Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 1 hour ago, and said: That, essentially, is what most of you cunts have been doing ever since you landed here, trying to dictate who comes and goes. Grow up, nobody gives a toss about your opinion, on anything, apart from the other sad-sack members of your little boys club. They are weirdos .It's pointless trying to engage with them.Well done though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You bumder, you run a gay pub, dont you? Are you going to tell the board about your criminal record? You don't know how close you are .Believe me , if you popped in for happy hour I'd make sure you left with your sphincter in such tatters your anal continence surgeon would think you've been at a party hosted by Michael Barrymore . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Be quiet. Shut up, you cunt. LOL lol lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Be quiet. Shut it you buffoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 19 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Shut it you buffoon. Can I just interject here between you and your good friend, it's an absolute disgrace and the way you talk to people should not be allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Can I just interject here between you and your good friend, it's an absolute disgrace and the way you talk to people should not be allowed. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: No. There you go again. Outrageous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 @Mrs Roops I'm at the dentists, getting a routine check up. I've got to say, there's something about the females walking around in the uniform that shows off their nice arses and shapely titties. I've got a boner and I'm worried about going in, getting on the chair and my female dentist seeing it. She might get excited and pull one of my teeth out. Have you got any advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Mrs Roops I'm at the dentists, getting a routine check up. I've got to say, there's something about the females walking around on the uniform the shows off their nice arses and shapely titties. I've got a boner and I'm worried about going in, getting on the chair and my female dentist seeing it. She might get excited and pull on of my teeth out. Gave you got any advice? Would you like rinse, spit or swallow ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Have you got any advice? Re. the boner, she probably won't notice it. Drink bleach. Job done! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Mrs Roops I'm at the dentists, getting a routine check up. I've got to say, there's something about the females walking around in the uniform that shows off their nice arses and shapely titties. I've got a boner and I'm worried about going in, getting on the chair and my female dentist seeing it. She might get excited and pull on of my teeth out. Have you got any advice? Shut the fuck up and go to Thailand if you want that sort of thing. Street dentistry with a blow job is very popular over there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Street dentistry with a blow job is very popular over there. The demented sex criminal has spent all his dole money on crack. @Wolfie might give him a few bob for walking his Poodle, if he asks him nicely, they're 'very close' friends. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 On 02/05/2024 at 21:50, Eric Cuntman said: That’s 1.45 million. Who does your teeth, Karl Faberge? You don't appreciate the latest trends, Eric... https://www.google.com/imgres?q=diamond encrusted implants&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dentalpartnersofbrookline.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2022%2F03%2Fdiamonds-Implants-before1.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dentalpartnersofbrookline.com%2Fdiamonds-dental-implants%2F&docid=weWoWo06FT3wuM&tbnid=9XiTtiUqRbQHUM&vet=12ahUKEwjGo_f3oduGAxX5VkEAHcJZAvcQM3oECFIQAA..i&w=360&h=240&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwjGo_f3oduGAxX5VkEAHcJZAvcQM3oECFIQAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Shut the fuck up and go to Thailand if you want that sort of thing. Street dentistry with a blow job is very popular over there. That's true. In Thailand, one invariably has to give the lady dentist a blowjob to secure a reasonable discount on dental work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Shut the fuck up and go to Thailand if you want that sort of thing. Street dentistry with a blow job is very popular over there. You seem familiar with South East Asia, Harold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 1 hour ago, scotty said: That's true. In Thailand, one invariably has to give the lady dentist a blowjob to secure a reasonable discount on dental work. I imagine that's why your toothless 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 2 hours ago, and said: The demented sex criminal has spent all his dole money on crack. @Wolfie might give him a few bob for walking his Poodle, if he asks him nicely, they're 'very close' friends. 😉 An affair with a dentist must be SM by definition. You know the drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: An affair with a dentist must be SM by definition. It takes liquorice allsorts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 7 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Mrs Roops I'm at the dentists, getting a routine check up. I've got to say, there's something about the females walking around in the uniform that shows off their nice arses and shapely titties. I've got a boner and I'm worried about going in, getting on the chair and my female dentist seeing it. She might get excited and pull one of my teeth out. Have you got any advice? Tell her you've noticed a cavity yourself that needs filling and you have some special fluid that'll do the job. You filthy fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 1 hour ago, and said: It takes liquorice allsorts. Teeth are 65% genetics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Teeth are 65% genetics I'm half-Werewolf, what happened to the other 15%? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 43 minutes ago, and said: I'm half-Werewolf, what happened to the other 15%? Every question you've asked or will ask has an answer in Gregg's one foot sausage roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 1 hour ago, and said: I'm half-Werewolf, what happened to the other 15%? Ape is half-Airwolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Mrs Roops I'm at the dentists, getting a routine check up. I've got to say, there's something about the females walking around in the uniform that shows off their nice arses and shapely titties. I've got a boner and I'm worried about going in, getting on the chair and my female dentist seeing it. She might get excited and pull one of my teeth out. Have you got any advice? Don’t encourage her/it Raas ffs. And if you must, then at least make it clear that 2 to 3 years max of ‘advice’ would probably be enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 6 hours ago, White Cunt said: You don't appreciate the latest trends, Eric... https://www.google.com/imgres?q=diamond encrusted implants&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dentalpartnersofbrookline.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2022%2F03%2Fdiamonds-Implants-before1.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dentalpartnersofbrookline.com%2Fdiamonds-dental-implants%2F&docid=weWoWo06FT3wuM&tbnid=9XiTtiUqRbQHUM&vet=12ahUKEwjGo_f3oduGAxX5VkEAHcJZAvcQM3oECFIQAA..i&w=360&h=240&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwjGo_f3oduGAxX5VkEAHcJZAvcQM3oECFIQAA ‘ooh-ooh-ooh! Monkey want shiny fing!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.