Dave Umbongo Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 No, not what you think, but the fucking Northern spastics who somehow think swimming in a big fuck-off wild river is no different to having a bath in the local 28°C heated swimming pool. Of course you're going to get into difficulties, you're not going to put your feet on a nice tiled bottom when you get tired, you're likely to get impaled on an old trolley or bicycle, either that or polio from all the floaty shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 Have a pity comment, Drew, I feel like I owe you for keeping my roundabout nomination trending at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: No, not what you think, but the fucking Northern spastics who somehow think swimming in a big fuck-off wild river is no different to having a bath in the local 28°C heated swimming pool. Of course you're going to get into difficulties, you're not going to put your feet on a nice tiled bottom when you get tired, you're likely to get impaled on an old trolley or bicycle, either that or polio from all the floaty shit. Since you are well known on Hampstead Heath have you ever tried the ponds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: No, not what you think, but the fucking Northern spastics who somehow think swimming in a big fuck-off wild river is no different to having a bath in the local 28°C heated swimming pool. Of course you're going to get into difficulties, you're not going to put your feet on a nice tiled bottom when you get tired, you're likely to get impaled on an old trolley or bicycle, either that or polio from all the floaty shit. The cold doesn't bother them. The girls in Newcastle wear bikinis in February . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: The cold doesn't bother them. The girls in Newcastle wear bikinis in February . They keep the coal fires going in August. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: The girls in Newcastle wear bikinis in February Only so they won't get arrested for indecent exposure 👙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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