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Surprise surprise, another Tory MP has decided that her real sympathies lie with the Labour party. Fuck all to do with the prospect of losing her seat when Sunak eventually calls a general election. No fucking principles, just follow the gravy train. I hope she gets Cunt Cancer.

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5 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Surprise surprise, another Tory MP has decided that her real sympathies lie with the Labour party. Fuck all to do with the prospect of losing her seat when Sunak eventually calls a general election. No fucking principles, just follow the gravy train. I hope she gets Cunt Cancer.

She's a very thoughtfull and trustworthy individual,  as was her ex husband .That cunt Stammer , what a fucking idiot , anyone in their right mind would tell the bint to fuck off,  not him the idiot .God help us .The man's a cunt .

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30 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Surprise surprise, another Tory MP has decided that her real sympathies lie with the Labour party. Fuck all to do with the prospect of losing her seat when Sunak eventually calls a general election. No fucking principles, just follow the gravy train. I hope she gets Cunt Cancer.

She looks to be a raver, I bet that you would if you had a chance.

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8 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

She looks to be a raver, I bet that you would if you had a chance.

Maybe that's what Stammer has in mind .French presidents are allowed to have a mistress , why not Stammer?.

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1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

lol, lol, lol

 

7 hours ago, and said:

Let's ask an expert, how could any woman resist a man with a 'year old Bentley'?

Paging @Dyslexic cnut Lol, lol, lol 

Aren't they just rebodied BMW's with even more costly servicing ?.Modern stuff leaves me cold , I'm trying to think of an exception but I can't .

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12 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

 

Aren't they just rebodied BMW's with even more costly servicing ?.Modern stuff leaves me cold , I'm trying to think of an exception but I can't .

That's modern Rolls Royce branded cars .. Bentley is owned by VW.

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Natalie comes from the Stormy Daniels side of politics.   Being MP for Dover means she has spent the last few years without contact with any human beings.  Given her primitive feral condition she is going to need a lot of ongoing support and rehabilitation from her new family. 

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9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

That's modern Rolls Royce branded cars .. Bentley is owned by VW.

God,  that's even worse .Adolfs personal little plaything,  rescued post war  by the British owns Bentley .That's fucking ridiculous. At one time they would  only sell their cars to "Gentlemen".Now any old chav with 10k in his pocket can buy one .No one wants them after 10 years old .Shit scared of every little knock and creak.

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9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Natalie comes from the Stormy Daniels side of politics.   Being MP for Dover means she has spent the last few years without contact with any human beings.  Given her primitive feral condition she is going to need a lot of ongoing support and rehabilitation from her new family. 

I'm sure I've seen her in a Bendover video.

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It all tells you how interchangeable these cunts are.

The only metric I will be interested in at the next general election is the total number of votes cast for the duopoly.

If it is near 25 million, we have a worrying large number of potato brained cockwombles in the UK plc

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17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

 

Aren't they just rebodied BMW's with even more costly servicing ?.Modern stuff leaves me cold , I'm trying to think of an exception but I can't .

I know fuck-all about cars.

Every time I park my 'year old Bentley' outside my basement flat, some cunt vandalises it, I think I'm going to trade it in for something less conspicuous, maybe Aston Martin, or an E-Type Jag.

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7 hours ago, and said:

I know fuck-all about cars.

Every time I park my 'year old Bentley' outside my basement flat, some cunt vandalises it, I think I'm going to trade it in for something less conspicuous, maybe Aston Martin, or an E-Type Jag.

I always had you down as a Rover fan.

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On 08/05/2024 at 21:39, Penny Farthing said:

She looks to be a raver, I bet that you would if you had a chance.

I bet Starmer didn't know whether to shake her hand or fuck her on his old CPS office desk behind the filing cabinet containing all the villians records they let slip. 

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9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I bet Starmer didn't know whether to shake her hand or fuck her on his old CPS office desk behind the filing cabinet containing all the villians records they let slip. 

It does not look like either the existing policy is working or any of the proposed alternatives will work .. perhaps closing down the charities that are supporting them when they arrives and perhaps acquiring a few more Bibby Stockholm type barges to accommodate them but this time mooring the barges several miles offshore .. maybe we should also load the likes of the protesters that have attempted to prevent them from being removed with them.

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2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

It does not look like either the existing policy is working or any of the proposed alternatives will work .. perhaps closing down the charities that are supporting them when they arrives and perhaps acquiring a few more Bibby Stockholm type barges to accommodate them but this time mooring the barges several miles offshore .. maybe we should also load the likes of the protesters that have attempted to prevent them from being removed with them.

Yes, but that applies elsewhere around the world.  Spain can do nothing to stop the hundreds of Africans washing up in Tenerife every week or coming across from North Africa into the Costas.  It's literally thousands a month, many unaccompanied minors that cost a fortune to look after.   It's like having rats coming into the house.  Only pretty morbid measures will eradicate the problem.  Obviously there are a number of attractions which make the UK especially the West Midlands and south of England a magnet:

# the lack of a national I. D. Card and any monitoring means these people slip below the surface and are impossible to trace

# allowing extended family to join existing immigrants to whom residency has been granted is a fatal flaw in the system

# allowing immigrants to bring in ready made brides from overseas

# having a standalone police force that is not backed up by a gendarmerie or specialist immigration inspectors across the country to proactively check businesses, homes etc means that prospective illegals know they can get away with it

# the habit of soft Western govts to completely surrender every five or so years and offer an amnesty to millions of illegals suspected of livng in the country is another incentive. Watch out for that from Starmer's govt. 

# taking our responsibility to "look after" these cunts when they land on a beach offers a soft ride for these cunts and shows we are fools just waiting to be taken advanof.   The French don't do it.  Dotted all over France are tent cities - even in Paris, but well away from the touristic centres of course.  There's no official helping hand stretched out to help them. They get NOTHING.  Here a system is set up to wrap them in cotton wool from day one.   In fact they get better care than the old girl living on her own in a council flat struggling with unreliable homecare and inadequate health services. IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE. 

All in all I'm open to the idea of converting one of our numerous inhospitable islands in the Brit"Isles" into a transit camp accommodating illegals in spartan distinctly hostile conditions and guarded by the armed forces.   I'd budget for about £2.50 per day bed and board to be paid back if they EVER (NEVER) get allowed in.  After three months a good proportion would be screaming to get back. 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

It does not look like either the existing policy is working or any of the proposed alternatives will work .. perhaps closing down the charities that are supporting them when they arrives and perhaps acquiring a few more Bibby Stockholm type barges to accommodate them but this time mooring the barges several miles offshore .. maybe we should also load the likes of the protesters that have attempted to prevent them from being removed with them.

We have a porous Wild West society in UK which allows weeds to grow freely and without early detection.  The do gooders are nauseating cunts who probably have little or no interest in helping our own people or anybody near them. 

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Is this cunt the Trojan Horse?   Stashed inside a bomb timed to go off and splatter dear old Keir's election hopes?  I sincerely hope so.  This shows the truth of Galloway's assertion that the two parties are just cheeks of the same arse you might get a sheet of Izal between with a bit of shuvving. 

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On 09/05/2024 at 19:08, Penny Farthing said:

lol, lol, lol

Tell that bellend @and or whatever the fuck it calls itself this week never to mention my name again. I can’t see its shit posts because in my opinion it is in the top two all-time shitcunts on here. Thanks in advance Super-Schlong. lol.

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