Ed Dwight (former unsuccessful NASA anstronaut) aged 90 has become the first black person in history to leave the Earths atmosphere.

[Decimus]

36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

If you remember the 60s, you weren't really there, man 

Pen says the same, about the 1060s.

Lolololol.

[King Billy]

13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm surprised the chimps haven't complained about all the space suits being white. What's wrong with making a denim one where the trousers hang off the arse to try and encourage more of the minorities to become astronauts.

“Houston we have a problem. Looks like you’ve drowned in the fucking bath”.

[Guest entitled little cunt]

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think it was a ‘coona module’

The space craft will have wide wheels , blacked out windows and be flagged up for drug and firearms offences.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

The space craft will have wide wheels , blacked out windows and be flagged up for drug and firearms offences.

‘Pimp My Space-Shuttle’

[Guest entitled little cunt]

23 hours ago, King Billy said:

Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?”

With out going all racist ?

[Cuntybaws]

Guion Bluford.

[ChildeHarold]

16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm surprised the chimps haven't complained about all the space suits being white. What's wrong with making a denim one where the trousers hang off the arse to try and encourage more of the minorities to become astronauts.

That Planet of the Apes remake with Mark Wahlberg was quite realistic.  Made on location in south London. 

[Guest entitled little cunt]

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

Pen says the same, about the 1060s.

Lolololol.

I was around in the 60s, Biba, mini skirts ,Peters and Lee.I dont remember  a  fucking thing .I was 2 months old .

[Guest entitled little cunt]

Typical blacks, they want to be part of history but do absolutely nothing constructive to create it .

[Guest entitled little cunt]

18 hours ago, Neil said:

Did he go up in Apollo Creed?

He's been up a few I'm sure  the huge queer mincing gaylord cunt .I bet the Dalek's will be keeping their backs to wall incase he tries mounting one .They can only extermate  prey face on.Thats a huge  design fault when the Doctor is a turd basher.

[and]

9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Typical blacks, they want to be part of history but do absolutely nothing constructive to create it .

Oh, I don't know, they had the first black president of the USA, not that it made much difference to how totally fucked-up their country is for others of his persuasion.

[Eric Cuntman]

18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Guion Bluford.

Usually they go up patched as a ‘Mission Specialist’. Which as far as I understand, means sitting in the corner of the spaceship growing cress on damp tissue paper like a remedial primary school child that’s been put in the corridor so the bright kids can get on with learning things and having a future. 
 I’m pretty sure they don’t let them drive.

[and]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m pretty sure they don’t let them drive.

The cunts never have a fuckin' licence or insurance when they get stopped anyway.

[King Billy]

23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘Pimp My Space-Shuttle’

🎶This is Ground Control to Uncle Tom.
Put that knife away and put your hoodie back on.🎶

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

🎶This is Ground Control to Uncle Tom.
Put that knife away and put your hoodie back on.🎶

🎵I lost my purse to a starship trooper..🎵

[Cuntybaws]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m pretty sure they don’t let them drive.

Blacks can drive just fine, especially if it's someone else's vehicle. It's the Asian fuckers you have to keep away from the controls.

[camberwell gypsy]

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

🎵I lost my purse to a starship trooper..🎵

Spooknik

 

[ChildeHarold]

What's a "anstronaut" Billy, is he the fat jolly one who comes down the chimney or sometimes through the bedroom window at Christmas? 

[King Billy]

33 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

What's a "anstronaut" Billy,

It’s a very rare thing indeed H. Not an anstronaut obviously, but a spelling mistake by myself. Savour it as they don’t come along very often.

[ChildeHarold]

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

It’s a very rare thing indeed H. Not an anstronaut obviously, but a spelling mistake by myself. Savour it as they don’t come along very often.

I am savouring it Billy, indeed the saliva is running down my chops and forming a pool of liquid and yellow stain on my TK Max Giorgio Armani pure cotton pyjamas. 

[Guest entitled little cunt]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Blacks can drive just fine, especially if it's someone else's vehicle. It's the Asian fuckers you have to keep away from the controls.

Lewis Hamilton seems to do quite well at it.

[Guest entitled little cunt]

On 20/05/2024 at 18:19, camberwell gypsy said:

The smell of fried chicken will give his position away. 

And the crime rate in that particular  area of the lunar surface will quadruple.  

[Guest entitled little cunt]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

🎵I lost my purse to a starship trooper..🎵

There's a starman dealing in the sky , he told me not to grass on him or he'll kill my wife .

[Miles]

Actually 21 black African-Americans have been into space including at least one shuttle commander .. there have been no Ulstermen in space (save for the one's sent by the IRA). Of curse in practical terms it would not be possible to send an Ulsterman on a space mission because no cunt would be able to understand him  For the same reason Dan Dare's sidekick from Wigan would never have been allowed to go on a space mission.

[and]

12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Lewis Hamilton seems to do quite well at it.

He's half-caste, that's cheating!