Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with cunts who feel it necessary to do this shit? There’s surely more downsides to it than upsides. Personally, if I tried this kind of deviant conduct with Mrs Cnut, the drawbacks would be (1) she might wake up. (2) I’d wake up in the morning with a bread knife in my eye socket (again.) Obviously, the only couple I can recommend, nay…actively encourage to have a go at this practice would be @Frank and @entitled little cunt when their romance eventually happens…which it will. Lol…fuck off…etc. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cydrdm94ylvo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with cunts who feel it necessary to do this shit? There’s surely more downsides to it than upsides. Personally, if I tried this kind of deviant conduct with Mrs Cnut, the drawbacks would be (1) she might wake up. (2) I’d wake up in the morning with a bread knife in my eye socket (again.) Obviously, the only couple I can recommend, nay…actively encourage to have a go at this practice would be @Frank and @entitled little cunt when their romance eventually happens…which it will. Lol…fuck off…etc. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cydrdm94ylvo Weak and wet. Awful. 'Again' in brackets. Christ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Do all the women in Osset look like that? I'm not sure about actual strangling, but a fucking bag over the head would be essential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16 Author Report Share Posted May 16 28 minutes ago, Frank said: Weak and wet. Awful. 'Again' in brackets. Christ. Careful. Final warning. Gimptroll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Final warning. (again) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with cunts who feel it necessary to do this shit? There’s surely more downsides to it than upsides. Personally, if I tried this kind of deviant conduct with Mrs Cnut, the drawbacks would be (1) she might wake up. (2) I’d wake up in the morning with a bread knife in my eye socket (again.) Obviously, the only couple I can recommend, nay…actively encourage to have a go at this practice would be @Frank and @entitled little cunt when their romance eventually happens…which it will. Lol…fuck off…etc. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cydrdm94ylvo Look at the picture.. what a disgusting, creosoted fucking pig. I bet his hands were bright orange when he finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16 Author Report Share Posted May 16 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look at the picture.. what a disgusting, creosoted fucking pig. I bet his hands were bright orange when he finished. My 21 year old step-daughter uses that stuff. Stupid fuckin cow looks like she’s been dancing in Bisto. To be fair, she is albino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I can't get my end away unless I strangle them first. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 6 minutes ago, Neil said: I can't get my end away unless I strangle them first. Is that what happened to Ming? (don't worry, I won't tell anyone, you secret's safe with me) 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with cunts who feel it necessary to do this shit? There’s surely more downsides to it than upsides. Personally, if I tried this kind of deviant conduct with Mrs Cnut, the drawbacks would be (1) she might wake up. (2) I’d wake up in the morning with a bread knife in my eye socket (again.) Obviously, the only couple I can recommend, nay…actively encourage to have a go at this practice would be @Frank and @entitled little cunt when their romance eventually happens…which it will. Lol…fuck off…etc. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cydrdm94ylvo Quote from article: "...friends read to the court how the pair had an "experimental" sexual relationship. They explained Miss Brooke, who lived in Ossett near Wakefield at the time of her death, had a sexual interest in choking." Imagine the awkwardness of the deceased's family at the funeral, knowing her death came during an attempt to reach a more intense orgasm via 'sexual choking'. As Stephen Milligan's family will testify, it's almost as embarrassing as 'asphyxiwank'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Just now, Wolfie said: Quote from article: "...friends read to the court how the pair had an "experimental" sexual relationship. They explained Miss Brooke, who lived in Ossett near Wakefield at the time of her death, had a sexual interest in choking." Imagine the awkwardness of the deceased's family at the funeral, knowing her death came during an attempt to reach a more intense orgasm via 'sexual choking'. As Stephen Milligan's family will testify, it's almost as embarrassing as 'asphyxiwank'. I never understood how Michael Hutchence and David Carradine managed to die whilst strangle-wanking. Surely they would have told themselves the ‘safe word’ beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I never understood how Michael Hutchence and David Carradine managed to die whilst strangle-wanking. Surely they would have told themselves the ‘safe word’ beforehand. When something goes down the wrong hole I find myself panicking and looking for a glass of water rather than reaching for an erect penis .All over my head . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: When something goes down the wrong hole I find myself panicking and looking for a glass of water rather than reaching for an erect penis .All over my head . What?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: What?? It's about choking. What happens when something goes down the wrong hole ?Those mentioned enjoyed a five knuckle shuffle orgasm by choking themselves, restricting oxygen. I stated rather than reaching for my cock when chocking I reach for a glass of water .All over my head is colloquial terminology meaning its something I just dont get .fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 25 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What?? Breathing in a toast crumb, I think is what he was trying to describe. Not as bad as breathing in a burning bit through a roach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 3 hours ago, Neil said: I can't get my end away unless I strangle them first. They never say no to anything once the eyes pop and their face turns purple. It’s a wonderful thing foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I never understood how Michael Hutchence and David Carradine managed to die whilst strangle-wanking. Surely they would have told themselves the ‘safe word’ beforehand. ‘Aaaah Asspopper!’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My 21 year old step-daughter uses that stuff. Stupid fuckin cow looks like she’s been dancing in Bisto. To be fair, she is albino. You have a lovely family, is there a retarded pygmy in the collection? I'm a completist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 23 hours ago, King Billy said: They never say no to anything once the eyes pop and their face turns purple. It’s a wonderful thing foreplay. That's exactly what Ted Bundy used to say . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 On 16/05/2024 at 19:45, Eric Cuntman said: Breathing in a toast crumb, I think is what he was trying to describe. Not as bad as breathing in a burning bit through a roach. What's a fresh water fish got to do with it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: What's a fresh water fish got to do with it . Two budgies on a perch. ’Can you smell fish?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 On 16/05/2024 at 13:37, Dyslexic cnut said: My 21 year old step-daughter uses that stuff. Stupid fuckin cow looks like she’s been dancing in Bisto. To be fair, she is albino. Good for her if it gets her to the top of the council house waiting list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 On 16/05/2024 at 18:41, Wolfie said: Quote from article: "...friends read to the court how the pair had an "experimental" sexual relationship. They explained Miss Brooke, who lived in Ossett near Wakefield at the time of her death, had a sexual interest in choking." Imagine the awkwardness of the deceased's family at the funeral, knowing her death came during an attempt to reach a more intense orgasm via 'sexual choking'. As Stephen Milligan's family will testify, it's almost as embarrassing as 'asphyxiwank'. I know someone who also has a sexual interest............, in necrophilia. Do you reckon she'll be up for that? When's the funeral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 On 16/05/2024 at 19:27, entitled little cunt said: It's about choking. What happens when something goes down the wrong hole ?Those mentioned enjoyed a five knuckle shuffle orgasm by choking themselves, restricting oxygen. I stated rather than reaching for my cock when chocking I reach for a glass of water .All over my head is colloquial terminology meaning its something I just dont get .fucking hell. @Wolfie only understands Poodle-speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 On 16/05/2024 at 18:44, Eric Cuntman said: Surely they would have told themselves the ‘safe word’ beforehand. They were both deaf 🦻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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