posted May 22 Drowned brown rat today has one fan…Paula Vennells. That putrid ginger whore would’ve been all over the headlines and fucking finished had it not been for the token dusky wanker calling time on his political career before fucking off to California. I want them both eviscerated, disembowelled and then killed…twice. I fuckin loved that sub-postmasters job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22 Author Report Share Posted May 22 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m the best on here. Fuck off…vagrant, beggar beanie-boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Business write off… dickhead. The interior in the new one is something to behold. Connolly hide, vibrating massage seats and a sharpened lance in the front bumper for when I track you down…and I will. I bet you love the vibrating seats you dirty fucking pervert .I hope that hide is wipe clean , it must be covered in jizz.Shine ultraviolet onto it , it'll light up like Blackpool illuminations. You know women have a belief that men use their cars as a penis extension, the bigger the car the smaller the penis. I have a fiat 500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 51 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Galloway says a lot of things .He does like the old carpet kneeler types. Someone has to .I went to a post office with a parcel yesterday , quoted me 12.95, told him to ram it up his Ramadan arse , went down the Road to another post office and greeted by a lovely pearly queen type £5 to post .That cunt tried diddling me , the prick .People moan on about Jews, fuck me , carpet kneeler's hate the indigenous population and use people as mobile cash machines. I never shop in their shitty shops if I can help it . Please, shut the fuck up. You one trick pony wanker and embarrassment to boot. Truthful translation of you 'story' is... You went into a post office, moaned under your breath about the price to post your parcel. You then paid the money, smiled at the carpet kneeler, wished him a pleasant day and fucked off to your shitty bedsit to eat your Pot Noodle. You are fooling nobody here, elc. You're trying way too hard, you utter piece of cunt. Fuck right off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Please, shut the fuck up. You one trick pony wanker and embarrassment to boot. Truthful translation of you 'story' is... You went into a post office, moaned under your breath about the price to post your parcel. You then paid the money, smiled at the carpet kneeler, wished him a pleasant day and fucked off to your shitty bedsit to eat your Pot Noodle. You are fooling nobody here, elc. You're trying way too hard, you utter piece of cunt. Fuck right off. How bizarre. You have constructed a totally fictitious account of someone else's experience that you were not party to, didn't witness or have any knowledge of other than the account I submitted. As for the bedsit you'll have to use your imagination to a greater extent. My generation have houses, some very nice houses . Your generation have tenancy agreements .I dont think that's fair but that's how it is . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22 Author Report Share Posted May 22 27 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: How bizarre. You have constructed a totally fictitious account of someone else's experience that you were not party to, didn't witness or have any knowledge of other than the account I submitted. As for the bedsit you'll have to use your imagination to a greater extent. My generation have houses, some very nice houses . Your generation have tenancy agreements .I dont think that's fair but that's how it is . From the bottom of my heart, I genuinely hope that you get stage 10 of every organ in your body, tonight. You useless, site-polluting little shitcunt. I also hope that your family come around and clap as you writhe in pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve got you down as Foreign Secretary. Home Secretary? I’m thinking @Stubby Pecker. Thoughts? I’m available for the ‘Ministry of Truth’ gig DC. It sorely needs a new boss to get it back on the right track. So much misinformation and disinformation has been allowed to run rampant recently. I may be the only person that can save it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: From the bottom of my heart, I genuinely hope that you get stage 10 of every organ in your body, tonight. You useless, site-polluting little shitcunt. I also hope that your family come around and clap as you writhe in pain. What do you make of @Frank awarding elc likes, DC? We all know he's a shit stirrer but at least he's doing as he's told... (I told him not to log in whilst either of us are on the leaderboard) lol. It must be sad for a fading Corner character like him to witness his own decline and our rise. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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