Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 So many cunts think they can cook a decent bolognaise.I'm inviting you cunts to wave your cocks about and say what makes the best tasting sauce. Men's love juice or fanny batter ( I realise this description is from another member and I bow to their descriptive brilliance ) will not be accepted. For me it's carrot , celery, tomatoes , Basil, thyme , stock juice, tomato puree, mince beef , fried bacon , red wine .Bay leafs .A little bit of cayenne pepper.Do your fucking worst you bunch of degenerates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 20 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: So many cunts think they can cook a decent bolognaise.I'm inviting you cunts to wave your cocks about and say what makes the best tasting sauce. Men's love juice or fanny batter ( I realise this description is from another member and I bow to their descriptive brilliance ) will not be accepted. For me it's carrot , celery, tomatoes , Basil, thyme , stock juice, tomato puree, mince beef , fried bacon , red wine .Bay leafs .A little bit of cayenne pepper.Do your fucking worst you bunch of degenerates. It’s just shredded ravioli. Don’t worry about it. Use it as a judgement and classification tool for others. If they say ‘Spaghetti Bolognaise’ they’re ok. If they say Spag-Bol, they’re a cunt. You can do the same with ‘Nougat’. Ask someone to pronounce it… if they say ‘nuggit’ they’re normal. If on the other hand they say, ‘noo-gar’ they’re a pervert, or Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s just shredded ravioli. Don’t worry about it. Use it as a judgement and classification tool for others. If they say ‘Spaghetti Bolognaise’ they’re ok. If they say Spag-Bol, they’re a cunt. You can do the same with ‘Nougat’. Ask someone to pronounce it… if they say ‘nuggit’ they’re normal. If on the other hand they say, ‘noo-gar’ they’re a pervert, or Withers. Nou gar is immediately consigned to mums net cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 You can't cook a decent bolognese in less than 4 hours and most lazy fat cunts can't wait that long 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s just shredded ravioli. Don’t worry about it. Use it as a judgement and classification tool for others. If they say ‘Spaghetti Bolognaise’ they’re ok. If they say Spag-Bol, they’re a cunt. You can do the same with ‘Nougat’. Ask someone to pronounce it… if they say ‘nuggit’ they’re normal. If on the other hand they say, ‘noo-gar’ they’re a pervert, or Withers. Its cunts who pronounce the place where you can get a full english, bacon sarnies, cup o' tea and a fried slice a "c'faay" instead of "caff", that boils my piss. Spaghetti bolognese is for poofs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its cunts who pronounce the place where you can get a full english, bacon sarnies, cup o' tea and a fried slice a "c'faay" instead of "caff", that boils my piss. Spaghetti bolognese is for poofs. Lar Tay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Lar Tay Starbucks is for irons! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 I appreciate your concern for our nutritional welfare, but I think this is a shit nomination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 39 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Lar Tay Lattlay Fottfoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: So many cunts think they can cook a decent bolognaise.I'm inviting you cunts to wave your cocks about and say what makes the best tasting sauce. Men's love juice or fanny batter ( I realise this description is from another member and I bow to their descriptive brilliance ) will not be accepted. For me it's carrot , celery, tomatoes , Basil, thyme , stock juice, tomato puree, mince beef , fried bacon , red wine .Bay leafs .A little bit of cayenne pepper.Do your fucking worst you bunch of degenerates. I prefer hoops to alphabet, but baked beans would beat both every time if that’s any help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its cunts who pronounce the place where you can get a full english, bacon sarnies, cup o' tea and a fried slice a "c'faay" instead of "caff", that boils my piss. Spaghetti bolognese is for poofs. You've just consigned the entire Italian population to a life of homosexuality. Fucking middleclass cunts ruin everything .Cunt establishments in Blackheath charging 20 quid for a glorifried fry up .There was a greasy spoon in Bethnal Green years back .The food after a session the night before was a life saver .I sat opposite mad Frankie Fraser in there one Sunday morning .He sat looking at me with menace .Although he was a real old man dressed immaculately , he still frightened me half to death . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 8 hours ago, Neil said: You can't cook a decent bolognese in less than 4 hours and most lazy fat cunts can't wait that long Totally agree . It takes time for garlic, Basil, thyme , bay leaves and sweet from carrot and celery to work.I cook a load and freeze it after letting it stand for a day . The cunts live on chicken nuggets now. Cooking is an art .A man who can't cook is a nimkumpoop poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 4 hours ago, King Billy said: I prefer hoops to alphabet, but baked beans would beat both every time if that’s any help. Fucking hell , I pity the woman you woo with the promise of a beautifully cooked meal by candlelight .What's for afters ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I appreciate your concern for our nutritional welfare, but I think this is a shit nomination. It's the pursuit of knowledge .A recipie, like life can always be improved upon with a sprinkle of something you didn't think to put in the mix . