King Billy Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?” What's an anstronuat Daddy? PS I'm so fucking confused even I cocked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?” One can live in hope .That Dr.Who mincing cunt should get a free ticket on the space shuttle . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?” It's a strange one isn't it? The trophy astronaut, the celebrity astronaut... only, they're not really astronauts from a technical point of view. A dip into the upper region of our atmosphere where it gets a bit dark doesn’t really cut the mustard compared with what NASA achieved or the Soviets. Anyone around in the 60s when the moon landing took place or the first space walks etc will be pretty unimpressed by these billionaire ego trips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 What do you call a black man in space? An afronaut. Lol fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 I'm surprised the chimps haven't complained about all the space suits being white. What's wrong with making a denim one where the trousers hang off the arse to try and encourage more of the minorities to become astronauts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?” No room to store boxes of bananas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No room to store boxes of bananas? Are Ulstermen fond of bananas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: One can live in hope .That Dr.Who mincing cunt should get a free ticket on the space shuttle . Or any passing rocket to Russia. 🚀💥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 Did he go up in Apollo Creed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you call a black man in space? An afronaut. Lol fuck off. If he lands on the dark side of the moon he'll never be found . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 1 hour ago, Neil said: Did he go up in Apollo Creed? I think it was a ‘coona module’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm surprised the chimps haven't complained about all the space suits being white. What's wrong with making a denim one where the trousers hang off the arse to try and encourage more of the minorities to become astronauts. Chrome spinners on the shuttle landing gear wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 Capricoon 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: If he lands on the dark side of the moon he'll never be found . Who the fuck would waste money sending another lunar expedition to find the cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm surprised the chimps haven't complained about all the space suits being white. What's wrong with making a denim one where the trousers hang off the arse to try and encourage more of the minorities to become astronauts. Strange you don't get Kafflar in black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think it was a ‘coona module’ He blasted off from Cape Coonaveral. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 The first man on the moon was Louis Armstrong. The history books didn't tell you that, did they? When he stepped on the lunar surface he said "What a wonderful world". And when Houston said that he needed to get on with the scientific stuff he said "We have all the time in the world". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He blasted off from Cape Coonaveral. Did you witness the coonshot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 🎶We are the men in black (skin)🎶 🎶Galaxy defenders🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Anyone around in the 60s when the moon landing took place Bullshit, never happened. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: If he lands on the dark side of the moon he'll never be found . The smell of fried chicken will give his position away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bullshit, never happened. So, you're saying the 60's never happened? I guess the calendar went from the 1950's straight to the 1970's. If you can remember the 60's you weren't there, man.☮️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 13 minutes ago, and said: So, you're saying the 60's never happened? I guess the calendar went from the 1950's straight to the 1970's. If you can remember the 60's you weren't there, man.☮️ If you remember the 60s, you weren't really there, man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: If you remember the 60s, you weren't really there, man Well that can’t be true. Because I can’t remember the 60s, and I definitely wasn’t there. They’ve fucked that right up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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