Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 The vatican has been busy organising new rules about miracles , bleeding sculptures as in through the eyes and the image of christ in unexpected places and the like .I have been praying for 2 months for 3 things .1. A 35 year old Swedish blonde nymphomaniac wants nothing more than to please me in all ways imaginable .2.Ape , Dyslexic idiot , Wolfie and OCR are infected with Ebola . 3. Illegals lose all sense of direction and start heading east .I've heard Siberia is nice this time of year . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 15 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: The vatican has been busy organising new rules about miracles , bleeding sculptures as in through the eyes and the image of christ in unexpected places and the like .I have been praying for 2 months for 3 things .1. A 35 year old Swedish blonde nymphomaniac wants nothing more than to please me in all ways imaginable .2.Ape , Dyslexic idiot , Wolfie and OCR are infected with Ebola . 3. Illegals lose all sense of direction and start heading east .I've heard Siberia is nice this time of year . Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Oh. Here we go.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: The vatican has been busy organising new rules about miracles , bleeding sculptures as in through the eyes and the image of christ in unexpected places and the like .I have been praying for 2 months for 3 things .1. A 35 year old Swedish blonde nymphomaniac wants nothing more than to please me in all ways imaginable .2.Ape , Dyslexic idiot , Wolfie and OCR are infected with Ebola . 3. Illegals lose all sense of direction and start heading east .I've heard Siberia is nice this time of year . You're clearly dissatisfied with this praying thing. Have you thought of asking the Vatican how much longer you need to pray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: The vatican has been busy organising new rules about miracles , bleeding sculptures as in through the eyes and the image of christ in unexpected places and the like .I have been praying for 2 months for 3 things .1. A 35 year old Swedish blonde nymphomaniac wants nothing more than to please me in all ways imaginable .2.Ape , Dyslexic idiot , Wolfie and OCR are infected with Ebola . 3. Illegals lose all sense of direction and start heading east .I've heard Siberia is nice this time of year . Another magnificent load of fucking shit from our resident moron. The moron who apparently wants to encourage discussion and sensible debate on CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 48 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Another magnificent load of fucking shit from our resident moron. The moron who apparently wants to encourage discussion and sensible debate on CC. The power of prayer has proved totally inadequate unfortunately. You're still alive . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 57 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: You're clearly dissatisfied with this praying thing. Have you thought of asking the Vatican how much longer you need to pray? They've been praying for the messiah to return for 2 thousand years and he still hasn't turned up the lazy cunt .Makes my 2 weeks seem rather insufficient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Here we go.... Stakka bo , about 1993 I think .The beautiful girl in the video is no longer with us , she committed suicide .The singer went on to direct Chernobyl, not sure what happened to the short bloke with the bad teeth.Good tune , almost forgotten now . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Stakka bo , about 1993 I think .The beautiful girl in the video is no longer with us , she committed suicide .The singer went on to direct Chernobyl, not sure what happened to the short bloke with the bad teeth.Good tune , almost forgotten now . Fuckin' shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 18 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I have been praying for 2 months for 3 things .1. A 35 year old Swedish blonde nymphomaniac wants nothing more than to please me in all ways imaginable .2.Ape , Dyslexic idiot , Wolfie and OCR are infected with Ebola . 3. Illegals lose all sense of direction and start heading east . You don't ask for much, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 18 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: They've been praying for the messiah to return for 2 thousand years and he still hasn't turned up the lazy cunt .Makes my 2 weeks seem rather insufficient. So a bearded geezer with long hair and wearing a dress appears on earth. In Brixton or Peckham they'll mug him. In Golders Green they'll crucify him. In Bradford they'll fucking behead him. No wonder he's been keeping a low profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So a bearded geezer with long hair and wearing a dress appears on earth. In Brixton or Peckham they'll mug him. In Golders Green they'll crucify him. In Bradford they'll fucking behead him. No wonder he's been keeping a low profile. That's really funny and very true .I dont normally give JC the time of day but put like that who can blame the hippy cunt for finding some other miracle to perform elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 2 hours ago, and said: You don't ask for much, do you? Considering he produced the entire universe at a click of his fingers I really dont think its much to ask .I'm going to contact the ombudsman for miracles and religious fanaticism and make a formal fucking complaint. It's so fucking typical of the lackadaisical attitude commonly prevalent in today's society .It makes me mad .They should have put the sandle wearing bearded hippy in the army , that would have taught him a thing or two the useless cunt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 On 17/05/2024 at 20:28, entitled little cunt said: The vatican has been busy organising new rules about miracles , bleeding sculptures as in through the eyes and the image of christ in unexpected places and the like .I have been praying for 2 months for 3 things .1. A 35 year old Swedish blonde nymphomaniac wants nothing more than to please me in all ways imaginable .2.Ape , Dyslexic idiot , Wolfie and OCR are infected with Ebola . 