Ape™️ Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 21 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: When you expire I doubt there would be many mourners. You're such an idiotic characterless arsehole I'm pretty sure most would think thank fuck he's gone. We can’t all be funny, charismatic wordsmiths like you. Fucking dope. What’s the next nomination going to be about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Just now, Ape™️ said: We can’t all be funny, charismatic wordsmiths like you. Fucking dope. What’s the next nomination going to be about? Quite possibly what a cunt you are . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think you've misspelled "misspelt". Are you 'merican-Scottish? I worked in America some time ago, but that's not any excuse. I had a misspelt youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 On 30/04/2024 at 22:15, Cuntybaws said: I think you might have misspelled "twat" there. I have got very bad constipation .. is there anywhere I can get a ringpull for my arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 5 hours ago, Prints Harry said: I have got very bad constipation .. is there anywhere I can get a ringpull for my arse? Five pints of Guinness and a vegetable Vindaloo could work wonders. 🔥💥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 On 01/05/2024 at 16:51, Ape™️ said: so Wolfie did get you a Christmas present in the end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 On 23/05/2024 at 13:36, Prints Harry said: I have got very bad constipation .. is there anywhere I can get a ringpull for my arse? try Ayrton-kot..., fuck, I mean Senna-kot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: try Ayrton-kot..., fuck, I mean Senna-kot. Fucking hell - here we go! Another few hours of comedy gems still to come before unconsciousness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 On 01/05/2024 at 21:46, Cuntybaws said: I worked in America some time ago, but that's not any excuse. I had a misspelt youth. oh gawd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 At least Schumacher's still winning trophies 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Fucking hell - here we go! Another few hours of comedy gems still to come before unconsciousness! You awake @Ape™️? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 1 hour ago, ratcum said: At least Schumacher's still winning trophies Cobblers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cobblers Schumacher was probably the best all round f1 driver .What happened to him was terrible .Accidents can befall any of us . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Schumacher was probably the best all round f1 driver .What happened to him was terrible .Accidents can befall any of us . I think most members on here hope that there’s a terminal one in your immediate future. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I think most members on here hope that there’s a terminal one in your immediate future. Wanker. Be careful what you wish for .Imagine an 850 Le Man's mk1 flying through your windscreen at 120 .You'll get rid of me but I'll decapitate you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 That's the stuff you take for constipation isn't it? Is it a suppository? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: That's the stuff you take for constipation isn't it? Is it a suppository? 🤔 Well you can shit yourself whilst on it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 21 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Well you can shit yourself whilst on it . I don't need any help for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Schumacher was probably the best all round f1 driver .What happened to him was terrible .Accidents can befall any of us . He was a fucking shit skier though, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 Willie Shoemaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He was a fucking shit skier though, don't you think? You nasty fucker , but it made me smile you cunt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 What have a 'hard on', and Senna got in common. Both have a helmet full of blood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: You nasty fucker , but it made me smile you cunt . They don't call this CuntsCorner for nothing, you soft shite, and I'm the nastiest cunt on here. That fucking twiglet legged cunt with the prolapsed arsehole Francis, is a lightweight fucking poof that would make Alan Carr look manly, despite what he says about being the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What have a 'hard on', and Senna got in common. Both have a helmet full of blood. Dirty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: They don't call this CuntsCorner for nothing, you soft shite, and I'm the nastiest cunt on here. That fucking twiglet legged cunt with the prolapsed arsehole Francis, is a lightweight fucking poof that would make Alan Carr look manly, despite what he says about being the best on here. What’s it tonight, dickhead…brake fluid? lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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