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 14 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: So many cunts think they can cook a decent bolognaise.I'm inviting you cunts to wave your cocks about and say what makes the best tasting sauce. Men's love juice or fanny batter ( I realise this description is from another member and I bow to their descriptive brilliance ) will not be accepted. For me it's carrot , celery, tomatoes , Basil, thyme , stock juice, tomato puree, mince beef , fried bacon , red wine .Bay leafs .A little bit of cayenne pepper.Do your fucking worst you bunch of degenerates. Care to explain what the cunt is in this ridiculous load of fucking drivel? Bolognaise recipe is the title, just in case you’ve forgotten. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 46 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Care to explain what the cunt is in this ridiculous load of fucking drivel? Bolognaise recipe is the title, just in case you’ve forgotten. Good Morning Ape , I was wondering when you would appear .I thought this post would get you all hot , bothered and frothing .You're getting just a little too predictable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Care to explain what the cunt is in this ridiculous load of fucking drivel? Bolognaise recipe is the title, just in case you’ve forgotten. How is this, in any way shape or form a ‘cunting?’ @Mrs Roops…do your fucking job regarding this little adolescent spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 16 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: So many cunts think they can cook a decent bolognaise.I'm inviting you cunts to wave your cocks about and say what makes the best tasting sauce. Men's love juice or fanny batter ( I realise this description is from another member and I bow to their descriptive brilliance ) will not be accepted. For me it's carrot , celery, tomatoes , Basil, thyme , stock juice, tomato puree, mince beef , fried bacon , red wine .Bay leafs .A little bit of cayenne pepper.Do your fucking worst you bunch of degenerates. Your Bolognese must be shit because you can't even spell it properly. Lol. I bet you're the type of cunt who puts overcooked spaghetti on the plate and then puts the Bolognese in the middle, aren't you? You really are making even more of a cunt of yourself than normal, elc. Bolognese? A Bolognese recipe on Cunts Corner? I was busy last week and left you half plucked, I'll finish the plucking over the next week or so and then you'll be ready for the pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: You've just consigned the entire Italian population to a life of homosexuality. Fucking middleclass cunts ruin everything .Cunt establishments in Blackheath charging 20 quid for a glorifried fry up .There was a greasy spoon in Bethnal Green years back .The food after a session the night before was a life saver .I sat opposite mad Frankie Fraser in there one Sunday morning .He sat looking at me with menace .Although he was a real old man dressed immaculately , he still frightened me half to death . He could tell you were a fucking cunt, that's why. Why would you admit to being scared of some midget, has been gangster on here anyways? You fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: It's the pursuit of knowledge .A recipie, like life can always be improved upon with a sprinkle of something you didn't think to put in the mix . How about tasteless cyanide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 (edited) 19 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: So many cunts think they can cook a decent bolognaise.I'm inviting you cunts to wave your cocks about and say what makes the best tasting sauce. Men's love juice or fanny batter ( I realise this description is from another member and I bow to their descriptive brilliance ) will not be accepted. For me it's carrot , celery, tomatoes , Basil, thyme , stock juice, tomato puree, mince beef , fried bacon , red wine .Bay leafs .A little bit of cayenne pepper.Do your fucking worst you bunch of degenerates. Leaves is the plural of leaf, you fucking cretin. Do you think you might have picked up a touch of Creutzfeldt-Jakob from the shitty beef in your Bolognese?? Edited April 28 by Cunty BigBollox I'm not even mentioning Bolognese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Leaves is the plural of leaf, you fucking cretin. Do you think you might have picked up a touch of Creutzfeldt-Jakob from the shitty beef in your Bolognese?? Quite possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: How about tasteless cyanide? I'm not going to do a Herman Goring , one eye shut, one eye open.I think I'd prefer sleeping pills . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: He could tell you were a fucking cunt, that's why. Why would you admit to being scared of some midget, has been gangster on here anyways? You fucking idiot. I beg your pardon.Are you not British or are you neuro divergent in some way ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Your Bolognese must be shit because you can't even spell it properly. Lol. I bet you're the type of cunt who puts overcooked spaghetti on the plate and then puts the Bolognese in the middle, aren't you? You really are making even more of a cunt of yourself than normal, elc. Bolognese? A Bolognese recipe on Cunts Corner? I was busy last week and left you half plucked, I'll finish the plucking over the next week or so and then you'll be ready for the pot. You've rumbled me again .Your insight into my inadequacies really are quite astounding .It's like you can look into my soul .I'm sure you must be a highly skilled manipulator .You must be a very sucessful individual.I did actually think you were a sad cunt without a pot to piss in . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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