Frank Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 34 minutes ago, Frank said: Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. Why not shove all 22 balls up your capacious arsehole, you stupid cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 56 minutes ago, Frank said: Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. Why not shove all 22 balls up your capacious arsehole again, you stupid cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Why not shove all 22 balls up your capacious arsehole, you stupid cunt. I was anticipating a different vibe to this thread, Withers. I'll be dedicating myself to this over the next two weeks, and I'd appreciate if you'll adapt to the intended spirit of the game... without having to repeat yourself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 6 minutes ago, Frank said: I was anticipating a different vibe to this thread, Withers. I'll be dedicating myself to this over the next two weeks, and I'd appreciate if you'll adapt to the intended spirit of the game... without having to repeat yourself. That's a long nightshirt Fadi is wearing. I'm sure you will have no trouble lifting it though, before you pot the brown. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: That's a long nightshirt Fadi is wearing. I'm sure you will have no trouble lifting it, before you pot the brown. Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too! Frank, to be honest, I hate the game, but providing you can stop Eric Wikicuntman from posting on it, it should go well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Frank said: Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. As with all your nominations these days, the only cunt involved is the author. This one is no exception. Fuck off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Frank said: Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too! After examining the footage, he should be disqualified immediately. He is technically double hitting the Cue ball, he brings it back with his upper lip first and then hits it with his chin, this also gives the cue ball more momentum than simply using his chin alone. Anyways, any predictions or things to look forward to, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 2 hours ago, Frank said: Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. Only 17 days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 49 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: After examining the footage, he should be disqualified immediately. He is technically double hitting the Cue ball, he brings it back with his upper lip first and then hits it with his chin, this also gives the cue ball more momentum than simply using his chin alone. Anyways, any predictions or things to look forward to, Frank? You’re correct - this rule-bending could really give him quite an advantage over players with arms. Fucking cheating cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 23 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’re correct - this rule-bending could really give him quite an advantage over players with arms. Fucking cheating cunt. Oh, I don't know. It's 'armless enough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: After examining the footage, he should be disqualified immediately. He is technically double hitting the Cue ball, he brings it back with his upper lip first and then hits it with his chin, this also gives the cue ball more momentum than simply using his chin alone. Anyways, any predictions or things to look forward to, Frank? It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 21 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. This is the first time I’ve laughed at one of your posts for a very long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This is the first time I’ve laughed at one of your posts for a very long time. I saw an opportunity to top the leaderboard and went for it. I deserve better than this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 4 hours ago, Frank said: Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. I am a bit confused by the picture which shows an apparently armless Muslim draped over the green baize. Is this a distractor or are you being straight up? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 24 minutes ago, Frank said: I saw an opportunity to top the leaderboard and went for it. I deserve better than this. I'm right behind you Frank. Watch out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 3 hours ago, Frank said: Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too! I'm not going to mention the chinese snooker player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Frank said: It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. Is this game for suicide bombers who fucked up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I am a bit confused by the picture which shows an apparently armless Muslim draped over the green baize. Is this a distractor or are you being straight up? 🤔 It’s a thinking man’s nomination, H. I’m targeting a specific member who’s well known to be weak in the knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Why are american cops so bad at snooker? They always shoot the black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh, I don't know. It's 'armless enough. This is the kind of response I’d normally expect from a spastic like @and, but since you’re dying I’ve awarded you a like. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 3 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s a thinking man’s nomination, H. I’m targeting a specific member who’s well known to be weak in the knee. Let the game begin. (long slurp of milky coffee) 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Frank said: It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. Actually they speak Urdu Punjabi, and it probably says 'I rimmed Frank', and the 03.12 is the time it took for you to shit in his mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 45 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This is the kind of response I’d normally expect from a spastic like @and, but since you’re dying I’ve awarded you a like. Fuck off. Things are looking too good for me @Ape™️ .. the neighbour's daughter who is a nurse has asked "how long have I got?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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