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Charging to park your car on Dartmoor


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6 hours ago, Neil said:

I'm staying in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse!

Cunts

You were charged to park your arse? Was it worth it?

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5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

As the founding member of the British association of doggers it's with dismay I read your post .It's getting harder to park up,  flash the lights and have a group of unwashed illegals do their business over my rotund wife. It's utterly disgusting , they'll be charging us to breathe next .Anyway A6 lay-by on cold rainy Wednesday nights only if you're interested .

A6 lay-by? Are you James Hanratty? 

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6 hours ago, Neil said:

I'm staying in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse!

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Neil, you fucking pig. Why the fuck are you acting with complete incredulity that car parks charge money as if it's some new fangled scheme? 

Pull some coppers out of your fat arse crack and kindly pay the machine. When you're done, attach a hose to the exhaust of the Rascal, feed it through the window, get in and turn the engine on.

Fucking Hell.

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15 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Neil, you fucking pig. Why the fuck are you acting with complete incredulity that car parks charge money as if it's some new fangled scheme? 

Pull some coppers out of your fat arse crack and kindly pay the machine. When you're done, attach a hose to the exhaust of the Rascal, feed it through the window, get in and turn the engine on.

Fucking Hell.

Because its the fucking outdoors, there's fuck all there that hasn't been there for thousands of fucking years. They didn't bring the rocks or trees in, even the roads ain't been touched for decades. They'd soon fucking whinge if no cunt turned up. 

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10 minutes ago, Neil said:

Because its the fucking outdoors, there's fuck all there that hasn't been there for thousands of fucking years. They didn't bring the rocks or trees in, even the roads ain't been touched for decades. They'd soon fucking whinge if no cunt turned up. 

Use your loaf. I fucking hate you, Neil. 

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2 hours ago, Neil said:

Because its the fucking outdoors, there's fuck all there that hasn't been there for thousands of fucking years. They didn't bring the rocks or trees in, even the roads ain't been touched for decades. They'd soon fucking whinge if no cunt turned up. 

I'd be more worried about the beast than the parking, Neil, and I don't mean Proper.

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2 hours ago, Neil said:

Because its the fucking outdoors, there's fuck all there that hasn't been there for thousands of fucking years. They didn't bring the rocks or trees in, even the roads ain't been touched for decades. They'd soon fucking whinge if no cunt turned up. 

 The moors were built by ‘Bovis’ in 1971. 

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9 hours ago, Neil said:

I'm staying in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse!

Cunts

The impact of your dirty little combustion engine on the "great outdoors" should be costed, but given that not one dime of that revenue will be spent on maintaining paths, refuges or general amenities and the health of Dartmoor is once again proof that local government in thos country isn't fit for purpose. 

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9 hours ago, Neil said:

I'm staying in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse!

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What made you go to that fucking damp dump any way?  It must still be oozing with mud and marsh mist.  (alliteration - I'm going all McCartney!) 

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17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

The impact of your dirty little combustion engine on the "great outdoors" should be costed, but given that not one dime of that revenue will be spent on maintaining paths, refuges or general amenities and the health of Dartmoor is once again proof that local government in thos country isn't fit for purpose. 

You stupid fucking hippie.

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14 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Are you a fan of the Moors, elc?

Not particularly, nice architecture  though .

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don’t think he’s a fan of Muslims full stop. 

I think @Roadkill hit the nail on the head with his earlier post today.

You do the whole racism thing with a sort of panache, somehow understated yet vitriolic at the same time. Very tongue in cheek and above all else funny, but also with a serious undertone which actually addresses some of the genuine issues our society faces with race relations.

ELC on the other hand is an unsophisticated, absolute fucking school boy cretin. He just repeats the same shit over and over again without any actual attempt to elaborate on his reasoning. In short, he comes across like a potato headed gimp who dresses in knock off Stone Island gear and confuses his racial pejoratives on a daily basis.

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57 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

What made you go to that fucking damp dump any way?  It must still be oozing with mud and marsh mist.  (alliteration - I'm going all McCartney!) 

3 days of unbroken sunshine which is unheard of,I've been down here in June and it fucking snowed!!

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4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What does that mean?

Odd, weird , bit of a cunt according to the Oxford new dictionary. Something I don't look at too often as you so often point out .

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3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I think @Roadkill hit the nail on the head with his earlier post today.

You do the whole racism thing with a sort of panache, somehow understated yet vitriolic at the same time. Very tongue in cheek and above all else funny, but also with a serious undertone which actually addresses some of the genuine issues our society faces with race relations.

ELC on the other hand is an unsophisticated, absolute fucking school boy cretin. He just repeats the same shit over and over again without any actual attempt to elaborate on his reasoning. In short, he comes across like a potato headed gimp who dresses in knock off Stone Island gear and confuses his racial pejoratives on a daily basis.

Fuck me give him a blow job why don't you .Thankfully I'm not here to win the fucking  Pollitzer prize you supercilious  cunt .I couldn't give a fuck what you think .I can't quite see how you believe you can judge considering your the eqilivent of a literary urinary  tract infection. Unwanted,  annoying and rather painful at times. 

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8 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

You just can’t help yourself, can you? 

Nope , I really can't 

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52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You stupid fucking hippie.

I blame the immigrants .

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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

The impact of your dirty little combustion engine on the "great outdoors" should be costed, but given that not one dime of that revenue will be spent on maintaining paths, refuges or general amenities and the health of Dartmoor is once again proof that local government in thos country isn't fit for purpose. 

Did you ever fly on concorde? 

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