Miles Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Yet another unfulfilled promise, just like your assertion that you'd finish off last weekend at the top of the LB. And now we're here. Not only have you ended this bank holiday nowhere near a top four spot, you haven't even managed to put a chink (lol) in my armour, despite a record amount of weekend posts attempting to do so. I'm bowing out again for the foreseeable on a high, it was nice doing business with you, although it looks like the transactional result ended up in my favour...number five wanker. Your head bowed as you swing from the end of a rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You need to calm down a bit Harold. Increased body temperature will soften the glue on your forehead mounted stick and you won’t be able to type. It’s a forehead mounted spacker stick - he shares it with @entitled little cunt. Choosing the right glue requires great skill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Choosing the right glue requires great skill. I suppose that one of them must be good at something. If they have problems with adhesion, 4" nails may help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Latest radio 4 drama is all about a disabled lesbian coming out to her mum .Its riveting. All about her relationships.I'm sure the typical radio 4 listener feels affinity with the characters. I'm going to write a drama all about me, me , me self identifying as a Gplan wardrobe by Kofod Larsen .It will be about my journey and my fight to be my authentic self. The difficulties of dealing with right wing extremist and phobics was traumatic .All the cunts wanted to do was put their shoes on my lower tier .I had an epiphany and realised I'm worth more than that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Arrest J K Rowling for crimes against children's literature (and too much cosmetic surgery - fucking loud mouthed fake on so many different levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 02/04/2024 at 15:37, ChildeHarold said: Arrest J K Rowling for crimes against children's literature (and too much cosmetic surgery - fucking loud mouthed fake on so many different levels. Her 'Cormoran Strike' novels ain't too bad (you can bet that the next one has an 'evil tranny' in it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 02/04/2024 at 15:37, ChildeHarold said: Arrest J K Rowling for crimes against children's literature (and too much cosmetic surgery - fucking loud mouthed fake on so many different levels. I rather like her. A classier version of Michelle Collins who isn’t afraid to kick transgenders in the bollocks (that they have but don’t have). I’d marry her for 1% of her current fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, and said: Her 'Cormoran Strike' novels ain't too bad (you can bet that the next one has an 'evil tranny' in it) I didn't think mentioning JK cunt would get a response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I rather like her. A classier version of Michelle Collins who isn’t afraid to kick transgenders in the bollocks (that they have but don’t have). I’d marry her for 1% of her current fortune. You'd be lucky by the time you've gone through her agent you wouldn't have any balls left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 01/04/2024 at 09:27, Witheredscrote said: I for one don't give a fuck, and am sick and tired of the cunt already. Canada indeed. It was Granada .. the north west of England TV Granada that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 02/04/2024 at 15:37, ChildeHarold said: Arrest J K Rowling for crimes against children's literature (and too much cosmetic surgery - fucking loud mouthed fake on so many different levels. I'd rather read the unstruction manual for an air frier but she looks quite tasty and is outspoken .She also fucking hates that cunt in Scotland, Howsa you sold a pup or what ever the pricks name is .These woke cunts bending over backwards to be more saintly than St Francis of Assisi have yet to realise the rest of the uk is so fed up with their shit it's turning slightly further to the right of Thatcher . Wales black head sheep shagger .Scotland muslim 1st minister .England Indian prime minister and the place has turned to shit . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I'd rather read the unstruction manual for an air frier but she looks quite tasty and is outspoken .She also fucking hates that cunt in Scotland, Howsa you sold a pup or what ever the pricks name is .These woke cunts bending over backwards to be more saintly than St Francis of Assisi have yet to realise the rest of the uk is so fed up with their shit it's turning slightly further to the right of Thatcher . Wales black head sheep shagger .Scotland muslim 1st minister .England Indian prime minister and the place has turned to shit . The person you are calling knows you are waiting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 On 02/04/2024 at 09:16, Ape™️ said: Choosing the right glue requires great skill. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 On 02/04/2024 at 14:54, entitled little cunt said: Latest radio 4 drama is all about a disabled lesbian coming out to her mum Should have strangled it when she realised it couldn’t walk and saved them both the embarrassment later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: It was Granada .. the north west of England TV Granada that is. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 On 01/04/2024 at 09:59, Frank said: If you think this is going to put a cap on your posts from last night, you've got another thing coming. We see you. Aside from ‘rectally flushed with Congolese spunk’…how do you sleep at night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 On 31/03/2024 at 15:00, Frank said: Matthew Stadlen. I’ve never heard of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 On 04/04/2024 at 23:01, Dyslexic cnut said: Aside from ‘rectally flushed with Congolese spunk’…how do you sleep at night? That's the product of a damaged brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 On 31/03/2024 at 10:59, Frank said: Final warning. Frank, this cunt was in Sainsbury's, Westbourne Grove the other day. Looked a bit wary of me and ended up self checking out next to me. Is he your boyfriend/husband? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 51 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Frank, this cunt was in Sainsbury's, Westbourne Grove the other day. Looked a bit wary of me and ended up self checking out next to me. Is he your boyfriend/husband? A nice clean cut mature looking boy, well educated professional, perhaps a bit butch for you. On all counts not your type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Frank, this cunt was in Sainsbury's, Westbourne Grove the other day. Looked a bit wary of me and ended up self checking out next to me. Is he your boyfriend/husband? Cunt looks a bit 'ginger' to me, just the sort who'd be interested in a bit of random black cock. You missed you chance there, Windrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Frank, this cunt was in Sainsbury's, Westbourne Grove the other day. Looked a bit wary of me and ended up self checking out next to me. Is he your boyfriend/husband? Listen up, Raasters. I've just come back from my local chippy... cod and chips twice, steak and kidney pie and chips for the boy, and a pickled onion. How much do you think it set me back? I'll tell you straight away..... £38.50. What on earth is going on!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 30 minutes ago, Frank said: Listen up, Raasters. I've just come back from my local chippy... cod and chips twice, steak and kidney pie and chips for the boy, and a pickled onion. How much do you think it set me back? I'll tell you straight away..... £38.50. What on earth is going on!? You could have saved £3.50 if you’d skipped the saveloy that’s still peeking out of your dirtbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 2 hours ago, and said: just the sort who'd be interested in a bit of random black cock. Frank or Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 On 03/04/2024 at 18:17, Eric Cuntman said: I rather like her. A classier version of Michelle Collins who isn’t afraid to kick transgenders in the bollocks (that they have but don’t have). I’d marry her for 1% of her current fortune. I’d suck Daniel Radcliffe's maggot for 0.5% of her fortune. Your move Eric. CC ‘celebrity author themed poker’ is the best thing ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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