3. Illegals lose all sense of direction and start heading east .I've heard Siberia is nice this time of year . The one Catholic ‘miracle’ which is undeniable, is the total historical absence of a single choirboy ever becoming pregnant due to constant rear-end attention from his local priest or schoolteacher. This anomaly in itself proves beyond doubt that the thousands of young ‘up the duff’ girls who made similar accusations should be simply regarded as ‘mad for cock, bandwagon jumping, fantasist sluts’ with nothing to look forward to in the next life except eternal fire and brimstone. Thank fuck I’m a right footer and I’m able to see all this as a neutral observer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: The one Catholic ‘miracle’ which is undeniable, is the total historical absence of a single choirboy ever becoming pregnant due to constant rear-end attention from his local priest or schoolteacher. This anomaly in itself proves beyond doubt that the thousands of young ‘up the duff’ girls who made similar accusations should be simply regarded as ‘mad for cock, bandwagon jumping, fantasist sluts’ with nothing to look forward to in the next life except eternal fire and brimstone. Thank fuck I’m a right footer and I’m able to see all this as a neutral observer. It was a miracle the cunts got away with it for decades .That fucking cult has got a lot to answer for .Fucking freaks .2024 and cunts still believe. They interviewed some daft twat in Palastine who explained she was busy praying in the wedding cake church what ever they're called and an Israeli missile blew the fuck out the place. You would have thought that any intelligent person would think "oh well , maybe it's all bollox" oh no , not her .She thanked her god she survived .Fucks sake , the cunt can't do any wrong . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 On 17/05/2024 at 20:28, entitled little cunt said: The vatican has been busy organising new rules about miracles , bleeding sculptures as in through the eyes and the image of christ in unexpected places and the like .I have been praying for 2 months for 3 things .1. A 35 year old Swedish blonde nymphomaniac wants nothing more than to please me in all ways imaginable .2.Ape , Dyslexic idiot , Wolfie and OCR are infected with Ebola . 3. Illegals lose all sense of direction and start heading east .I've heard Siberia is nice this time of year . Reported. Rule 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Reported. Rule 4. 13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Reported. Rule 4. What's rule 4? .Lets face you swiveling little grass , you've tried 1, 2 and 3 to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 1 hour ago, King Billy said: The one Catholic ‘miracle’ which is undeniable, is the total historical absence of a single choirboy ever becoming pregnant due to constant rear-end attention from his local priest or schoolteacher. This anomaly in itself proves beyond doubt that the thousands of young ‘up the duff’ girls who made similar accusations should be simply regarded as ‘mad for cock, bandwagon jumping, fantasist sluts’ with nothing to look forward to in the next life except eternal fire and brimstone. Thank fuck I’m a right footer and I’m able to see all this as a neutral observer. There’s fuck all neutral about you, Bowler Bill. Would you like that in Latin? Cuntus horrendii. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: What's rule 4? .Lets face you swiveling little grass , you've tried 1, 2 and 3 to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 what if a statue in the image of Christ starts bleeding from the arsehole. It is half term and the priests might have a shortage of choirboy arseholes, do you think this would be a logical explanation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: It was a miracle the cunts got away with it for decades .That fucking cult has got a lot to answer for .Fucking freaks .2024 and cunts still believe. They interviewed some daft twat in Palastine who explained she was busy praying in the wedding cake church what ever they're called and an Israeli missile blew the fuck out the place. You would have thought that any intelligent person would think "oh well , maybe it's all bollox" oh no , not her .She thanked her god she survived .Fucks sake , the cunt can't do any wrong . May the good lord bless you. (I am not sure what the bad lord would do)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 On 18/05/2024 at 17:56, camberwell gypsy said: So a bearded geezer with long hair and wearing a dress appears on earth. In Brixton or Peckham they'll mug him. In Golders Green they'll crucify him. In Bradford they'll fucking behead him. No wonder he's been keeping a low profile. If he/she/it went to the BBC, they'd probably give him/her/it a presenting job, for one of their Saturday night 'family entertainment' programmes. Or, failing that, be given a job writing for the Guardian. 📰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 30 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: May the good lord bless you. (I am not sure what the bad lord would do)> Fuck him up the arse, then bless him! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 All a hoax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 Frociaggine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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