ChildeHarold Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: As long as he wasn't spaffing into one of the pockets. That's what got my uncle banned from the British Legion. He was only there to clean the windows He must have been unbearable at Christmas with that huge erect vascular cock gathered round the fireplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 On 27/03/2024 at 13:37, ChildeHarold said: I don’t compare myself with others but focus on my inner spiritual development which involves blocking you among other things like eating healthy, exercise and getting a good night's sleep. Also a nice big shit every day - those prunes remind me of your face. On 27/03/2024 at 13:24, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Harold, you have become a victim of your own delusions of grandeur. You were telling that thick cunt @entitled little cunt that his nomination was excellent the other day and now you're getting on your high horse regarding humour. Listen you stupid cunt, you've posted 7300+ times with only 507 likes. Lol. Can you not read the room? It appears to be the case that everybody wants you dead. Obviously Harold and anyone else come to that is not entitled to an opinion unless it corresponds with your own.Have you got a little brown shirt and black tie in the back of the wardrobe ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 1 Author Report Share Posted August 1 On 29/03/2024 at 11:56, Eric Cuntman said: Saucepants came back with my avatar, calling himself ‘The Real Eric Cuntman’. Totally obsessed to the point he actually wants to be me. He also claimed that I had been somehow responsible for having his music website taken down. You remember? The one called ‘Bangin Tunes’ that he used to chat to teenagers on. The dirty cunt. I thought that Basil Brush could have been you fucking about. But he got shitcanned after about 200 nonce accusations in one weekend. Bubba’s still being a grown up somewhere, Frank’s still a cunt and Withers is still nearly dead. And @Dyslexic cnut got banned. I was looking through a hydraulics catalogue at work today and found this: A special hose for water blasting. It made me think of old SaucePants, and how I hope he’s dying of cancer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I was looking through a hydraulics catalogue at work today and found this: A special hose for water blasting. It made me think of old SaucePants, and how I hope he’s dying of cancer. When did Tesco start selling hydraulics catalogues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 1 hour ago, King Billy said: When did Tesco start selling hydraulics catalogues? Great for blasting off these stubborn Tesco valve beans from his Star Wars lunch box 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 56 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Great for blasting off these stubborn Tesco valve beans from his Star Wars lunch box Ape is currently in Washington DC painting the propellor blades on Kamala Harris’s helicopter and telling her what a smart cookie everyone in the UK thinks she is, because the BBC said so. 🇱🇷TRUMP 2024 MAGA🇱🇷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 14 hours ago, Ape™️ said: A special hose for water blasting. It made me think of old SaucePants, and how I hope he’s dying of cancer. @Frank, just look at this. It wasn't so long ago he was whining 'It isn't funny that Frank and Withers laugh about cancer blah de blah'. What a hypocritical shit patio owning little twerp he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 2 Author Report Share Posted August 2 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Frank, just look at this. It wasn't so long ago he was whining 'It isn't funny that Frank and Withers laugh about cancer blah de blah'. What a hypocritical shit patio owning little twerp he is. Why do you feel it necessary to drag Frank into your mindless bollocks? Speaking of cancer, I hope yours is progressing rapidly. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Frank, just look at this. It wasn't so long ago he was whining 'It isn't funny that Frank and Withers laugh about cancer blah de blah'. What a hypocritical shit patio owning little twerp he is. Stay off my side. Fucking worm. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 44 minutes ago, Frank said: Stay off my side. Fucking worm. Great patio, by the way! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Great patio, by the way! 😅 Remember Brookside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 4 hours ago, Frank said: Stay off my side. Fucking worm. Gladly. As an aside, I have never been one to associate with nonces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Why do you feel it necessary to drag Frank into your mindless bollocks? Speaking of cancer, I hope yours is progressing rapidly. Because every time I do, you react, and Eddie loses another 20€ bet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 2 hours ago, and said: Remember Brookside? Very much. Eldorado as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Very much. Eldorado as well. That cunt who played ‘Bunny’, the old perv shacked up with the 16 year old, was one of ‘Rod, Jane & Freddy’ from ‘Rainbow’ Jesse Birdsall was the only real actor in it and it killed his career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 On 02/08/2024 at 09:29, Ape™️ said: Why do you feel it necessary to drag Frank into your mindless bollocks? Speaking of cancer, I hope yours is progressing rapidly. You sound angry, are you rioting this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Very much. Eldorado as well. Do you remember Castlehaven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 3 hours ago, Miles said: Do you remember Castlehaven? Enlighten me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jesse Birdsall was the only real actor in it and it killed his career. For which, we should be truly grateful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 4 Author Report Share Posted August 4 On 03/08/2024 at 09:57, Miles said: You sound angry, are you rioting this weekend? Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. Are you a far right thug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 4 Author Report Share Posted August 4 9 minutes ago, Miles said: Are you a far right thug? Are you a stupid, tedious fucking cunt? Please don’t bother answering - just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 37 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Are you a stupid, tedious fucking cunt? Please don’t bother answering - just fuck off. Are you OK mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 4 Author Report Share Posted August 4 39 minutes ago, Miles said: Are you OK mate? Have you changed your name to Miles because it’s the most appropriate unit of measurement for the length of your trouser snake? lol Lol LOL - fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 Just now, Ape™️ said: Have you changed your name to Miles because it’s the most appropriate unit of measurement for the length of your trouser snake? lol Lol LOL - fuck off. Have you ordered the correct hose to upgrade your water blaster to 4500 psi? Don’t forget to check whether it invalidates the service contract. Remember, JSP used to have an engineer come round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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