Ed Dwight (former unsuccessful NASA anstronaut) aged 90 has become the first black person in history to leave the Earths atmosphere.

[King Billy]

Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?”

[ChildeHarold]

18 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?”

What's an anstronuat Daddy? 

PS I'm so fucking confused even I cocked it up. 

[Guest entitled little cunt]

23 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?”

One can live in hope .That Dr.Who mincing cunt should get a free ticket on the space shuttle .

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?”

It's a strange one isn't it?   The trophy astronaut, the celebrity astronaut... only, they're not really astronauts from a technical point of view.  A dip into the upper region of our atmosphere where it gets a bit dark doesn’t really cut the mustard compared with what NASA achieved or the Soviets.   Anyone around in the 60s when the moon landing took place or the first space walks etc will be pretty unimpressed by these billionaire ego trips. 

[camberwell gypsy]

What do you call a black man in space?

An afronaut. Lol  fuck off. 

[Dave Umbongo]

I'm surprised the chimps haven't complained about all the space suits being white. What's wrong with making a denim one where the trousers hang off the arse to try and encourage more of the minorities to become astronauts.

[Witheredscrote]

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?”

No room to store boxes of bananas?

[Miles]

48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

No room to store boxes of bananas?

Are Ulstermen fond of bananas?

[and]

11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

One can live in hope .That Dr.Who mincing cunt should get a free ticket on the space shuttle .

Or any passing rocket to Russia. 🚀💥

[Neil]

Did he go up in Apollo Creed?

[Guest entitled little cunt]

7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What do you call a black man in space?

An afronaut. Lol  fuck off. 

If he lands on the dark side of the moon he'll never be found .

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Neil said:

Did he go up in Apollo Creed?

I think it was a ‘coona module’

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm surprised the chimps haven't complained about all the space suits being white. What's wrong with making a denim one where the trousers hang off the arse to try and encourage more of the minorities to become astronauts.

Chrome spinners on the shuttle landing gear wheels.

[Eric Cuntman]

Capricoon 1

[and]

4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

If he lands on the dark side of the moon he'll never be found .

Who the fuck would waste money sending another lunar expedition to find the cunt?

[Mike Hunt]

8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm surprised the chimps haven't complained about all the space suits being white. What's wrong with making a denim one where the trousers hang off the arse to try and encourage more of the minorities to become astronauts.

Strange you don't get Kafflar in black.

[camberwell gypsy]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think it was a ‘coona module’

He blasted off from Cape Coonaveral. 

[camberwell gypsy]

The first man on the moon was Louis Armstrong. The history books didn't tell you that, did they?  When he stepped on the lunar surface he said "What a wonderful world". And when Houston said that he needed to get on with the scientific stuff he said "We have all the time in the world". 

 

[Mike Hunt]

10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He blasted off from Cape Coonaveral. 

Did you witness the coonshot? 

[Dave Umbongo]

🎶We are the men in black (skin)🎶

🎶Galaxy defenders🎶

[Decimus]

19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Anyone around in the 60s when the moon landing took place

Bullshit, never happened.

[camberwell gypsy]

7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

If he lands on the dark side of the moon he'll never be found .

The smell of fried chicken will give his position away. 

[and]

47 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Bullshit, never happened.

So, you're saying the 60's never happened?

I guess the calendar went from the 1950's straight to the 1970's.

If you can remember the 60's you weren't there, man.☮️

[camberwell gypsy]

13 minutes ago, and said:

So, you're saying the 60's never happened?

I guess the calendar went from the 1950's straight to the 1970's.

If you can remember the 60's you weren't there, man.☮️

If you remember the 60s, you weren't really there, man 

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

If you remember the 60s, you weren't really there, man 

Well that can’t be true. Because I can’t remember the 60s, and I definitely wasn’t there. 
They’ve fucked that right up.