ProfB Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 It don't work since I broke it. The pendulum ain't swinging- how do I get the pendulum to swing? Does the corner have a member who is an antique clock repairer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Just now, ProfB said: It don't work since I broke it. The pendulum ain't swinging- how do I get the pendulum to swing? Does the corner have a member who is an antique clock repairer? Take the front or back off and see if the pendulum needs reattaching to the bottom of the mechanism. Or it might need a new ‘antique’ battery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 A pendulum clock is a relatively simple mechanism - much like your good self. If you broke the fucker and can't fix it yourself, take it to an actual "antique clock repairer". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 Eric I love you, but I don't think you are into antique clocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 Just now, Cuntybaws said: BAWS you always attack Prof B - & you know nowt about antique Vienna wall clocks - maybe Mums net would be better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 Cuntspotter would advise, where has he gone, he's supposed to be admin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 If you post bollocks on Cunts Corner, you should expect to be eviscerated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 11 minutes ago, ProfB said: Eric I love you, but I don't think you are into antique clocks? No. I like vroom-vroom cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 36 minutes ago, ProfB said: It don't work since I broke it. The pendulum ain't swinging- how do I get the pendulum to swing? Does the corner have a member who is an antique clock repairer? Spray it with WD40, then hit it with a fuckin' big hammer, usually works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 You frizzy haired old cow - everyone knows not to use dw40 on an antique clock - use it on your fanny. Mrs Roots how do I block folk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 10 minutes ago, ProfB said: You frizzy haired old cow - everyone knows not to use dw40 on an antique clock - use it on your fanny. Mrs Roots how do I block folk? I know a brilliant way of blocking people on here; log off and fuck off. And take your Argos battery "Antique" clock and shove it up your arse. Oh, and welcome back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know a brilliant way of blocking people on here; log off and fuck off. And take your Argos battery "Antique" clock and shove it up your arse. Oh, and welcome back nasty, I will steer clear of the corner, like i wisely did for months once. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 40 minutes ago, and said: Spray it with WD40, then hit it with a fuckin' big hammer, usually works for me. That’s advanced engineering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 16 minutes ago, ProfB said: nasty, I will steer clear of the corner, like i wisely did for months once. Stay. We missed you really. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stay. We missed you really. XXX got my corner mates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Take the pendulum off and put one of Pens massive balls in its place, that swinging thing will keep it going for ages. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 7 minutes ago, ProfB said: XXX got my corner mates Exactly, Prof B. Last time you were here, I hated your fucking guts... Now I only hate you. Don't listen to @camberwell gypsy telling you to fuck off. How's 'Big Kazza'? The slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Stick it on Ebay say it's working perfectly, any complaints say return it, damaged in post and claim insurance. Then fucking chop it for firewood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Take the pendulum off and put one of Pens massive balls in its place, that swinging thing will keep it going for ages. Do you advise rubber gloves or other protection and what about cleaning first? Surely an overnight soak in extra thick bleach is advised? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 1 hour ago, ProfB said: You frizzy haired old cow - everyone knows not to use dw40 on an antique clock - use it on your fanny. Mrs Roots how do I block folk? FFS, I give you some damn good advice, and all you can do is go whining to admin, you ungrateful fuckin' cunt. BTW, keep Big Kazza away from OCR, you've read those stories in the papers about beasts like him stealing money from desperate, lonely, women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Take the front or back off and see if the pendulum needs reattaching to the bottom of the mechanism. Or it might need a new ‘antique’ battery. HP7 batteries are antique I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 16 minutes ago, and said: FFS, I give you some damn good advice, and all you can do is go whining to admin, you ungrateful fuckin' cunt. BTW, keep Big Kazza away from OCR, you've read those stories in the papers about beasts like him stealing money from desperate, lonely, women. The corner is absolute shit, fuck the lot of you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 12 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: HP7 batteries are antique I think. Remember ‘Eveready pp7 power-pack’? big square block with a bit of cardboard you peeled off to expose the terminals. We used to nick them out of yellow ‘Trafilamps’ and fuck about connecting them to car bulbs and Walkman motors. It wasn’t all air rifles and scavenged gunpowder. Parts of my childhood were all Swallows & Amazons-like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember ‘Eveready pp7 power-pack’? big square block with a bit of cardboard you peeled off to expose the terminals. We used to nick them out of yellow ‘Trafilamps’ and fuck about connecting them to car bulbs and Walkman motors. It wasn’t all air rifles and scavenged gunpowder. Parts of my childhood were all Swallows & Amazons-like. I think that we used PP7 batteries in those big bardic handlamps that we used to wack passengers with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: The corner is absolute shit, fuck the lot of you. Evening Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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