Miles Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Maybe the Gardner and the simpering cunt who irons the Kings shoelaces deserve a fucking medal or be simply marched by a baying mob into woodland carrying a shovel. They are an insult to their class.The French had the right idea . Most Gardner 180s were actually only 150bhp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 8 minutes ago, Prints Harry said: Excellent value. OCR is a Bulgarian Benefit Scam by comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 3 hours ago, Frank said: When one loses one’s hair, H, one’s charisma goes right out the window. When I eventually mustered up the courage to shave my craftily-combed bonce at 29, I bought a baseball cap thinking I could hide it from the wife. I walked through the door and she said ‘Fwang, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh wot you did!?... taaake off!’ I slowly removed the cap, and do you know what she said? She said… ‘Fwang is ping-pong baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll’. True story. No one cares. Douse yourself in Brylcreem and set fire to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: No one cares. Douse yourself in Brylcreem and set fire to yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 10 minutes ago, Frank said: How much did it cost to get this made? Perfect. I think Harry Styles would make it into a Milf friendly chart topper. He needs a boost after that Watermelon song. I'm meeting up with him tomorrow in the Father Red Cap Camden do you want me to offer it as a proposition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: No one cares. Douse yourself in Brylcreem and set fire to yourself. I care .. @Frank is the best on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 14 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: The French had the right idea . Thinking that the Maginot Line would be impenetrable for the Krauts invasion plans, and not even considering the possibility of Adolf’s ‘state of the art’ Panzer divisions ripping through The Ardenne Forest’ like a hot knife through a garlic buttered croissant, before they even had time to wave their already prepared white flags out the window, and instruct their women to prepare their arseholes for a barrage of bratwurst. (in the time honoured ‘cheese eating, surrender monkey’ tradition). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: How much did it cost to get this made? Perfect. I think Harry Styles would make it into a Milf friendly chart topper. He needs a boost after that Watermelon song. I'm meeting up with him tomorrow in the Father Red Cap Camden do you want me to offer it as a proposition? What? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Thinking that the Maginot Line would be impenetrable for the Krauts invasion plans, and not even considering the possibility of Adolf’s ‘state of the art’ Panzer divisions ripping through The Ardenne Forest’ like a hot knife through a garlic buttered croissant, before they even had time to wave their already prepared white flags out the window, and instruct their women to prepare their arseholes for a barrage of bratwurst. (in the time honoured ‘cheese eating, surrender monkey’ tradition). Ooo la la.I mush prefer sausison to bratwurst in my arse . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 3 minutes ago, Frank said: What? I think I can get a tiny royalty out of him and perhaps a credit somewhere at the bottom of the CD in very small print. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 25 minutes ago, Frank said: This is your best post for many years Frank so I’ve given you a Billy like. Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: This is your best post for many years Frank so I’ve given you a Billy like. Keep up the good work. I'm trying to get him to send it to Harry Styles' management for consideration. I see a(nother) Gold Disc on Harry's wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 18 minutes ago, Frank said: What? Harry sees this song as a tribute to all the older women in his life. It would help if you could add a chorus so Harry could punch the air with his fist and get all the mums to sing along with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Harry sees this song as a tribute to all the older women in his life. It would help if you could add a chorus so Harry could punch the air with his fist and get all the mums to sing along with him. It's not only the air his fist has been I bet . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It would help if you could add a chorus so Harry could punch the air with his fist Don’t get the fucking deviant cunt started on fisting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t get the fucking deviant cunt started on fisting. My God you have completely sullied what was going to be a magical moment in the Wembley Arena and other tour dates up and down the country. Get thee behind me Satan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Don’t get the fucking deviant cunt started on fisting. I didn't think of that. YOU did? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 On 01/06/2024 at 13:31, ChildeHarold said: I didn't think of that. YOU did? 🤔 Although there’s no actual rule H, it’s long been the norm on here to respond only once to another members post. I’m sure most of us have occasionally fallen foul of that norm, but in your case the norm seems to be the polar opposite. You don’t have to jump on every single post by every single cunt here. But as you’ve decided you do, then ffs try to limit yourself to just one. There’s a good boy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Although there’s no actual rule H, it’s long been the norm on here to respond only once to another members post. I’m sure most of us have occasionally fallen foul of that norm, but in your case the norm seems to be the polar opposite. You don’t have to jump on every single post by every single cunt here. But as you’ve decided you do, then ffs try to limit yourself to just one. There’s a good boy now. If there's no rule , there's no rule to break other than what you believe to be a rule which isn't actually a rule so H isn't breaking any rules is he ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 On 31/05/2024 at 20:27, Prints Harry said: Most Gardner 180s were actually only 150bhp. Very low revving and plenty of torque .That's what Charles likes. Well spotted and a nice mechanical curve ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 21 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: If there's no rule , there's no rule to break other than what you believe to be a rule which isn't actually a rule so H isn't breaking any rules is he ? Just a bit of friendly advice to try and limit the tsunami of fucking garbage he spews out 24/7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 22 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: If there's no rule , there's no rule to break other than what you believe to be a rule which isn't actually a rule so H isn't breaking any rules is he ? Thanks Rumpole said Billy replying to the same post twice and making himself look a right cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: Although there’s no actual rule H, it’s long been the norm on here to respond only once to another members post. I’m sure most of us have occasionally fallen foul of that norm, but in your case the norm seems to be the polar opposite. You don’t have to jump on every single post by every single cunt here. But as you’ve decided you do, then ffs try to limit yourself to just one. There’s a good boy now. I am chastened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Thanks Rumpole said Billy replying to the same post twice and making himself look a right cunt. You're all right Billy .It's all the others . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Now about fisting .How can that be physically possible?.My GP is obsessed with inserting his finger in my anus .It's a very uncomfortable experience I can tell you , made all the worse because the tight cunt hasn't even taken me for a meal or even a drink beforehand .Romance is fucking dead . I think it was my GP , I did see him walking out the surgery afterwards looking shifty , sniffing his fingers and carrying a B&M bargains carrier bag . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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