Neil Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 I'm staying in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse! Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 23 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm stating in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse! Cunts As the founding member of the British association of doggers it's with dismay I read your post .It's getting harder to park up, flash the lights and have a group of unwashed illegals do their business over my rotund wife. It's utterly disgusting , they'll be charging us to breathe next .Anyway A6 lay-by on cold rainy Wednesday nights only if you're interested . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 28 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm stating in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse! Cunts You’ve just paid three times the going rate for an old chalet in a field because some old tart supposedly changed a couple of typewriter ribbons in it, haven’t you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20 Author Report Share Posted May 20 Ian Huntley and Ian Brady never had this problem. How the fuck am I supposed to go about my business worrying about having the right change in my pocket. I'm going to seriously have to think about a career change if I can't use the Moors as a dumping ground anymore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20 Author Report Share Posted May 20 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’ve just paid three times the going rate for an old chalet in a field because some old tart supposedly changed a couple of typewriter ribbons in it, haven’t you? Look it up Eric and tell me you wouldn't want to stay there, I've seen about 4 cars in 3 days and not a fucking darkie in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 49 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm stating in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse! Cunts Neil, you are clearly as tight with money as you are with awarding likes. Have you considered that the very road you drove up or down to get to said car park costs money to maintain? Have you considered that the car park itself was put there to stop outsiders like you parking their cars all over the grass and ruining the landscape as you wheelspin on your way out? They should be charging you in particular more, Neil. What with you stuffing KFC as you waddle round Dartmoor, littering the place and scaring the locals. You are a disgrace. PS. I'm glad Arsenal lost the league. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 7 minutes ago, Neil said: Look it up Eric and tell me you wouldn't want to stay there, I've seen about 4 cars in 3 days and not a fucking darkie in sight. Surely you must have seen a bogman (or woman) .. don't you ever dig up the ones you have dumped in a morass to see how they are "curing"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 6 minutes ago, Neil said: I've seen about 4 cars in 3 days and not a fucking darkie in sight. I'm in Bristol and bored. I'm on my way down, Neil. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20 Author Report Share Posted May 20 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Neil, you are clearly as tight with money as you are with awarding likes. Have you considered that the very road you drove up or down to get to said car park costs money to maintain? Have you considered that the car park itself was put there to stop outsiders like you parking their cars all over the grass and ruining the landscape as you wheelspin on your way out? They should be charging you in particular more, Neil. What with you stuffing KFC as you waddle round Dartmoor, littering the place and scaring the locals. You are a disgrace. PS. I'm glad Arsenal lost the league. Lol. League? What you on about? I fucking hate football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 4 minutes ago, Neil said: League? What you on about? I fucking hate football Nevermind the football shit, the sat nav is saying I'll be there in 3 hours, in time for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 1 hour ago, Neil said: I'm stating in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse! Cunts @Decimus has got new a job working up on the moors .. Canada my arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 30 minutes ago, Neil said: Ian Huntley and Ian Brady never had this problem. How the fuck am I supposed to go about my business worrying about having the right change in my pocket. I'm going to seriously have to think about a career change if I can't use the Moors as a dumping ground anymore The good old days when serial killers could go about their business in peace without being fucking molested and filmed where ever they go .At one time all you needed was a transit with a sliding door and few cable ties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 33 minutes ago, Neil said: Look it up Eric and tell me you wouldn't want to stay there, I've seen about 4 cars in 3 days and not a fucking darkie in sight. Ape wouldn't like that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: The good old days when serial killers could go about their business in peace without being fucking molested and filmed where ever they go .At one time all you needed was a transit with a sliding door and few cable ties. I've got to say, your desperate attempts to make friends here is making me feel fucking sick. Give it a rest, or better still fuck off, or, ideally kill yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 28 minutes ago, Neil said: Look it up Eric and tell me you wouldn't want to stay there, I've seen about 4 cars in 3 days and not a fucking darkie in sight. Not when I can save the Sun newspaper tokens and get a chalet at Coronation Park down the road for £9.50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 30 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Neil, you are clearly as tight with money as you are with awarding likes. Have you considered that the very road you drove up or down to get to said car park costs money to maintain? Have you considered that the car park itself was put there to stop outsiders like you parking their cars all over the grass and ruining the landscape as you wheelspin on your way out? They should be charging you in particular more, Neil. What with you stuffing KFC as you waddle round Dartmoor, littering the place and scaring the locals. You are a disgrace. PS. I'm glad Arsenal lost the league. Lol. Oops , I fell asleep, you were saying . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've got to say, your desperate attempts to make friends here is making me feel fucking sick. Give it a rest, or better still fuck off, or, ideally kill yourself. You are very perculiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20 Author Report Share Posted May 20 27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Nevermind the football shit, the sat nav is saying I'll be there in 3 hours, in time for dinner. You mis-read the situation. I came here to get away from cunts not meet any 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 10 minutes ago, Neil said: You mis-read the situation. I came here to get away from cunts not meet any Imagine a knock at the door late tonight. And finding Frank standing there grinning at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 It's the hospital parking prices that get me. Four pounds an hour at some of them here. It will cost you £12 to visit a sick relative for three hours. Your car gets to park in a crumbling multi storey with blown out electrics so you have to use your phone light to navigate your way back to it if it's gone dark by the time you're leaving, and signs on every visible surface declaring the owner accepts absolutely no responsibility for your car or any belongings left inside. Wouldn't be so bad if the money went back into the NHS, but all the car parks are owned by private companies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: As the founding member of the British association of doggers it's with dismay I read your post .It's getting harder to park up, flash the lights and have a group of unwashed illegals do their business over my rotund wife. It's utterly disgusting , they'll be charging us to breathe next .Anyway A6 lay-by on cold rainy Wednesday nights only if you're interested . You just can’t help yourself, can you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: You just can’t help yourself, can you? Don't get me wrong, a harmless bit of blaming the darkies can be great fun in the right circumstances - @Eric Cuntman has it down to a fine art - but this fucker seems to wear it like a piss stained comfort blanket. You can fucking guarantee he's all "please and thank you" at his local Paki shop too, only to let the insults fly the moment the door closes. I hope they've caught on and spit in his baccy and jizz in his milk. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20 Author Report Share Posted May 20 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine a knock at the door late tonight. And finding Frank standing there grinning at you. I've just found the gun cabinet so him or any other cunt that shows up at the gate is getting a 12-bore right between the eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You just can’t help yourself, can you? Well, that's what the illegals do! Usually to our benefits system and council housing. If you've got some spare change, I'm sure they'd be happy to take it off your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 4 hours ago, Neil said: and not a fucking darkie in sight. That's because there's no mobile signal and nowhere to spend their food tokens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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